Auntie Anxiety Sunday at 11:58 PM Share Sunday at 11:58 PM Hi everyone. I decided to make myself some tacos for dinner a little while ago and while I was cleaning up, I remembered why I don’t cook for myself anymore. What a pain in the ass! Rayne gets upset when she thinks about Chidi’s sister serving cats dogs chickens for dinner. 1 2 Link to comment
Gobi Monday at 12:03 AM Share Monday at 12:03 AM So we've got Metallica, Tigerlady, Rainwoman, and tonight we meet Veal. 2 Link to comment
tvrox Monday at 12:16 AM Share Monday at 12:16 AM Hi all!! Oh, this TIgerlady is so stupid. She can't even Google a Muslim marriage ceremony before she flies across the world? She's never known real love before but is sure this guy she just met is it? 1 Link to comment
politichick Monday at 02:44 PM Share Monday at 02:44 PM 14 hours ago, tvrox said: Hi all!! Oh, this TIgerlady is so stupid. She can't even Google a Muslim marriage ceremony before she flies across the world? She's never known real love before but is sure this guy she just met is it? I seriously hope that she gets a clue soon and that she didn't put her alimony at risk. As stupid as she appears, she is extremely materialistic and loves services and things, so she probably hasn't. Rayne (how the hell is that pronounced renee?) is fucking batshit crazy. If Chidi could see her eyes when she goes off, he would run a mile away. Wait until the Fillipines lady learns her man is pretty much a deadbeat. And Brian: say goodbye to Ingrid. 1 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly Monday at 11:54 PM Share Monday at 11:54 PM Hola peeps! Am I in the right thread? I don't know if I'm heading to France on a ferry or if I'm off to Jordan to marry a sketchy "model". How's everyone's Monday been? I dedicated my day to puttering. Very satisfying, have I mentioned how much I love retirement lately? 5 3 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety Monday at 11:57 PM Share Monday at 11:57 PM I was thinking that Sarper would have been better off getting a vanity plate for Shekky’s car instead of a vanity for the apartment. I woke up at 11:30 today and did a number of chores around the house. Yes, retirement is wonderful. Getting rid of the bottles isn’t contrived, is it? I think it is on page 5 in the script. 2 4 Link to comment
Gobi Monday at 11:59 PM Share Monday at 11:59 PM Anyone else having trouble remembering who is on which show? 7 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety Monday at 11:59 PM Share Monday at 11:59 PM Just now, Gobi said: Anyone else having trouble remembering who is on which show? Absolutely. But it doesn’t even matter. Stapler has a fear of vomiting. She is such a little bitch. 6 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly Tuesday at 12:02 AM Share Tuesday at 12:02 AM He'll do whatever he needs to do to make their relationship work. Except learn the language and culture. 1 4 Link to comment
Gobi Tuesday at 12:02 AM Share Tuesday at 12:02 AM (edited) In case I forget - Fuck You, Stapler! Edited Tuesday at 10:46 AM by Gobi 6 3 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety Tuesday at 12:02 AM Share Tuesday at 12:02 AM Sarper needs to work on himself. Okay. 1 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly Tuesday at 12:02 AM Share Tuesday at 12:02 AM Aaaaaaaand we open with Shekinah and Sarper? WHY. They are so very very boring. 4 1 Link to comment
Gobi Tuesday at 12:04 AM Share Tuesday at 12:04 AM Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: Sarper needs to work on himself. Okay. Call for Jesse, call for Jesse! 1 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly Tuesday at 12:04 AM Share Tuesday at 12:04 AM Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: Sarper needs to work on himself. Okay. Maybe Jesse will make a surprise appearance. He'll tag team with Australian Ash for round the clock relationship coaching. 8 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle Tuesday at 12:04 AM Share Tuesday at 12:04 AM Hey all….my mom is in the hospital so needing the snark this eve. Hope you all are well! Just now, Gobi said: Call for Jesse, call for Jesse! Please no 12 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety Tuesday at 12:04 AM Share Tuesday at 12:04 AM Those multi-sized fake pearls on the arms of Shekky’s jacket remind me of a bad case of neurofibromatosis. I’ve learned a lot from watching Dr. Pimple Popper. 1 2 7 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly Tuesday at 12:04 AM Share Tuesday at 12:04 AM They don't have ax throwing bars in Turkey, so they're doing a DIY rage room. 8 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety Tuesday at 12:05 AM Share Tuesday at 12:05 AM (edited) 1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said: Hey all….my mom is in the hospital so needing the snark this eve. Tell mom that I hope she gets better soon! Edited Tuesday at 12:06 AM by Auntie Anxiety 3 1 1 2 Link to comment
