S07 LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

I am not falling for missing this show again! I am prompt and ready to go. Just filling out some correspondence in my spare time.

Please give me all your 50s and 100s.

Please give me all your 50s and 100s.

Please give me all your 50s and 100s.

Please give me all your 50s and 100s.

 

Don't forget "I have a gub."

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Shonta, you're in for a ride, all right. Wink wink. 

[WaltersHair]

4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

I am not falling for missing this show again! I am prompt and ready to go. Just filling out some correspondence in my spare time

 

I literally used to time my night medications to this show. Too early now :(

[Keywestclubkid]

its 8am and he gone .....

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

 

And I just tuned into the prison mate Snookie with disapproving mom and Dad. Her lipstick!

Her mother is a good, godly woman. She will have no truck with any foolishness or shenanigans. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Her mother is a good, godly woman. She will have no truck with any foolishness or shenanigans. 

amen 

[OoogleEyes]

So, those face tattoos were a recent choice. Huh.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

amen 

Hallelujah! 

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Don't forget "I have a gub."

This is the beauty of bank robbing. Our new parolee taught us (as Google taught her) that you don’t need a weapon. You just need to ask them for the money, and they have to give it to you. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

its 8am and he gone .....

The early bird catches the worm

[Ladystardust]

That lady's jaw makes me nervous. I'm afraid it's going to just go flying off. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Her mother is a good, godly woman. She will have no truck with any foolishness or shenanigans. 

Not even an 18 wheeler?

[Pepper Mostly]

Zerujah would like to speak to the manager. 

[Elizzikra]

11 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola my lovely snarkers! Has everyone had a good week? Mine has been less than salubrious but things are improving and I am delighted to be hanging out in the yard with you all! 

How is Mr. Mostly, @Pepper Mostly?

[Keywestclubkid]

her crocked sunglasses shoved in that fall ... im gonna breathe through this 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

That lady's jaw makes me nervous. I'm afraid it's going to just go flying off. 

Like most of the cast, her jaw is unhinged!

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

The early bird catches the worm

its his worm shes worried about lol 

[Pepper Mostly]

Aw, just LOOK at them! Love's young dream. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

That lady's jaw makes me nervous. I'm afraid it's going to just go flying off. 

That looks like meth jaw to me 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

The early bird catches the STD.

FTFY

[Keywestclubkid]

those flip flops just set off this whole outfit 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Aw, just LOOK at them! Love's young dream. 

Matching outfits! And Marge Simpson has a giant butterfly pinned to her bouffant. I cannot even...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Troy and Z ended up being matchy matchy in Gumby green and white. 

[Empress1]

“Zecarjah.” Lord.

[JenE4]

So it took Troy 30 extra minutes to get out? That really wasn’t worth all that angst. But on the plus side, is this another couple coordinating their outfits?!? I’ll get my kelly green jumpsuit to match your prison garb.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Zariah and Troy are wearing matching green pants. Okay.

[Elizzikra]

I feel like it shouldn't be a crime to steal from a junkyard. I mean, it's junk, right?

[OoogleEyes]

"Overly confident". That's usually not a good thing 

[Empress1]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

I feel like it shouldn't be a crime to steal from a junkyard. I mean, it's junk, right?

Is that what he did seven years for?!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Mama Z: You've been out for three minutes. Let me tell you about the bills you have to pay.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

That looks like meth jaw to me 

Could also be anti psychotic medication side effect. They even came out with a commercial for it, which blows my mind

[kacesq]

I can’t focus on anything but that horrific pony tail.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

How is Mr. Mostly, @Pepper Mostly?

He's doing OK, thanks for asking! He meets the oncologist on Monday and we'll have a better idea then about what the future holds. He's recovering well from his  gall bladder surgery and gets his staples out next week. He's eating and wants to drive his car. Fingers crossed that we get hopeful news on Monday! Keep the positive zaps coming, friends! I can't tell you all how I appreciate the love and support we have here in our little community of snarkers! 

[Elizzikra]

I love the gift grab. It's one of they highlights of every episode...

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

her crocked sunglasses shoved in that fall ... im gonna breathe through this 

Its early yet. Pace yourself. 

[kacesq]

Oh Shonta…you’re in for a world of heartache with this one.

[Auntie Anxiety]

How romantic! Driving off into the sunset.

[Keywestclubkid]

wait he has a license ?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The parole officer did them a favor. Saved them from the find the parole office and get there in time drama so many of the cons have. Thinking of our favorite Christian rapper. 

[Gobi]

Narrator: Shonda begins to regret not using the handcuffs on True.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He's doing OK, thanks for asking! He meets the oncologist on Monday and we'll have a better idea then about what the future holds. He's recovering well from his  gall bladder surgery and gets his staples out next week. He's eating and wants to drive his car. Fingers crossed that we get hopeful news on Monday! Keep the positive zaps coming, friends! I can't tell you all how I appreciate the love and support we have here in our little community of snarkers! 

No driving Mr. Mostly. Use what's-his-name's limo service if you have to. Keeping my fingers crossed for y'all...

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Is that what he did seven years for?!

It was one of his earliest crimes.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Matching outfits! And Marge Simpson has a giant butterfly pinned to her bouffant. I cannot even...

The fashion choices on this show are really....unique. 

[WaltersHair]

In the days before cell phones, you could go out for 'bagels' to disappear.

[JenE4]

Oh, no! Were True’s sweet nothings and promises…false?! 

[Keywestclubkid]

you know damn well you didnt go no 3 hours ..

[Empress1]

I just want to trim Troy’s beard up a little. Just to where you can’t see through it.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

wait he has a license ?

Oh my sweet summer child. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

True wants some fun and excitement in his life. Shonta wants to sit at home. But they are soulmates, so it will definitely work out.

[Empress1]

ain’t no way True lasted three hours.

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

you know damn well you didnt go no 3 hours ..

Ain’t nobody got time for that!