Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

So much disrespect! Everyone has been disrespected!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I was just thinking she's going to get fired for watching the security video all day. 

Not to forget the film crew.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Rob needs a gummie.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Rob's mother went to the Project Heal conflict resolution class held by Zeruiah. 

[Empress1]

Tennie 100% struck first. I wish there were a reunion so we could see Rob & Tennie watch the clip of Tennie striking first. Tennie owes Rob and his mother a serious apology.

[kacesq]

Good Lord Michael just gets rounder and rounder. How long is this nonsense?

[Gobi]

I'm off to rehab. I mean I'm off to reheat some leftovers. Yeah, that's it.

Till next time.

[kacesq]

I don’t really GAF how these idiots kept things spicy with their felons. 

[JenE4]

This is Tennie’s first week on the job, and not only is she on the phone watching live footage of her home, but the camera crew is there capturing this. She must be a paralegal for one of the attorneys we’ve seen on this show.

Mama, this is not the way to prove that you’re “not crazy” and that Tennie instigated. Had you remained calm and said, let’s ask these fine folks here to show us the video footage.

[mytmo]

I’m out. Have a good weekend everyone!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Britney and Kerok coordinated outfits. Juju and Montana Millz will be upset. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have to go do something constructive to cleanse my spirit and make me feel better about myself after not doing anything but read all day. Have a good one, folks. Back on Sunday for 90 Day. Shoot me now. Ciao all.

Edited November 30 by Auntie Anxiety

[For Cereals]

Is this just stupid people giving advice?  (I guess technically most tell alls are like this)

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Best clip: "I'll knock your puss ass out." 

One swing and down! 

[Pepper Mostly]

18 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kim, if I remember correctly, you hand-picked Joey out of all the eligible dicks in town.

She probably scoured the entire tri state area for the most unprepossessing, shiftless, useless, lying, addlebrained loser she could find. It's the only explanation. 

18 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

How was everyone's Thanksgiving? Did anyone have a gummie weed attack? 

Mine was shit. I had to get up crazy early to start cooking. My husband insisted on getting turkey even though I had a full menu planned (braised lamb shanks, mashed potatoes, sauteed spinach, green bean casserole, and a pumpkin Bundt cake with vanilla cinnamon icing, btw). So it threw all the timings off. We were all in a shitty mood and it was pouring rain and my husband was so pissy he took it out on our son and the poor lad was in tears.Then the next day I had to get up early again and cook some more for my weekly food drop, then go Mom sit all day. And I missed chat. 

18 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Melissa’s cavernous nostrils distract me.

I can't see ANYTHING else. She paid good money for that beak? She should get a refund. 

18 hours ago, Gobi said:

Jesus, there's no pleasing her.

Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't. She does not love him. 

18 hours ago, JenE4 said:

Juju isn’t even trusted to have her tubes tied—they need to rip those suckers out, entirely.

Better grab her uterus and ovaries while they're rummaging around in there. Can't be too careful.

18 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mother Rob brought her brass knuckles just in case.

What, she doesn't have a wooden spoon? 

18 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

More life lessons: Do not marry someone who would accuse you of giving them a stolen engagement ring. 

You are wise. What is Melissa's fucking problem? 

18 hours ago, Maybeitsme said:

I think they've switched up and now she's watching him and the kids on the cameras

That should play well with her boss. Can't wait till he or she calls Tennie in for a meeting and she's all "Just a sec, I have to watch my husband take a shit"

18 hours ago, OoogleEyes said:

I know! I'll trap him with a baby!

Because that is a sure fire, never fail road to happiness! Plus, Fetal Alcohol Syndrome! 

18 hours ago, MagicEyes said:

Was it work $20K for Louie to find out what a horrible person Melissa is?

Only if he learns his lesson. No sense throwing good money after bad, Louie. Brenda would never do this to you. Her first husband Jed spent every penny-after were divorced she and the kids had to live in her Subaru for awhile. She knows the importance of having a nest egg.

17 hours ago, Gobi said:

From peeing for a pregnancy test to peeing for a drug test. I'm thinking it's a lateral move.

Matt Sharp has a pee fetish. 

17 hours ago, Maybeitsme said:

I hate to be mean but I have zero sympathy for Juju and Michael 

They are so utterly deserving of all the meanness you can muster.

17 hours ago, Gobi said:

"What just happened?"

"Wow"

"Well, we can't go into this right now, but we wish you all the best" 

17 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did anyone find any really good Black Friday deals? I do most of my shopping from the couch.

I got 15% cash back on Rakuten at Famous Footwear, where I got my husband a pair of black Timberlands. THEN they were offering a buy one, get one deal on Tims, so I got him another pair for half price! Timberlands are never on sale and they are never included on coupon deals so I feel like I really scored. 

17 hours ago, Gobi said:

"Mornings are for mimosas." Bianca, probably.

Mimosas, Bloody Marys, Irish coffee...maybe a boilermaker.

I'm watching now, and Melissa is making me incandescent with rage. What a garbage human, the end. 

Edited November 30 by Pepper Mostly

[Pepper Mostly]

16 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Anyone else checking their rings for materials stamps? My most valuable ring does not have a stamp in it. It is real. I am not afraid the police will be breaking down my door and dragging me off to jail. 

Well, a Concerned Citizen could drop a dime to the local popo, you never know. I mean not because they don't trust you or anything. Just, you know, concerned. 

16 hours ago, mytmo said:

Troy always smoking a fattie

Wouldn't you be in his shoes? 

16 hours ago, Empress1 said:

What does Project HEAL do?

I believe it mostly consists of grifting. 

