OoogleEyes August 3 Share August 3 2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said: I assume he's exaggerating the count. Maybe he's a sexaholic. Like an alcoholic says "I only had three drinks!" meaning thirty. ....or not 1 2 Link to comment
Empress1 August 3 Share August 3 Just now, kacesq said: Kim acts like this is high school and she’s the really cool girl. It’s giving Melissa and Louie. It’s kind of pitiful. 8 1 1 Link to comment
Ladystardust August 3 Share August 3 1 minute ago, Elizzikra said: Ooh! Do you guys follow Patches the cat on Facebook? He was a HUGE chonker (seriously, like 30+ pounds) who was available for adoption. This lady has adopted him and he's down to like 23 and still losing. He's amazing! Well, now I do. 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety August 3 Share August 3 I think I’m in love with that beehive head dress. 1 2 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 3 Share August 3 2 minutes ago, Elizzikra said: Me too. Kim's manicurist said her cuticles were "horrocious." I think that is my new favorite word. Add it to the Love After Lockup lexicon. Like conversate and favoritize and aminosity and comfortility. We'll need to compile a glossary for LAL viewers. 3 1 2 Link to comment
Empress1 August 3 Share August 3 4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: I’m in desperate need of a pedicure. I know you’re all interested. I am too. It’s on tomorrow’s to-do list. 1 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot August 3 Author Share August 3 1 minute ago, Elizzikra said: Our cat is trying to kill me. I'm allergic and she insists on sitting on my lap. This morning she jumped on my head. I think she was trying to smother me in my sleep. This guy loves to bounce onto my chest. He's at least 22 lbs. So, um, the thing I didn't share with my bunkies was I was under treatment for breast cancer for the last 2 years. Had a lumpectomy and a reduction, and they're still sore. Had some complications with the surgeries. So 20+ lbs. of chonker was quite the shock. No worries folks. I'm through treatment and expected to be fine going forward. Back to our regularly scheduled snarking. 16 1 Link to comment
Elizzikra August 3 Share August 3 Quote Maybe he's a sexaholic. Like an alcoholic says "I only had three drinks!" meaning thirty. I used to work in an ER and all the drunks who came in would say "I just had like 2-3 beers." I just assumed they meant forties. Quote Well, now I do. Search "Patches' Journey." You won't regret it. 3 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 3 Share August 3 7 minutes ago, Empress1 said: Is it weird that I don’t think it’s strange that Julian has only slept with three people? He means the times that didn't involve a cash transaction. 5 Link to comment
Elizzikra August 3 Share August 3 @PrincessPurrsALot - so glad you are on the mend! Tell the cat to stop the assault! Speaking of, mine just jumped up here again. Where's my Benadryl? 2 Link to comment
OoogleEyes August 3 Share August 3 2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Add it to the Love After Lockup lexicon. Like conversate and favoritize and aminosity and comfortility. We'll need to compile a glossary for LAL viewers. Ovulatin' 2 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 3 Share August 3 Just now, OoogleEyes said: Ovulatin' And "dreams and aberrations" 1 5 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 3 Share August 3 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: Did Shonta buy True some Gucci pants? Yup, and a Cartier watch. 1 4 Link to comment
Elizzikra August 3 Share August 3 If you're gonna spend $2,500 on an outfit, shouldn't it be more than jeans and a hoodie? 5 2 Link to comment
Elizzikra August 3 Share August 3 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Yup, and a Cartier watch. With a hard "R" on the end... 9 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 3 Share August 3 "You know what I'm thinking about? That cornfield over there". 1 4 Link to comment
kacesq August 3 Share August 3 Oh Shonta…surely there was some nice boring guy along the way before this guy. 6 1 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid August 3 Share August 3 Just now, Elizzikra said: If you're gonna spend $2,500 on an outfit, shouldn't it be more than jeans and a hoodie? that you could of got at target for $50 3 4 Link to comment
WaltersHair August 3 Share August 3 Just now, Elizzikra said: If you're gonna spend $2,500 on an outfit, shouldn't it be more than jeans and a hoodie? And all white. One sit on a park bench and it's over. 2 2 4 Link to comment
Elizzikra August 3 Share August 3 True needs to see the latest advances in sex shop technology... 9 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot August 3 Author Share August 3 6 minutes ago, Empress1 said: I wasn’t trying to make fun of him! I just think it’s normal that he’s had three relationships/partners. Not everyone has a hoe phase. It is normal except for people on this show. 1 1 3 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid August 3 Share August 3 I just got out of prison so you know ... lol 1 4 Link to comment
Eldemarge August 3 Share August 3 I think just regular sex would suffice for people in a new relationship but I GUESS we have to go into this SEX SHOP because it's a tv show! 5 2 Link to comment
Ladystardust August 3 Share August 3 5 minutes ago, Elizzikra said: Search "Patches' Journey." You won't regret it. Oh my. I love him already 😍 1 Link to comment
kacesq August 3 Share August 3 I mean I would think that just being with your alleged one true love for the first time would be enough without toys. 2 3 1 Link to comment
Empress1 August 3 Share August 3 If he hasn’t had sex since he was 17, I wouldn’t expect him to be good at it. 2 1 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety August 3 Share August 3 Just now, Eldemarge said: I think just regular sex would suffice for people in a new relationship but I GUESS we have to go into this SEX SHOP because it's a tv show! It’s on the bingo card. True plans to spend another $2500 on sex toys. 3 Link to comment
MagicEyes August 3 Share August 3 I'm just wondering why there's no dollar store for sex toys. 2 5 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 3 Share August 3 1 minute ago, Empress1 said: If he hasn’t had sex since he was 17, I wouldn’t expect him to be good at it. That's why he wants, um, supplements. 4 Link to comment
Eldemarge August 3 Share August 3 "Thanks for buying me that fleshlight, MOM!!!" This man is a clown. 1 4 Link to comment
WaltersHair August 3 Share August 3 Where are these women getting 5 digits to spend on a man? 4 1 2 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid August 3 Share August 3 nothing but smart choices being made on this show ladies and gentlemen 2 6 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot August 3 Author Share August 3 2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: True hasn’t jacked off for a week. TMI. He is such a silver-tongued devil. I can guarantee Shonta is not "a freak low key." She would likely be happy with just having sex in which she slowly gets comfortable with him. Also, don't let a convict you barely know put you in handcuffs, padded or not. Don't need his post prison trauma being taken out on Shonta. 4 3 5 Link to comment
kacesq August 3 Share August 3 Just now, WaltersHair said: Where are these women getting 5 digits to spend on a man? Mastercard, Visa… 1 3 2 Link to comment
Elizzikra August 3 Share August 3 2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said: Oh my. I love him already 😍 I'm more a dog person but I instantly fell in love with him too! 1 1 Link to comment
kacesq August 3 Share August 3 Is that ponytail an entire different color than the ridiculous face frame? 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety August 3 Share August 3 A spiritual bath is akin to a vagina steaming. 6 Link to comment
Empress1 August 3 Share August 3 1 minute ago, MagicEyes said: I'm just wondering why there's no dollar store for sex toys. That $200 total is actually pretty low. Sex toys can be pricey. 2 1 1 Link to comment
WaltersHair August 3 Share August 3 Does a spiritual bath include water? I'm truly baffled. 1 1 1 2 Link to comment
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