Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

oh my god she is beating this god damn not getting her coffee shit to death 

[MagicEyes]

Bianca really needs to grow up a lot before she even thinks about having a baby. I hope these two save some a lot of money for therapy for their future children.

[OoogleEyes]

Omg, she knows EXACTLY wtf she is doing. Yikes. How old is she? 

[Keywestclubkid]

im jsut gonna down vodka and shots .. but I won't take a plan b 

[Gobi]

"No coffee, no foreplay, no foreplay with coffee. It's frustrating!"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"It's only been one night."  I love that.

Then Bianca claims Daniel started a fight. 

[Pepper Mostly]

The bar is called Longshots. Holy Jesus, I am dead. 

"I just want to be romanced. And by that I mean I expect him to slavishly grant my every whim"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel needs some experience with the ladies. Other than Bianca.

[Empress1]

This man just admitted ON TELEVISION that he doesn’t do foreplay and “just wants to stick it in.” I CANNOT.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

oh my god she is beating this god damn not getting her coffee shit to death 

Well, we all knew she would. She's crazy as a shithouse rat. 

She wants a shot. Its what, 2 in the afternoon?

[Eldemarge]

[Keywestclubkid]

Louies friend with the beard tho ... well hello 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

This man just admitted ON TELEVISION that he doesn’t do foreplay and “just wants to stick it in.” I CANNOT.

Come on. That’s what we love about this show. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

im jsut gonna down vodka and shots .. but I won't take a plan b 

Babies do best when they're pickled in the womb. Oh wait . . . 

Edited October 19, 2024 by PrincessPurrsALot

[MagicEyes]

I need to stop eating the Halloween candy so there's a little left if I get any trick-or-treaters. 

[WaltersHair]

I'll bet she drinks all through the pregnancy too. This woman..

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

This man just admitted ON TELEVISION that he doesn’t do foreplay and “just wants to stick it in.” I CANNOT.

After this, his dating life drops off precipitously. 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Baby do best when they're pickled in the womb. Oh wait . . . 

You're supposed to pickle vegetables, not babies!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I'll bet she drinks all through the pregnancy too. This woman..

Of course she would. What does an unborn baby know?

[Gobi]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I'll bet she drinks all through the pregnancy too. This woman..

Hey, she's drinking for two now.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I need to stop eating the Halloween candy so there's a little left if I get any trick-or-treaters. 

I try to buy the stuff I don't like.  I've learned never to send my husband for the candy.  He'll buy stuff even the kids don't want!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

I'll bet she drinks all through the pregnancy too. This woman..

Oh, she probably "doesn't believe" in Fetal Alcohol Syndrome"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

A Ketel One ad seems appropriate after the Bianca scenes. 

[MagicEyes]

I think Bianca might be the worst person on this show. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Almond Joy or Mounds, no chance I’ll be eating any.

[MagicEyes]

Has anyone told Joey that if he has a job, he can buy more rims? You just need to find the right motivation!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Owner asks Joey how many hours a day is he high?

[MagicEyes]

I'm not too far from Eden, so I could drive over there and check up on Joey and Kim. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'm looking for a job, because, strangely enough, Kimberly objects to supporting me while I sit around in my underwear playing video games all day"

[Keywestclubkid]

hes too twitchy in this interview 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Owner asks Joey how many hours a day is he high?

Joey can't count that high.

[Gobi]

"You gotta start somewhere. Just not here."

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t think I’d let Joey on my house to fix anything, much less my AC or furnace.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I'm not too far from Eden, so I could drive over there and check up on Joey and Kim. 

You would be the LAL poster of the week if you got some pics. Just sayin.

[MagicEyes]

I just had the best idea--Joey should sell rims! He would be great at selling rims!

[OoogleEyes]

One thing about being a HVAC tech is that you have to be trusted to go into people's homes. And not steal anything. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, at least Aurora HVAC got some free advertising out of that.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I don’t think I’d let Joey on my house to fix anything, much less my AC or furnace.

Twitchy McTwitcherson shows up with his eyes shimmying from side-to-side. Why not let him in, show him where all the valuables are, and leave him alone for a few hours?  Makes as much sense as inviting Chance to work on your house. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I don’t think I’d let Joey on my house to fix anything, much less my AC or furnace.

Right? Remember when Chon was working at someone's home and Lacey came over and they were sexing each other up on that poor person's furniture? And what about Puppy, hired to clean someone's house and wound up drunk and crying in the pool? 

[Ladystardust]

Which one of you summoned Z's parents? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I just had the best idea--Joey should sell rims! He would be great at selling rims!

DEAD

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? Remember when Chon was working at someone's home and Lacey came over and they were sexing each other up on that poor person's furniture? And what about Puppy, hired to clean someone's house and wound up drunk and crying in the pool? 

Memories...

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? Remember when Chon was working at someone's home and Lacey came over and they were sexing each other up on that poor person's furniture? And what about Puppy, hired to clean someone's house and wound up drunk and crying in the pool? 

oh good times good times .. throw in Angie smoking and you got one hell of a show  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Joey needs a job where he has clear requirements and is carefully supervised. No independent work for him. He'll disappear to attempt to meet someone in a  park so he can tell them he doesn't want to see them. 

[Ladystardust]

Why is everyone dancing in all the drug ads? Is it their swollen perineum (an actual side affect I saw)?

[Auntie Anxiety]

The LLBean keychains I ordered were delivered. One looks like an LLBean duck boot, one looks like an LLBean slipper and one looks like an LLBean waterproof rubber. I’m still awaiting delivery of the tiny tote bag. They are so cute! I’m not sure I am willing to part with them; to hell with the stocking stuffers.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

 Chance to work on your house. 

and have sex on your sofa! Ah, the glory days. Chance and Chon. 💕

[Eldemarge]

Melissa's bride price:  25 K.   NO THANK YOOOOOUU

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Why is everyone dancing in all the drug ads? Is it their swollen perineum (an actual side affect I saw)?

It's not just swollen. That infection they mention in the ad? It's gangrene. I can't believe Jardiance is still on the market. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Which one of you summoned Z's parents? 

It must have been divine intervention.