Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[mytmo]

Early Christmas present!  Dec 13!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Yes, I know Mikey is working now but he wasn't then). 

I’m his head, he’s constantly working 24/7 on his hit. It just takes one.

[Gobi]

Is it just me or does the brand new season of Love During Lockup look like every other season?

Edited Saturday at 01:39 AM by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

So far this episode is dullsville. Anyone have any anecdotes? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

On the next season of Love During Lockup:  "I've got a SECRET!"

Sharp TV is really switching it up!

[MagicEyes]

I might have to take a break for a little while!

[Gobi]

"Okay, show me on the doll where he didn't touch you."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel skipped sex ed when he was in middle school.

[Pepper Mostly]

Bianca can't wait to tell this therapist lady that Daniel is a dud in the sack. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So far this episode is dullsville. Anyone have any anecdotes? 

I'll do anything to avoid hearing more about Bianca and Daniel's sex talk.

[mytmo]

Oh great. What kind of restaurant is this?

[Gobi]

I called it, he needs a map!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daniel skipped sex ed when he was in middle school.

He was getting high down behind the shop classrooms. 

[WaltersHair]

He's got an emotional support pillow.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope crystals are somehow involved.

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So far this episode is dullsville. Anyone have any anecdotes? 

I got new bunny slippers! It's going to be a cozy winter. ❤️

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daniel skipped sex ed when he was in middle school.

In his defense, he was busy drinking. 

[JenE4]

Diagrams on the wall. “I don’t know nothin about that!” Okay, for once, Bianca was not exaggerating.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'll do anything to avoid hearing more about Bianca and Daniel's sex talk.

I'll gladly tell you all more about my wonderful new bathroom! 

[Gobi]

One woman, one man, one coffee cup.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope crystals are somehow involved.

Oh, they will be.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Daniel basically said he's not sexually drawn to her because she's an asshole to him all of the time. 

[WaltersHair]

I'm having so much second hand embarrassment for them , and first hand for me.

[Auntie Anxiety]

If there is no progress made, the therapist hypnotizes them with her earrings.

[Pepper Mostly]

Bianca: I'm afraid you'll never get me a cup of coffee.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

D: What do you love about me? 
B: Your abs!

Puddles are so much deeper than her. 

[Maybeitsme]

Doomed 

[mytmo]

That’ll be $250 please

[For Cereals]

Wait, so she’s not going to teach him about spaghetti?

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, Bianca, maybe if you didn't make him spend all his money on Ubers he could, you know, save up for a ring. 

Just now, mytmo said:

That’ll be $250 please

Cash.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Well, they almost made it through the therapy session without a fight...

Most of my ads are for meds or whisky.  Is there something they are not telling me?

[JenE4]

That “tantric sex therapist” hugged them each for too long and tight at the end and even gave an “hmmmm” sigh while embracing them. That was extra creepy, right? Why do I get the feeling she gets “hands on” by session 3? I didn’t see any credentials on the wall. 

Edited Saturday at 01:51 AM by JenE4

[Eldemarge]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So far this episode is dullsville. Anyone have any anecdotes? 

I finally passed a very hard class (and on to the next hard class)!  My younger son got into University.  I posted a thirst trap of my shirtless boyfriend on Facebook and all my LADY friends liked it!  And like 3 men who are confident in their abs.

[MagicEyes]

$7,000! Time for some new rims! 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

That “tantric sex therapist” hugged then each for too long and tight at the end and even gave an “hmmmm” sigh while embracing them. That was extra creepy, right? Why do I get the feeling she gets “hands on” by session 3? I didn’t see any credentials on the wall. 

Maybe they were blurred too

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

$7,000! Time for some new rims! 

Well, to be fair, the old rims are almost a month old. 

She just hands Joey her debit card? I simply cannot with this simpleton.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Bank guy is thinking oh please have a super weird conversation in front of me. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim is calling Joey out at the bank? Kim, he’s as high as a fucking kite.

[mytmo]

Mr Mytmo who coaches high school varsity defense football is in the 3rd round of the playoffs tonight. Go Rockets!

Edited Saturday at 01:51 AM by mytmo

[MagicEyes]

Is Joey doing drugs or cheating? Or both? Aren't there any better men in rural North Carolina? 

[Eldemarge]

Joey is a fucking child.

Girl, just give him cash and don't let him on your bank account!!!  Wtf.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kim: I'm concerned that there's something Joey's not telling me. 

Pepper Mostly: Girl. Wake UP. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

We did the rims callback before the show. We're psychic! Someone call Z and bilk her for money. 

[WaltersHair]

These two are married,right? That's why she can't put the limit on the account unilaterally?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Aren't there any better men in rural North Carolina? 

Seems like Joey is the local Lothario, the only dick in town. Apparently every woman there has had a ride.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

One easy way to keep him from spending too much money, never keep more then $100 in the account he has access to. 

[JenE4]

He’s had this debit card 3 minutes! More accouterments for the truck! Go home so I can buy this stereo—bank alerts going off before she leaves the parking lot.

[Eldemarge]

Is there a MAN Shelter in town where she can go adopt a better man?? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Kimberly. ALL of your money will be gone within two weeks. I hope your kids have school clothes and that their dental care is up to date. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

These two are married,right? That's why she can't put the limit on the account unilaterally?

Kim is still married to her children's father. She and Joey are engaged but can't get married until she get divorced. She just assumed that would take care of itself. The stupid hurts.