Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[For Cereals]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Which Jardiance commercial has the worst dancing? 

You’d think they’d cut back with the risk to the perineum and what not…

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did the matchy-matchy thing go down the tubes?

They should have tied the tubes.

[OoogleEyes]

Sooooo many drugs 

How many kids did they leave behind?

Edited October 5 by OoogleEyes

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Justine “here’s where I play self-sacrificing Madonna….”

Juju going for her emmy reel. No one is buying this. 

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I feel kind of bad for not caring about this, but …

I'm halfway with you. I don't care about any of this, but I don't feel bad about it at all. I remember iconic Manhattan Barbie's dramatized totally non-dramatic, normal birth. 

[Empress1]

4 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

She and her twin were popular kid/tween sitcom actresses in the 90s.

She also went through a public divorce, hence the reality show.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hate every single one of these obnoxious pharmaceutical ads. Big pharma is taking over our lives.

Whatever happened to that couple where the girl had 7 UTIs this year and they want to sell us some special meds?  That was a crazy commercial.

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did the matchy-matchy thing go down the tubes?

Teeny and The Watcher picked up the ball

[Eldemarge]

Oh shit, if Houston doesn't even want you, you know you're unpopular.

[Pepper Mostly]

The probation officer is banging his head on his desk right now. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Why wouldn't I make plans before having approval? Logic is such a reach for these folks. 

[kacesq]

Sure, yell at the PO. That’s a smart move.

and Kerok? See, this is a consequence of being a felon on parole. You’re not free. You’re subject to the decisions of other people. And that’s not their fault.

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Whatever happened to that couple where the girl had 7 UTIs this year and they want to sell us some special meds?  That was a crazy commercial.

Dude!  That’s not normal, right?  Also seems like she should’ve been side eyeing her partner more suspiciously in the commercials.

Edited October 5 by For Cereals

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Whatever happened to that couple where the girl had 7 UTIs this year and they want to sell us some special meds?  That was a crazy commercial.

Maybe she and Spencer broke up and couldn't come to an agreement on dividing up the revenue from the ads. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

The probation officer is banging his head on his desk right now. 

He should really just say “sorry” and hang up. 

[Keywestclubkid]

you have 30 days ... you dont make the rules 

[kacesq]

Why should they get a free motel room? This is on them. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Whatever happened to that couple where the girl had 7 UTIs this year and they want to sell us some special meds?  That was a crazy commercial.

That's the Spencer's dirty dick commercial. Maybe they got tired of everyone suggesting he wash his junk. 

Edited October 5 by PrincessPurrsALot

[Gobi]

Parole Officer - "And this is my problem how?"

[Pepper Mostly]

Kerok: I had all my ducks in a row. 

Pepper Mostly: Well, not all of them son. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I had all my ducks in a row .... Obviously you didnt lol 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Virginia is happy to say goodbye to your sorry asses, Kerok. That’s why they were happy to give you permission to leave.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Kerok: I had all my ducks in a row. 

Pepper Mostly: Well, not all of them son. 

twins again 

 

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I had all my ducks in a row .... Obviously you didnt lol 

 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

That's the Spencer's dirty dick commercial. Maybe they got tired of everyone suggesting he was his junk. 

It was the only logical conclusion!

[kacesq]

Oh Bianca…you’re no prize. 

[For Cereals]

Bianca, Daniel’s skinnier but you need a trim desperately.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Why should they get a free motel room? This is on them. 

No one ever offered me a free room.

[Gobi]

On to post coital discussion we don't need.

[Keywestclubkid]

girl you are the shape of a potato and you are bitching about his body? 

[kacesq]

Daniel is in for a world of hurt with this self-obsessed and selfish twit.

[Pepper Mostly]

Daniel thought the sex was great. "I melted into her" seems to be an unfortunate choice of words. 

[Empress1]

I do not want to hear about this sex!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel thought the sex was a 10. Bianca: Not so much.

[MagicEyes]

Dry scrambled eggs and flabby bacon. Yum!

[JenE4]

Bianca had higher expectations from that dick tracing. Sounds like Daniel colored outside the lines.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Daniel thought the sex was great. "I melted into her" seems to be an unfortunate choice of words. 

We've been having a heat wave and no one has air conditioning here. I've melted into a lot of things but definitely not Bianca. 

[Gobi]

"The sex was everything I wanted it to be."

"Well, it wasn't terrible."

Edited October 5 by Gobi

[Keywestclubkid]

I want him to find a girl that deserves him .. she is the worst  

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Daniel thought the sex was great. "I melted into her" seems to be an unfortunate choice of words. 

He needs to talk to Spencer…

[Eldemarge]

Her face as she realizes he won't be waiting on her.  Damn, girl.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Bianca, Daniel’s skinnier but you need a trim desperately.

She really does have raggedy stringy hair.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s have a big fight about getting up and retrieving a cup of coffee. Okay.

[kacesq]

Well Bianca does know selfish, doesn’t she?

[Pepper Mostly]

She orders him to get her a coffee! I am dying over here. 

Here it comes--"you know how much I've done for you! GET ME A COFFEE!"

[OoogleEyes]

Ooh, he's calling her on her bullshit

[Keywestclubkid]

shes a gaslighter .. ugh she is the worst 

[Empress1]

Okay Daniel with a little bit of backbone!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Dry scrambled eggs and flabby bacon. Yum!

Description of both the breakfast and the sex! <rim shot!>

[Keywestclubkid]

wait that was a BIG argument ? lol 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

She really does have raggedy stringy hair.

It goes well with her crazy eyes. 

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

wait that was a BIG argument ? lol 

And she 100% started it! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

wait that was a BIG argument ? lol 

No bras were torn off. No doors were slammed. No rings were thrown. What show am I watching?