S08.E18: The Big Bad Heartbreak

[tvrox]

Mommy is plastered. 

[MagicEyes]

I thought Ashley spent the $1000 on coffee. 

[Pepper Mostly]

So, she gave him $1000, but doesn't want him to spend it? Why give it to him then? This is nonsensical

[sainte-chapelle]

Is the third eye her magic eight ball? All signs point to «  I am getting scammed »

[Suzywriter]

Mother Ashley is a shit-stirrer.

[sainte-chapelle]

Here we go again? Michael needs to run away from this abusive shrew

[MagicEyes]

I hope the squirrel poops in Kenny's pocket.  

[tvrox]

The kid's name is Boog? 

[Suzywriter]

Michael is right about American kids.

[For Cereals]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Michael is right about American kids.

Especially these children 

[Suzywriter]

Skyla, your whole family has ill intention.

What food did Michael eat when they were in Africa?

[tvrox]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Michael is right about American kids.

Definitely for American kids raised by Angela, anyway. 

[magemaud]

58 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jasmine is gunning for Miss Congeniality.

I nominate her for Miss Fit” 

(sorry, watching late but I listened on my headphones, just couldn’t comment!)

[For Cereals]

Ugh that would be my worst nightmare.  Angela keeping you under lock and key, Skyla always leering, those sticky-fingered children always around and in your business thinking they can be mini Angelas and the hoarding.  No thank you.

[tvrox]

Brazil is pretty but I would ask for a bigger, more sturdy boat. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

At last, an entire family where they wear lifejackets, including the baby!

 

[MagicEyes]

Thais takes any opportunity to be bitchy.

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, MagicEyes said:

Is this a fake award?  I didn't see it on the website.

Yeah, no mention of Jasmine in the list of 2023 winners, although there is a Latina title. I call shenanigans 

https://www.msinternationalworld.com/

[Pepper Mostly]

John should apologize to her rude friends because of "respect for women"?? I give UP on this silly, feckless twit.

[Suzywriter]

Patrick's physique is odd.

[magemaud]

17 minutes ago, tvrox said:

The kid's name is Boog? 

Yes, that’s Skyla’s son’s nickname. I call him Booger. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Totally Team John here. Thais is a nasty unpleasant po faced hag. John can't win.  The "issue" is that Thais can't stand the sight of him. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Patrick's physique is odd.

He was a weight lifter, and took steroids, he's built like a block.   

[MagicEyes]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

He was a weight lifter, and took steroids, he's built like a block.   

With a tiny head. 

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Ugh that would be my worst nightmare.  Angela keeping you under lock and key, Skyla always leering, those sticky-fingered children always around and in your business thinking they can be mini Angelas and the hoarding.  No thank you.

Leering...I am screaming! 🤣

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Based on all the Amish shows I watched I do not believe for one moment that guy did not learn about sex until he was 18. Some of those girls are shot gun married of at 15

I’m sure he’s seen horses and other farm animals copulating. 
Every time I see the Amish guy he reminds me of the TOW  guy (Josh?) who’s going to China 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

With a tiny head. 

Wide head, teeny face.

[Pepper Mostly]

Emily's parents aren't going to be winning any acting award any time soon, are they?

[magemaud]

56 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Surprise, Loren wants more surgery! 

She doesn’t have enough fat to create big boobs. She might as well get implants and be done with it. 

[MagicEyes]

I'm so excited that Grangie's going to be in the Tell-All! Maybe she'll even let other  people talk a little bit. Maybe we'll get lucky and she'll stomp off in the first five minutes. 

[Suzywriter]

Come on, Mama Emily, where's your radar??

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Totally Team John here. Thais is a nasty unpleasant po faced hag. John can't win.  The "issue" is that Thais can't stand the sight of him. 

I don’t get the hate, he can be loud and annoying but he is a pretty nice guy and he loves his brother and the baby too. She could have done worse.

[CrazyInAlabama]

With rumspringa, when the Amish older teens get a hall pass to go wild before commiting to the church and Amish life, there is no way he didn't know about sex. 

I'm so over Whitney and squirrel guy.  

I don't know about when the Emily / Kobe house hunt was, but there are plenty of homes in Salina KS for sale, in their price bracket.    Another storyline.   I bet they bought before the show filmed.   

Edited July 15, 2024 by CrazyInAlabama

[Suzywriter]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I don’t get the hate, he can be loud and annoying but he is a pretty nice guy and he loves his brother and the baby too. She could have done worse.

I suspect he's kind of fun, too.

[tvrox]

9 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Patrick's physique is odd.

All of Patrick is odd. 

Nice sunset in Emily's parents house. 

9 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Yes, that’s Skyla’s son’s nickname. I call him Booger. 

Yikes, poor kid!! 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I suspect he's kind of fun, too.

I would hang with him at a resort, he does seem like a fun guy.

[tvrox]

Ok Angela it's not a MIchelin starred restaurant. It's a BBQ joint. 

And stop smoking!!! 

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, magemaud said:

She doesn’t have enough fat to create big boobs. She might as well get implants and be done with it. 

I'm sure Dr. Dev will suggest that. And she will eagerly concur.

[sainte-chapelle]

Why does this creepy blonde boy keep taking his shirt off?

[tvrox]

5 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

With rumspringa, when the Amish older teens get a hall pass to go wild before commiting to the church and Amish life, there is no way he didn't know about sex. 

I'm so over Whitney and squirrel guy.  

I don't know about when the Emily / Kobe house hunt was, but there are plenty of homes in Salina KS for sale, in their price bracket.    Another storyline.   

Yeah I lived in Kansas for a summer. Housing is so cheap!!! 

[Shelbie]

Skyla needs a bigger shirt in her talks with the camera.

[tvrox]

Angela, nice???? 

[judylo]

Skyla could glam it up just a bit.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

Skyla could glam it up just a bit.

Good thing they showered and wore fancy attire for a restaurant that Mikey cannot spit in…Angela wearing her best dollar tree headband..Skyla wearing her boyfriend’s shirt that she picked up off the floor

Edited July 15, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

Skyla needs to shut the hell up. I'm sure having a black stepdad causes her to lose status in her local Klan chapter, its putting her nose out of joint.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why does this creepy blonde boy keep taking his shirt off?

He's a handyman? I can overlook everything else.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Good thing they showered and wore fancy attire for a restaurant that Mikey cannot spit in

I hear you have to slip the maitre d' a twenty if you want a good picnic table.

[Shelbie]

This is the first time I remember hearing that Angela refuses to break up with Michael because of her vows to god. She has threatened to break up or divorce him about a million times.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Skyla needs to shut the hell up. I'm sure having a black stepdad causes her to lose status in her local Klan chapter, its putting her nose out of joint.

Where is her kids' father?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Shelbie said:

This is the first time I remember hearing that Angela refuses to break up with Michael because of her vows to god. She has threatened to break up or divorce him about a million times.

..and verbally and physically abused him. I am sure God loves that one