Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

I'll wait .. haha 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She has to CLEAN. And cook THREE MEALS  A DAY, you heartless, unfeeling monster. 

I for one and positively perishing to see what home cooked delights Brittany will be providing for Kerok. Breakfast, a frozen breakfast burrito. Lunch, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Supper, a bucket of KFC. A positive domestic goddess, this one. 

Do you know how hard it is to press a few buttons o the microwave?

[Gobi]

Reminds me of a case I had. Guy had to take a drug test after an accident. The results were "Inconsistent with human urine."

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, mytmo said:

Wake up and piss in this cup for me

True love. I want to weep.

Joey's consternation is akin to that of the folks on My 600 Pound Life when they look at the scale. 

[Keywestclubkid]

how is it that its showing drugs I mean I only did them a hour ago how could it already show up lol this man is a idiot 

[Eldemarge]

Does that thing test for opiates??  

[kacesq]

He took all the money? This lady is dumb as a rock.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m shocked that Joey is using cocaine. Wonder what else the urine test doesn’t show.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Reminds me of a case I had. Guy had to take a drug test after an accident. The results were "Inconsistent with human urine."

So, he just poured a Red Bull into the cup then? 

[MagicEyes]

Joey's on drugs, and he took all of the money out of her account. I hope she has some money in a different account that he can't get to. Drugs or rims--Joey has to go in style!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

how is it that its showing drugs I mean I only did them a hour ago how could it already show up lol this man is a idiot 

To be fair, Joey is no Nobelist. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Do you know how hard it is to press a few buttons o the microwave?

She does have to protect her nails. She uses the handle of a wooden spoon to hit the buttons. 

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m shocked that Joey is using cocaine. Wonder what else the urine test doesn’t show.

I'm surprised Joey can afford cocaine. We know where the $99 went from the shared account. 

Edited Saturday at 02:32 AM by PrincessPurrsALot

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, he just poured a Red Bull into the cup then? 

Or got his dog to pee for him.

[OoogleEyes]

A fool and her money and all that...

My Bunkies! I hope that you all have a great weekend 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

He took all the money? This lady is dumb as a rock.

But we knew this. Apparently Nobelist Joey knew it too. 

[kacesq]

How many more episodes?

also not for nothing I have absolutely no interest in Justine’s pregnancy no matter how dramatic they try to make it…

[Eldemarge]

I just remembered that she put a tracker on Joey's vehicle.  So wouldn't she KNOW if he went to "urgent care" or not??

Anyways... good night, all!  Try not to start any scam charities this weekend!

[Red Bridey]

Well, another wonderful evening spent with my favorite perps walking the yard with me!

See some of you on Sunday night!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!  Hopefully we won't have any knock-down-drag-outs at the Thanksgiving table.  

[JenE4]

He is so offended that she had the audacity to test him! Pay no mind that it’s positive. And yet, she’s twisting herself to believe that it’s a faulty test. He’s “too tired” to be on coke, 

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night, bunkies! It's been a blast hanging out with you all. Have a fab weekend, love you all, MWAH!

[Gobi]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, he just poured a Red Bull into the cup then? 

The best theory I heard was that if someone drinks a LOT of water (more than a gallon) quickly before the test, it won't test as urine.

Edited Saturday at 02:38 AM by Gobi

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hope everyone has a happy Thanksgiving. Eat, drink and be merry. Even during the worst of times, we still have a lot to be thankful for, including Love After Lockup. Love you guys. Watch out for triptophan. Back on Sunday for more of this medieval torture. Adios.

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Or got his dog to pee for him.

Another possibility.

[Maybeitsme]

Until next time 

Later gators

[Gobi]

Till next time.

Don't mix up your cran vodka with your urine test.

[OoogleEyes]

1 hour ago, kacesq said:

He took all the money? This lady is dumb as a rock.

A rock of cocaine, amirite 

[Red Bridey]

Why did Joey have to chug juice instead of water? Don't they have a faucet with running water? Or is Kimberly worried about water diluting the urine test? Which might be clever of her except that I don't think urine tests work that way. That Joey, he's skilled in ways to delay, avoid and obfuscate piss tests, isn't he? And why on earth didn't Kim grab all his stuff and throw it and him out of the house immediately? I would do that and immediately cancel his ATM card. She is too dumb to live.