S06.LIVE CHAT All Episodes

[Auntie Anxiety]

My favorite fortune is “Pass the check to the person on your left.”

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

A pool full of deplorables 

A resort of reprobates.

[tvrox]

26 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola, my snarky darlings! Has everyone had a good Monday? 

I always turn up early to get a good seat, (near the bar), and have to endure the last few minutes of Pillow Talk. WHY

Hi all!! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Josh is pissed that Lily ran out of money. How dare she!!

[Pepper Mostly]

He's talking just like a scammer right now. "I just need to arrange the details with my bank. Not everyone takes international credit cards". He has no scratch. If he did, why would he put Lily through all this stress and worry? He sucks. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

James’ bare chest is cringey.

[Gobi]

Jimbo joined the Shriners?

[magemaud]

James, the garden center called. They want their flower pot back 

[sainte-chapelle]

How are Tats band James paying for this?

[Pepper Mostly]

James looks absolutely mortified and I am here for it. He looks more ridiculous than Emily's dad did in Cameroon. At least Dad Emily embraced it and was having a ball. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is there a designated point in the ceremony when Tata is supposed to cry?

[sainte-chapelle]

How do you know they are the most uncomfortable high heels? Do you wear them frequently ?

[Red Bridey]

Tata looks so pretty. James not so much.

Edited Tuesday at 12:25 AM by Red Bridey

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

James looks absolutely mortified and I am here for it. He looks more ridiculous than Emily's dad did in Cameroon. At least Dad Emily embraced it and was having a ball. 

I like Emily’s dad. He seems like a good guy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Nothing I love more than watch a young romantic couple chew some food. Swoon. 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is there a designated point in the ceremony when Tata is supposed to cry?

When they get the bill 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

How do you know they are the most uncomfortable high heels? Do you wear them frequently ?

James' secret has been revealed!

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is there a designated point in the ceremony when Tata is supposed to cry?

Probably now, at this dinner table with the family.

[sainte-chapelle]

Tata…still bitching at James during the wedding ceremony. She is a delight

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, magemaud said:

When they get the bill 

DEAD

[judylo]

It just so happens that I am wearing a sample of the new Victoria Beckham perfume, inspired by her memory of Java. I kinda like it.

[tvrox]

20 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, Tata wants James to feel the love of her family? Like Angel's? Is she insane? 

Yes. Yes she is. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Question: Can you drink distilled water? I picked up a gallon jug of it for my morning coffee and just realized it was the wrong kind.

[sainte-chapelle]

Angel seems nice

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Question: Can you drink distilled water? I picked up a gallon jug of it for my morning coffee and just realized it was the wrong kind.

You sure can. Some people during my River cruise requested it in their rooms

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Tata…still bitching at James during the wedding ceremony. She is a delight

And Tata's poisonous, shitty sister. They'll probably disappear for awhile to go braid each other's hair and talk smack about James. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Question: Can you drink distilled water? I picked up a gallon jug of it for my morning coffee and just realized it was the wrong kind.

It's safe to drink.

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And Tata's poisonous, shitty sister. They'll probably disappear for awhile to go braid each other's hair and talk smack about James. 

While Tata cries endlessly.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And Tata's poisonous, shitty sister. They'll probably disappear for awhile to go braid each other's hair and talk smack about James. 

And your point is……?

[Gobi]

I thought that commercial said "At Dominos, we're all about Jesus."

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

I thought that commercial said "At Dominos, we're all about Jesus."

First Chick-Fil-A, now Domino's. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

How did Corona sleep at the hotel without her suitcase full of shoes?

[tvrox]

Ingri time to claim there are no flowers in Iceland in the winter. 

And maybe take off the coat and hat? 

[Pepper Mostly]

I would have loved Ingi to say "I slept like a baby, why wouldn't I?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ingi’s hairline is receding more and more as the weeks go by.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I thought that commercial said "At Dominos, we're all about Jesus."

No, that’s Chick-fil-a

@Pepper Mostly beat me to it! I had to look up the spelling 

Edited Tuesday at 12:34 AM by magemaud

[tvrox]

BS. Ingri knew what the rings meant. He just hoped she was kidding. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Behind Corona’s phony ass affectations, she’s a real tradwife.

[Gobi]

Always a midwife, never a wife.

[Pepper Mostly]

Fuck off Corona. Plenty of people have long committed partnerships without being married. My brother and SIL were utterly devoted partners for forty years, never married. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ingi needs to go to the pawn shop and pick up a cheap ring asap.

So if not getting married means you’re throwing your life away, maybe he’s not your soulmate after all.

[magemaud]

Ingi, the backwards baseball cap is not a good look on your fivehead

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ingi knows he needs to stick to the script if he plans to get paid.

[Zombness]

Ingi never meant to marry her or anyone else.

[tvrox]

25 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Should I be insulted that the guy at the Chinese restaurant put four fortune cookies into my takeout bag when the (kinda big order) was for only me?

Depends on what the fortunes say! 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ingi knows he needs to stick to the script if he plans to get paid.

Better to get paid than laid 

[sainte-chapelle]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ingi’s hairline is receding more and more as the weeks go by.

Well he has been hanging out with Corona

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Fuck off Corona. Plenty of people have long committed partnerships without being married. My brother and SIL were utterly devoted partners for forty years, never married. 

Shocking but my parents lived in sin for over 50 years. 

[tvrox]

Tata's sister is drunk. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

James needs to get a fake tooth to fill that gaping hole on the side of his mouth.

[Gobi]

He's only in it for the tatas.

[Polliwollidoodle]

So I don't usually post during the live, but I remembered!

So what is off with James? Is it his smile? his eyebrows? His teeth? 

What is it? Something is really off with him facially.