S08.E18: The Big Bad Heartbreak

[Suzywriter]

What are these pageant categories?

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok is this a pagent where everyone gets a crown?

Edited July 15, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[Polliwollidoodle]

the eyelashes on the women................ Ashley, Sophie, Jasmine,....... if you're ticklish don't stay too close to them.

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

What are these pageant categories?

https://www.msinternationalworld.com

[For Cereals]

Rob walks like he’s got TP stuck somewhere 

Edited July 15, 2024 by For Cereals

[Suzywriter]

21 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Is it the Twinkies Cowboy Angela reminds me of?  All legs and round middle?

Everyone please send good vibes to my little Meyer lemon tree.  Hoping I haven’t killed it.  I got some new food for it because it wasn’t looking great…of course I’d pick the most temperamental of the citrus trees.

Hang in there, little tree!

[sainte-chapelle]

Based on all the Amish shows I watched I do not believe for one moment that guy did not learn about sex until he was 18. Some of those girls are shot gun married of at 15

[tvrox]

14 minutes ago, Polliwollidoodle said:

What is the lovefest with John and Cahlos? Thais' English has really gotten strong.

Yeah its weird that Carlos doesn't believe his own daughter about Patrick, but believes John. 

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Polliwollidoodle said:

the eyelashes on the women................ Ashley, Sophie, Jasmine,....... if you're ticklish don't stay too close to them.

I wonder if there’s going to be some weird eye syndrome years from now because of these huge fake lashes like posture issues from staring at devices 

[MagicEyes]

I want these two to just break up already. Get it over with.

[Polliwollidoodle]

Just thankful that Sophie's mama is not there.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Yeah its weird that Carlos doesn't believe his own daughter about Patrick, but believes John. 

John isn't banging his daughter. .

[MagicEyes]

Rob shouldn't be in a serious relationship until he grows up a lot. I realize that could be never, but I really don't care. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Polliwollidoodle said:

Just thankful that Sophie's mama is not there.

Peaky Fock ´in blinders

Edited July 15, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

He had to break up with her because she won't break up with him. Sweet Jesus this is so lame. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Rob is right….Sophie needs to grow up, come out and finish the conversation 

[Shelbie]

Her friend is auditioning for a reality show.

[Suzywriter]

22 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Is it the Twinkies Cowboy Angela reminds me of?  All legs and round middle?

Everyone please send good vibes to my little Meyer lemon tree.  Hoping I haven’t killed it.  I got some new food for it because it wasn’t looking great…of course I’d pick the most temperamental of the citrus trees.

Hang in there, little tree!

[Polliwollidoodle]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Rob is right….Sophie needs to grow up, come out and finish the conversation 

Glad to read this- because most comments are down on him and I see him as pretty rational. 

[tvrox]

14 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Oh my lord the eyeshadow!! 

The eyelashes are even worse. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Surprise, Loren wants more surgery! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Surprise, Loren wants more surgery! 

She is going to look like Darcey in 10 years.

[Suzywriter]

Kay was so out of line.

Carlos is just a prick.

[sainte-chapelle]

Whitney really lowered her standards….she thought she was all that with French dude now she is making out with a dude that keeps squirrels in his pocket 

[MagicEyes]

Has anyone at TLC thought about coming up with some new shows? 

[tvrox]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

John isn't banging his daughter. .

Hm... not yet.... 

[judylo]

Gotta agree with you guys, Loren is going too far!

[tvrox]

Paper plates, Lauren? Really? 

[For Cereals]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Has anyone at TLC thought about coming up with some new shows? 

Forbidden Love is coming soon!

[sainte-chapelle]

Paper plates a la 600 lb life…so fancy

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, tvrox said:

Paper plates, Lauren? Really? 

Haven't you been paying attention? She is EXHAUSTED!

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Has anyone at TLC thought about coming up with some new shows? 

Why should they? We all keep coming back for more of this dreck. We are soulless automatons now, mindlessly tuning in to TLC every Sunday night. 

[tvrox]

Lauren, no please. Stop putting your life at risk for bigger boobs. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Loren starts crying in 3, 2.....

[MagicEyes]

She's going to end up with boobs like Jasmine's. 

Maybe what Loren really needs is therapy.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Lauren, no please. Stop putting your life at risk for bigger boobs. 

Or at least wait until the kids can do more for themselves.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, judylo said:

Gotta agree with you guys, Loren is going too far!

She has some deeper seated issues. She will never be happy, doctors will happily take her money..and she will deform herself. I watched The Real Housewives over the years and many of them destroyed their faces. Invest the money in therapy Loren

[Pepper Mostly]

Ye gods, she's just completed her recovery period, and she's already talking about more. Alexei is going to be driven away by her endless pleas for validation and developing addiction to plastic surgery. He won't put up with it. 

[Polliwollidoodle]

I can't believe she wants more surgery. She was a very pretty woman before, and I don't see much difference now, but she does look great. I agree majorly with Alexei and her parents.

Quit while you're ahead.

You still look normal!

[Pepper Mostly]

Patrick lumbers up to the pool table, pouting. Charming.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Patrick lumbers up to the pool table, pouting. Charming.

He has Resting Pout Face. 

The  moment  we've  all been waiting for!

[judylo]

Heartwarming!

[sainte-chapelle]

Im glad they made up…the baby deserves to know her grandfather

I don’t understand why Thais hates John so much…I wouldn’t date him but I don’t think he is bad or evil or manipulative or anything. A little loud and annoying sometimes but nice enough.

Edited July 15, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, now they're all happy again? 

[tvrox]

Breakthrough equals sex in a public bathroom. 

The one sentence Manuel knows in English is about liking alcohol. Alcoholism, much? 

[MagicEyes]

I'm really hoping there won't be any bathroom shenanigans at the whiskey distillery.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, now they're all happy again? 

Nah they will get some booze into them and start fighting again 

[MagicEyes]

I thought this was a whiskey tasting, but Manual is just chugging it down! 

[Pepper Mostly]

ASHLEY suppresses her feelings? WHEN?? 

Jesus, can't they just spend one evening sipping whiskey and having fun? They're all dissing him behind his back at his BIRTHDAY PARTY? I cannot! 

[CrazyInAlabama]

Someone needs to remind Loren that quite a few people have died during surgery from cosmetic procedures.  She's endangering her life for vanity.   

Manuel being a fan of whiskey isn't a shock.  Everyone getting blitzed at the disillery is not attractive.    The sister spilling the lies Manuel is telling is so interesting.   

[sainte-chapelle]

I’ve done a whiskey tasting..it was a lot of fun and I really did notice the difference in flavour between corn, grain, triple filtered etc. A proper tasting doesn’t involve getting shit faced. Maybe his birthday isn’t the right time to shit talk him ladies

Edited July 15, 2024 by sainte-chapelle