Season 13 Live Chat

[ams1001]

4 minutes ago, Hellga said:

I am going to guess 762 and he is going to be damn surprised he is over 700 lb because 'he worked so hard'.

Wow! You were off by 2!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, lemoncake said:

Thanks. Always looking for new things to try as snacks, esp since Mr Lemon is on a strict diet. 

How is Mr. Lemon? Doing OK?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oops. Higher, not lower than his guesstimate. 

[ams1001]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I actually looked to see if there were such an animal. 

I thought about it...

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Hellga said:

I am going to guess 762 and he is going to be damn surprised he is over 700 lb because 'he worked so hard'.

STANDING OVATION 

[magemaud]

31 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

When I saw that Gino and Jazz-mean were in it, I didn't bother to watch. They are the worst!

4 more episodes 

[Hellga]

He is 764.  I was only 2lb off!!!  Finally I guessed right!  And predicted his surprise, too (that was a given, though, ain't they all). 

[Red Bridey]

764. SEVEN SIXTY FOUR. This guy is pathetic. But at least we now have an actual number. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Without a baseline it’s hard to know but I am guessing he lost nothing

[CrazyInAlabama]

2 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

He can order all the food he wants but if it's left at the front door, how does it get into his mouth? Somebody, Mom, is getting it to his bed.

Either mom or his care aide.  

764 lbs!    That's awful.    Gary will never do anything. 

[lemoncake]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

How is Mr. Lemon? Doing OK?

Hes ok. Def cancer. Getting hooked up with an oncologist. 

[mk828]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

You probably have to join Scientology to get it. Beware.

I have Directv Stream for my cable service. We actually get Scienctology channel 😒

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, magemaud said:

4 more episodes 

Not counting the endless Tell Alls, where Natalie proves she’s a psychopath.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, lemoncake said:

Hes ok. Def cancer. Getting hooked up with an oncologist. 

I’m sorry, cancer is the devil

[ams1001]

There's a lotta uhs and ums in his explanations to Dr. Now.

[lemoncake]

Gary doesn't move. The most calories he expends is lifting his fork to his mouth

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

Either mom or his care aide.  

764 lbs!    That's awful.    Gary will never do anything. 

If only he could get a service dog to help him with that.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my God,he's eating sugar free jam! 

The Cry of the Pounder "I'm not eating that much". Sure you're not. 

He's eating healthy. Strictly vanilla cupcakes. 

[Hellga]

Sugar free food???

Plant based foods?  (aka potato chips and stuff???)

And not eating too much? (if you are used to eating 10,000 calories, 9000 probably feels like a huge reduction but it's still 7 times more than what he should be eating!)

[lemoncake]

Plant based diet? Is that the cake?

[Hellga]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Either mom or his care aide.  

764 lbs!    That's awful.    Gary will never do anything. 

Could also be delivery people.  He probably has regulars, with the amount of ordering he must be doing... they are like his best buddies now. 

[mk828]

Gary does not seem like he is enjoying his new asshole that Dr. Now is giving him

[OoogleEyes]

There is no reason as to why this show is two hours long. Zzzzzzzz 

[sainte-chapelle]

If he ate HALF the calories he would lose some weight 

Edited 4 hours ago by sainte-chapelle

[lemoncake]

The bar gets lower. Now he just needs to take some steps to get surgery 

Edited 4 hours ago by lemoncake

[Chicklet]

Dr. Now is being really flexible here, giving him 2 months to lose 70? Come on.

[Auntie Anxiety]

9:13PM and still nothing. This is the most boring episode this season.

[babyhouseman]

Is he going to get therapy?

[Hellga]

4 minutes ago, lemoncake said:

Hes ok. Def cancer. Getting hooked up with an oncologist. 

So sorry about that.  Hope it responds to treatment.  Good luck!!!

Edited 4 hours ago by Hellga

[MagicEyes]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

If he hate HALF the calories he would lose some weight 

He could eat one plate of food instead of two. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

Sugar free food???

Plant based foods?  (aka potato chips and stuff???)

And not eating too much? (if you are used to eating 10,000 calories, 9000 probably feels like a huge reduction but it's still 7 times more than what he should be eating!)

He was making that all up as he went along! You could just see his mind working "Let's see, what's healthy? Ooh, plant based! Meal prep!" He is full of shit and stuffing down cupcakes as fast as he can. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Mom…please….the bedridden people on hospital restricted diets all lost weight…alll…of…them

[Auntie Anxiety]

His blood pressure is 134? How can that be?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, mk828 said:

Gary does not seem like he is enjoying his new asshole that Dr. Now is giving him

DEAD

[ams1001]

You can't even see the chair...

[HorrrGoodnight]

He looks bigger!

[Chicklet]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

His blood pressure is 134? How can that be?

I've seen people his size with normal blood pressures and weren't diabetic, always boggles my mind. 

[sainte-chapelle]

You know Gary, if you lost weight you could leave whenever you like

[Auntie Anxiety]

That wheelchair needs to go up about five sizes.

[mk828]

That poor chair!!

[Hellga]

At least he got out of bed.  Maybe he will use it as a motivation to eat less.

[Red Bridey]

Oh boy, what a hero. He sits his ass in a chair and it moves him around. Not sure how much actual exercise is involved there, sport.

Just now, Hellga said:

At least he got out of bed.  Maybe he will use it as a motivation to eat less.

Oh, please. He's going to use that as an excuse to eat more. "I burned so many calories, I deserve a couple of cupcakes, Mim "

[sainte-chapelle]

Unfortunately people like Gary have zero patience and impulse control. They think Dr Now is a quick fix but it takes time and a hell of a lot of work

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Hellga said:

At least he got out of bed.  Maybe he will use it as a motivation to eat less.

That’s cute.

[lemoncake]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

His blood pressure is 134? How can that be?

That is so annoying. I work my ass off and take bp meds, do everything right and I still run high. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Hellga said:

At least he got out of bed.  Maybe he will use it as a motivation to eat less.

What are the odds?

[ams1001]

Horizontal stripes and a crop top! Oh, honey, no.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hellga said:

At least he got out of bed.  Maybe he will use it as a motivation to eat less.

Are you kidding? He's use it as an excuse to "give myself a cheat day", or "have a little treat". Take that to the bank.

[magemaud]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Not counting the endless Tell Alls, where Natalie proves she’s a psychopath.

I forget if they have Tell Alls for the Last Resort. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I wonder why Josh is not in any of the promo pictures