Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[SemiCharmedLife]

Now they are fighting in a tattoo shop?  Lord have mercy!!!

[WaltersHair]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Now they are fighting in a tattoo shop?  Lord have mercy!!!

Too much light. She needs a dungeon tattoo

[Empress1]

I like Bradley’s “whatever, you dummy” attitude.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Now they are fighting in a tattoo shop?  Lord have mercy!!!

Makes a change from a furniture store. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Savannah, read the writing on the wall. He’s just not that into you.

[Ladystardust]

I hope she does get the BBL. She deserves the painful recovery.

[Gobi]

She can always change it to "Bradley Cooper Fan" if she has to.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Since his name is spelled in a special way, she looks like she has a misspelled tattoo. Seems fitting for this idiot. 

[Keywestclubkid]

this man has been in prison for YEARS .. girl he don't wanna stay in a small ass room with your ass ... 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Savannah, read the writing on the wall. He’s just not that into you.

Definite regerts.

[Ladystardust]

That cotton candy dog is...interesting.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Savannah, read the writing on the wall. He’s just not that into you.

And what is with this hurling down of the gauntlet? "Next move's on you!" Honey. What does he care? I think she's the front runner for "Craziest" this season.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, Tia is getting “a little” possessive. Go figure.

[Empress1]

I just want to shape up Rob’s beard a little.

[Ladystardust]

Lady, you have a child. Don't you have some other things to do besides have sex all day?

[Keywestclubkid]

20 mins? she's freaking out over 20 min and she's fucking done? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Warden Tia.

 

Maybe he shouldn't be calling her "mama."  She's taking it seriously.

[Gobi]

I can't imagine why he would want to just walk around free instead of staying in bed all day.

[pinche puta]

lol, tia losing her shit as rob pays attention to other people is amusing the shit out of me. that’s a great way to keep a man!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I would get the name "Dylan" in eight different languages. 

I am still convinced at least one of those actually said this woman is crazy. 

[OoogleEyes]

Damn, he's cold

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tia, are you having fun yet?

[Keywestclubkid]

you are playing yourself with freaking out over NOTHING 

[pinche puta]

ah yes, guilt tripping your boyfriend is another great way to keep that spark in the relationship 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

20 mins? she's freaking out over 20 min and she's fucking done? 

All these women expect their prison boos to sit at their feet and feed them dainties and then service them on demand, like stallions. It never occurs to them that maybe after ten years in the slammer they might want to do normal things, like walk to the store? Jesus. 

[WaltersHair]

I pity the people below that balcony she's standing on in nothing but a towel.

[Ladystardust]

I hope to god she has underwear on standing out there on that balcony.

[Gobi]

If one's life can have chapters, can it have an index?

[Keywestclubkid]

thinking about ALL those pot roast she made that man .. how dare he ..

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, pinche puta said:

lol, tia losing her shit as rob pays attention to other people is amusing the shit out of me. that’s a great way to keep a man!

Between her and Savannah's list of demands, its a photo finish in the Crazy Race. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

After being locked in a cell for ten years, Rob does not want to feel like he's locked in a room. He's a monster! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I pity the people below that balcony she's standing on in nothing but a towel.

"For the love of God, don't look up!"

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

All these women expect their prison boos to sit at their feet and feed them dainties and then service them on demand, like stallions. It never occurs to them that maybe after ten years in the slammer they might want to do normal things, like walk to the store? Jesus. 

Next thing you know, they are going to be wanting coffee....in bed!!

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

All these women expect their prison boos to sit at their feet and feed them dainties and then service them on demand, like stallions. It never occurs to them that maybe after ten years in the slammer they might want to do normal things, like walk to the store? Jesus. 

I think part of the problem is all the promises the prisoners make on those endless phone calls.  They, of course, have no intention of keeping those promises, but their partner believes it all.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I hope to god she has underwear on standing out there on that balcony.

Oh, that's adorable. Tia has eschewed underwear since Rob got out. She's locked and loaded and ready for sexy time at a moment's notice! Doesn't want to be wrestling with her knickers when the time is right.

MJ is totally going to bang Ami when he gets there. They will be in bed before you can say "pot roast"

Edited Saturday at 01:30 AM by Pepper Mostly

[SemiCharmedLife]

She doesn't know how this meeting with Ami is going to be.

 

We do!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I do not care about MJ, Ami, and Willie at all.  MJ and Ami are divorced. It's over. Enough BS. I see production all over this. 

[Empress1]

What his intentions are? He’s trying to smash. Next!

[Gobi]

What's Ami short for? Amadeus? Amirite? Amiable?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Amorous!

[Auntie Anxiety]

No wonder she’s hooked on Ami. He’s irresistible and what a conversationalist.

[Red Bridey]

MJ is loving this, loving this. She wants all the boys to be fighting over her. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

No wonder she’s hooked on Ami. He’s irresistible and what a conversationalist.

Yes, I was thinking, the man has NO game...but it still works for MJ.

[Gobi]

I hope Melissa didn't bring a filter.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

No wonder she’s hooked on Ami. He’s irresistible and what a conversationalist.

who can resist the eyebrow flit .. no one 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Ami cannot even put in the effort to sit up. He's half a second from sliding onto the floor. I've seen sloths with more energy. They are certainly cuter and more appealing. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Taking a phone call during a styling. So unprofessional.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

What's Ami short for? Amadeus? Amirite? Amiable?

Amicus brief? Ammuntion? Amitabh Bachan? 

[Keywestclubkid]

oh lord here we go 

[Gobi]

"I gave you the best hand job of my life!"