S07 LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I assume he's exaggerating the count. 

Maybe he's a sexaholic. Like an alcoholic says "I only had three drinks!" meaning thirty.

....or not

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Kim acts like this is high school and she’s the really cool girl. 

It’s giving Melissa and Louie. It’s kind of pitiful.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

Ooh! Do you guys follow Patches the cat on Facebook? He was a HUGE chonker (seriously, like 30+ pounds) who was available for adoption. This lady has adopted him and he's down to like 23 and still losing. He's amazing!

Well, now I do.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think I’m in love with that beehive head dress.

[Keywestclubkid]

not her mama with that big god damn hat ... 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Me too. 

Kim's manicurist said her cuticles were "horrocious." I think that is my new favorite word.

Add it to the Love After Lockup lexicon. Like conversate and favoritize and aminosity and comfortility. We'll need to compile a glossary for LAL viewers. 

[Empress1]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m in desperate need of a pedicure. I know you’re all interested.

I am too. It’s on tomorrow’s to-do list.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

Our cat is trying to kill me. I'm allergic and she insists on sitting on my lap. This morning she jumped on my head. I think she was trying to smother me in my sleep.

This guy loves to bounce onto my chest. He's at least 22 lbs.  So, um, the thing I didn't share with my bunkies was I was under treatment for breast cancer for the last 2 years. Had a lumpectomy and a reduction, and they're still sore. Had some complications with the surgeries. So 20+ lbs. of chonker was quite the shock.  

No worries folks. I'm through treatment and expected to be fine going forward.  Back to our regularly scheduled snarking. 

[Elizzikra]

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Maybe he's a sexaholic. Like an alcoholic says "I only had three drinks!" meaning thirty.

I used to work in an ER and all the drunks who came in would say "I just had like 2-3 beers." I just assumed they meant forties.

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Well, now I do.

Search "Patches' Journey." You won't regret it.

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Is it weird that I don’t think it’s strange that Julian has only slept with three people?

He means the times that didn't involve a cash transaction.

[Elizzikra]

@PrincessPurrsALot - so glad you are on the mend! Tell the cat to stop the assault! Speaking of, mine just jumped up here again. Where's my Benadryl?

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Add it to the Love After Lockup lexicon. Like conversate and favoritize and aminosity and comfortility. We'll need to compile a glossary for LAL viewers. 

Ovulatin'

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Shonta buy True some Gucci pants?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Ovulatin'

And "dreams and aberrations"

[kacesq]

So much romance.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did Shonta buy True some Gucci pants?

Yup, and a Cartier watch. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

True hasn’t jacked off for a week. TMI.

[Elizzikra]

If you're gonna spend $2,500 on an outfit, shouldn't it be more than jeans and a hoodie?

[Keywestclubkid]

a whole week .... A WHOLE WEEK 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Yup, and a Cartier watch. 

With a hard "R" on the end...

[Pepper Mostly]

"You know what I'm thinking about? That cornfield over there".

[kacesq]

Oh Shonta…surely there was some nice boring guy along the way before this guy.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

If you're gonna spend $2,500 on an outfit, shouldn't it be more than jeans and a hoodie?

that you could of got at target for $50

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

If you're gonna spend $2,500 on an outfit, shouldn't it be more than jeans and a hoodie?

And all white. One sit on a park bench and it's over.

[Elizzikra]

True needs to see the latest advances in sex shop technology...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

6 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I wasn’t trying to make fun of him! I just think it’s normal that he’s had three relationships/partners. Not everyone has a hoe phase.

It is normal except for people on this show. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sex shop. ✅

[Keywestclubkid]

I just got out of prison so you know ... lol 

[Eldemarge]

I think just regular sex would suffice for people in a new relationship but I GUESS we have to go into this SEX SHOP because it's a tv show!

[OoogleEyes]

Is this the psychic shop?

[Ladystardust]

5 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Search "Patches' Journey." You won't regret it.

Oh my. I love him already 😍 

[kacesq]

I mean I would think that just being with your alleged one true love for the first time would be enough without toys. 

[Empress1]

If he hasn’t had sex since he was 17, I wouldn’t expect him to be good at it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I think just regular sex would suffice for people in a new relationship but I GUESS we have to go into this SEX SHOP because it's a tv show!

It’s on the bingo card.

True plans to spend another $2500 on sex toys.

[MagicEyes]

I'm just wondering why there's no dollar store for sex toys. 

[kacesq]

He doesn’t care how much money you spend, Shonta.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hey Shonta. You can say “no.”

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

If he hasn’t had sex since he was 17, I wouldn’t expect him to be good at it.

That's why he wants, um, supplements.

[Eldemarge]

"Thanks for buying me that fleshlight, MOM!!!"   This man is a clown.

[WaltersHair]

Where are these women getting 5 digits to spend on a man?

[kacesq]

Do all the siblings have Z names?

[Keywestclubkid]

nothing but smart choices being made on this show ladies and gentlemen 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

True hasn’t jacked off for a week. TMI.

He is such a silver-tongued devil. 

I can guarantee Shonta is not "a freak low key." She would likely be happy with just having sex in which she slowly gets comfortable with him. Also, don't let a convict you barely know put you in handcuffs, padded or not. Don't need his post prison trauma being taken out on Shonta. 

[kacesq]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Where are these women getting 5 digits to spend on a man?

Mastercard, Visa…

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Oh my. I love him already 😍 

I'm more a dog person but I instantly fell in love with him too!

[kacesq]

Is that ponytail an entire different color than the ridiculous face frame?

[Auntie Anxiety]

A spiritual bath is akin to a vagina steaming.

[OoogleEyes]

What is a spiritual bath?

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I'm just wondering why there's no dollar store for sex toys. 

That $200 total is actually pretty low. Sex toys can be pricey.

[WaltersHair]

Does a spiritual bath include water? I'm truly baffled.