Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

On the one hand, Bianca wants more attention. On the other, why the hell does Daniel keep calling her?

He needed her to pick him up. So he had to call an Uber instead so she could lord it over him. I don't know, she makes no sense whatsoever. She's mad that he only works part time, she's mad that she pays for everything, she's mad that her selfishness makes him spend all the coin he makes on Ubers. Her logic is making my brain hurt. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bianca’s money is going to be gone and then she’ll have to work. Holy crap!

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I know I say this every week, but Bianca is an asshole.

She reminds us each time she is on the screen, but I appreciate your narrative also.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Another house fire? What are the odds?

[kacesq]

We’ve moved onto matching hair styles? Sigh.

[Keywestclubkid]

Why’s everyone’s houses catching fire 

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Another house fire? What are the odds?

On this show, pretty damn good apparently!

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Did she just spend $137 on Pokemon cards or whatever—more than what Daniel made after paying for the Uber.

OMg paintable elves for $137?!?!?! 

We just started playing D&D and I want to order one of those figurines.

What is going on with all these fires?  She bringing the paternity tests?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He needed her to pick him up. So he had to call an Uber instead so she could lord it over him. I don't know, she makes no sense whatsoever. She's mad that he only works part time, she's mad that she pays for everything, she's mad that her selfishness makes him spend all the coin he makes on Ubers. Her logic is making my brain hurt. 

Prison logic. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Is this a coincidence?  Parents of two cast members had fires in their homes recently.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

 

OMg paintable elves for $137?!?!?! 

"Its something FUN we can do TOGETHER!" Daniel is what, five all of a sudden? Hasn't she heard of mini golf, or ax throwing? 

Edited November 9 by Pepper Mostly

[JenE4]

Oh, Damn. That house fire looks worse than Zeriah’s parents’ house fire. Not that it’s a competition.

[Gobi]

Should house burning down be on the bingo card?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Prison logic. 

Except she wasn't in prison, although I sense she has driven drunk 1,000+ times. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s take a family field trip to the market! These are the people I swear at under my breathe because they don’t understand the rules of the aisles.

Edited November 9 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Why’s everyone’s houses catching fire 

Scribbling notes for another Bingo card over here. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Gobi said:

Should house burning down be on the bingo card?

We are nothing if not innovative!

Why does Tia Mowry need to aggressively stride onto my screen every week?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Let’s take a family field trip to the market! These were the people I swear to under my breathe because they don’t understand the rules of the aisles.

That's what shopping at Market Basket is like. Full contact shopping, no holds barred. 

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Should house burning down be on the bingo card?

It is now!

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Why does Tia Mowry need to aggressively stride onto my screen every week?

I don’t know.  No one cares.  No one asked for that.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I'm dealing with a medical issue. I fell over at the Safeway today, landing in the open freezer. Fortunately, they are already selling turkeys. It was full enough I didn't fall all of the way in. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I'm dealing with a medical issue. I fell over at the Safeway today, landing in the open freezer. Fortunately, they are already selling turkeys. It was full enough I didn't fall all of the way in. 

I'm so sorry.  I hope you didn't injure yourself badly.  

[For Cereals]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Should house burning down be on the bingo card?

Also looks like we’re getting more pink hair next season.  Free square?

[Keywestclubkid]

I know I said this before but this show really needs to just be an hour 

[MagicEyes]

Plot twist! Cancel the paternity test!

[For Cereals]

Kimberly is an idiot 

[Auntie Anxiety]

5 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I'm dealing with a medical issue. I fell over at the Safeway today, landing in the open freezer. Fortunately, they are already selling turkeys. It was full enough I didn't fall all of the way in. 

Hope you’re okay. I have a friend who dislocated a rib and bruised a tendon just reaching into a freezer case at the market.

Edited November 9 by Auntie Anxiety

[OoogleEyes]

Pay back the child support? Whaaaaa???? Never mind.

 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Plot twist! Cancel the paternity test!

Him watching this show like .. 

[kacesq]

I missed something. Is she worried about keeping her child support if the kid isn’t the ex’s? Bitch, please.

[Empress1]

Kim is a fucking mess.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I know I said this before but this show really needs to just be an hour 

I've said it so many times, I decided to be mum on the issue for now.  But, same!

[MagicEyes]

I went to the mall today, and it's too loud. I'm going to have to stop going to the mall. I usually avoid the mall after Thanksgiving anyway. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I guess taking notes at the attorney’s office isn’t really needed because Kim and Joey are Rhodes scholars?

[Pepper Mostly]

"WE'LL set up a payment plan and WE'LL pay him ten dollars a month". Well, Joey, you certainly are a problem solver. When are WE going to get a goddamn job? Hahahahaha, I kill me. 

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hope you’re okay. I have a fiend who dislocated a rib and bruised a tendon just reaching into a freezer case at the market.

And this, my friends, is why we have Instacart. 

[MagicEyes]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I know I said this before but this show really needs to just be an hour 

A shorter show would mean less Bianca. Everybody wins!

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"WE'LL set up a payment plan and WE'LL pay him ten dollars a month". Well, Joey, you certainly are a problem solver. When are WE going to get a goddamn job? Hahahahaha, I kill me. 

Will he also thank that man for taking care of his child financially.. like dude is a fucking douche 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I went to the mall today, and it's too loud. I'm going to have to stop going to the mall. I usually avoid the mall after Thanksgiving anyway. 

Oh I hate the mall. The instant I enter one I feel my will to live leaving me. 

Now, a thrift shop, on the other hand....

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

And this, my friends, is why we have Instacart. 

It's a minefield out there! ;)

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

WE'LL set up a payment plan and WE'LL pay him ten dollars a month". Well, Joey, you certainly are a problem solver. When are WE going to get a goddamn job? Hahahahaha, I kill me. 

He doesn’t need a job. He already has the rims he was lusting after.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm so sorry.  I hope you didn't injure yourself badly.  

Nothing hurt but my pride. 

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Kimberly is an idiot 

We could put almost any fool on this show into that statement. 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hope you’re okay. I have a fiend who dislocated a rib and bruised a tendon just reaching into a freezer case at the market.

Two months ago I passed out at Trader Joe's  I took out a lot of pickles and olives on the way down. My finger was caught in the cart. Ended up with two broken ribs, tons of damage to my middle finger, and a dislocated thumb on the other hand. 

There was some humor to it. First, the Trader Joe's folks packed up my groceries and gave them to the EMTs. I hadn't paid yet, but I had tasty snacks when I got home. Second, since I broke so many pickle and olive jars, I was covered in brine. I kept hearing folks in the ER mention wanting pickles or dirty martinis. 😁🫒

[SemiCharmedLife]

I want to go to a tiki bar so I can try one of those monkey pod mai tais.

[Keywestclubkid]

You just got a job now let’s knock you up .. these people are so dumb 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good plan. Now you have a full time job so it’s a great time for you to be pregnant and you can quit when you give birth.

[JenE4]

You just invested $250 in waterpark tickets. At least wait until the fall to get pregnant so you can still go on the waterslides.

[Pepper Mostly]

This is making no sense at all. Does this idiot think that Tennie would continue to work once she popped out his spawn? So she'd go back to work for what, five minutes? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tennie could use a little more support above the Mason-Dixon Line.

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I want to go to a tiki bar so I can try one of those monkey pod mai tais.

I've never heard of that before, but I just looked up the ingredients, and that sounds delicious! I want to live in a tiki bar!

[Gobi]

I see a pregnancy test in the near future.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Her biological clock is ticking so she needs a baby, but she already has two kids. Jesus take the wheel.