15 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’d so enjoy a Busby Berkeley song and dance number the next time I go grocery shopping.

I would enjoy such a diversion, especially at Market Basket, where its already a free for all. Throw a dance number into the mix, yippee!

15 hours ago, MagicEyes said:

Oh no. There's a Tell-All?!

I am positively a tremble with anticipation! Its going to be EPIC. There will be flouncing. There will be tears. There will be shouting. There will be disrespecting. I am here for all of it. 

15 hours ago, kacesq said:

So much disrespect! Everyone has been disrespected!

Its a Disrespect Off! 

15 hours ago, JenE4 said:

This is Tennie’s first week on the job, and not only is she on the phone watching live footage of her home, but the camera crew is there capturing this. She must be a paralegal for one of the attorneys we’ve seen on this show.

"Yes, I am working at a totally legit, real job, not sitting glued to my phone in some rented turnkey office for two hours for some b roll to enhance my storyline"

15 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Britney and Kerok coordinated outfits. Juju and Montana Millz will be upset. 

They've started a trend! They'll be thrilled!

[Red Bridey]

So my DVR cut off at 9:36-ish...was the "Tell-all" a full show or just the talking heads blathering for a few minutes? I can't tell.

Also, I missed the live broadcast but I echo *all* of Pepper's cogent and discerning comments above.

I should be here on Friday for the riveting finale!

[Red Bridey]

On 12/1/2024 at 11:44 AM, Red Bridey said:

 

I should be here on Friday for the riveting finale!

Unfortunately I will miss the live broadcast. I forgot I have a ticket to a concert tonight. 😥

Will be catching up tomorrow and I am SURE I will have thoughts! Have fun, my favorite perps!

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! Got here early because I want a ringside seat for the inevitable brawls. Can someone pour me a vodka cran? Let me just put my eye mask on, I'm at high risk for puffiness. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S07.E10: Life After Lockup: Love Is Sacrifice

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Kim reveals the DNA results; Bianca is shocked by Daniel's promise; Melissa's trust issues upset Louie; Britney leaves Kerok behind; Tennie ambushes Rob; Troy fights for his daughter; Michael fears for Justine's life as she faces a risky delivery.

Original air date 2024.12.06

Looks like Cleveland Ken's birth is shown on this episode. I predict that 1) we will hear the term high risk many times; 2) Juju survives an uneventful c-section that they try to make seem dramatic; and 3) the baby is fine. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, Justine's in danger? How did we not know this? 

Rob's mother comes over and Tennie calls it "setting up a meeting"? Who are these people? 

[Gobi]

I've been cramming all week for my drug test. Hope I pass!

[Pepper Mostly]

Tennie's boss is all "Tennie, how's that report coming? Do I have any meetings this afternoon? And have you gotten the mail yet? Hello? Helloooooo?"

[Ladystardust]

Oh, look, more children's lives being changed. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Tennie's kids need some popcorn. They're watching the floor show. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hello fellow diehards. It’s the finale, so snark till your drop.

[kacesq]

Good evening bunkies! I’ve had some financial good fortune this week and feel the need to put it on my one true love’s books.

 

 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Oh, look, more children's lives being changed. 

This is that better life that their mother always promised them! 

[kacesq]

I don’t like Tennie. She lives for this drama but pretends to be above it all.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Good evening bunkies! I’ve had some financial good fortune this week and feel the need to put it on my one true love’s books.

 

 

If you really loved us you'd treat us all to a night at the ax throwing bar. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Tennie looking the fool on the playback being the one that DID put her hands on his mama first 

[Gobi]

Does anyone know what this fight is about?

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

If you really loved us you'd treat us all to a night at the ax throwing bar. 

Before or after wedding dress shopping?

[Pepper Mostly]

Tennie's been at work for about 45 minutes and is now "taking lunch a little early". I somehow feel she is not going to make it through the probation period. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Tennie taking her lunch break from pretending to work. Her days are so full. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Gobi said:

Does anyone know what this fight is about?

I believe Rob is siding with Tennie in pretending that Tennie didn’t put hands on mom first.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Before or after wedding dress shopping?

Maybe the ax throwing bar and the wedding dress shop are in the same strip mall? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, kacesq said:

Before or after wedding dress shopping?

Pregnancy tests first. Everyone to the bathroom, stat! Do not close the door. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sorry i had to yell in front of the kids, but I had no choice. Okay.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Does anyone know what this fight is about?

No one knows, including them. Except someone disrespected someone, I think.

[JenE4]

I got us all a round of vodka crans for the big finale. Any bets on who’s still together? I think Tennie and Rob are good (as long as Mama stays away). Melissa isn’t letting Louie out of her talons. Juju will survive with Montana Mills. I’m not putting much faith in anyone else. (But DirecTV Stream blocks the previews for some reason, so I haven’t seen who’s on next season.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

How did Tennie’s employer manage before hiring her? Hahaha

[Pepper Mostly]

Tennie thinks MIL has "lost her mind" because she's visiting her son. I don't even know what to do with this. 

[Keywestclubkid]

she looks ridiculous 

[kacesq]

Bianca is just such a joy to be around, isn’t she? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

I got us all a round of vodka crans for the big finale

What about my coffee?

[Pepper Mostly]

Bianca's definition of "compromise" is "doing everything my way". 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I did not need that close up of Daniel's ass.  I can believe he has the ring on him without seeing him put it in his back pocket. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Bianca take a bath in white paint before going out with Daniel?

[Keywestclubkid]

her youthful years . I have never had disdain for someone as much as I do this IDIOT 

Edited Saturday at 01:09 AM by Keywestclubkid