Red Bridey Tuesday at 12:05 AM Share Tuesday at 12:05 AM Hello, my lovies! I had a completely relaxed day of drinking tea in my deck, reading and finishing the latest New Yorker and then a fun aerobics class. It was a perfect day. Now onto this madness! 5 5 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly Tuesday at 12:05 AM Share Tuesday at 12:05 AM 1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said: Hey all….my mom is in the hospital so needing the snark this eve. Hope you all are well! Sending lots of love and healing vibes to your mother! 4 1 2 Link to comment
Bees52 Tuesday at 12:06 AM Share Tuesday at 12:06 AM Good evening, everyone! 2 minutes ago, Gobi said: Anyone else having trouble remembering who is on which show? Yes, especially since I just binged both shows to catch up. 🙎🏿♀️ 5 1 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly Tuesday at 12:06 AM Share Tuesday at 12:06 AM Just now, Red Bridey said: Hello, my lovies! I had a completely relaxed day of drinking tea in my deck, reading and finishing the latest New Yorker and then a fun aerobics class. It was a perfect day. Now onto this madness! I just got the new Kate Atkinson and read it all weekend! I have Patrick Stewart's memoir winging its way to me from Thriftbooks as we type! 3 Link to comment
judylo Tuesday at 12:07 AM Share Tuesday at 12:07 AM 1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said: Hey all….my mom is in the hospital so needing the snark this eve. Hope you all are well! Please no So sorry to hear about your mom! What’s wrong? And hi to all. I’ve done nothing today but be anxious. 1 7 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety Tuesday at 12:07 AM Share Tuesday at 12:07 AM Sarper didn’t tell Shekky that he took a picture of every page in his fuck book. 2 1 1 8 Link to comment
For Cereals Tuesday at 12:07 AM Share Tuesday at 12:07 AM The big safety glasses balance Shekky’s lips a little… 2 6 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly Tuesday at 12:08 AM Share Tuesday at 12:08 AM He saved the Journal of Sarper's Love as a pdf, didn't he? He has a USB stashed somewhere. 1 1 2 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety Tuesday at 12:08 AM Share Tuesday at 12:08 AM @judylo, deep breaths and let it out through your nose. A dose of snark also helps. 1 3 Link to comment
Bees52 Tuesday at 12:08 AM Share Tuesday at 12:08 AM I bet he's hiding his very favorite bottle, and number somewhere. 2 2 1 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly Tuesday at 12:09 AM Share Tuesday at 12:09 AM 1 minute ago, judylo said: And hi to all. I’ve done nothing today but be anxious. Oh no! We will endeavor to distract you with some quality snark. Meanwhile, would you like a cup of tea and a plate of warm oatmeal cookies? 3 1 2 2 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle Tuesday at 12:09 AM Share Tuesday at 12:09 AM (edited) 2 minutes ago, judylo said: So sorry to hear about your mom! What’s wrong? And hi to all. I’ve done nothing today but be anxious. How are you fairing? What happened??? She fell and broke her pelvis but refused to go to hospital….she became delirious and started seeing things …it was scary, when I went over and found her I had to call 911, I thought she was dying in front of me. She’s stable now but it will be a long road with rehab Edited Tuesday at 12:10 AM by sainte-chapelle 1 10 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety Tuesday at 12:09 AM Share Tuesday at 12:09 AM Noelle needs to find her own over-tattooed Irish lover. 1 4 Link to comment
Zombness Tuesday at 12:09 AM Share Tuesday at 12:09 AM 1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said: Hey all….my mom is in the hospital so needing the snark this eve. Hope you all are well! Please no Hope she gets better soon. 1 1 2 Link to comment
Shelbie Tuesday at 12:09 AM Share Tuesday at 12:09 AM Hi. Hope Dempsey tellers Statler to jump off the boat tonight. 3 1 2 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly Tuesday at 12:10 AM Share Tuesday at 12:10 AM Here we go, the famous Grilling by the Bestie scene. I bet she has no filter and says exactly what she thinks. 4 1 1 2 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle Tuesday at 12:11 AM Share Tuesday at 12:11 AM 2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Sarper didn’t tell Shekky that he took a picture of every page in his fuck book. Plot twist. The bottles are not the same ones, he is hiding the real ones along with his copy of the black book 3 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety Tuesday at 12:11 AM Share Tuesday at 12:11 AM When is Joanne going to do a psychic reading? 1 3 Link to comment
Red Bridey Tuesday at 12:12 AM Share Tuesday at 12:12 AM The closed captioning is hysterical. They can't understand the Jersey/Irish accents at all! 1 7 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly Tuesday at 12:12 AM Share Tuesday at 12:12 AM "Are you a murderer?" That's it. I'm dead. 8 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety Tuesday at 12:13 AM Share Tuesday at 12:13 AM “Straight in with no lube.” I’ve got to work that into a conversation this week. 11 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly Tuesday at 12:13 AM Share Tuesday at 12:13 AM Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: When is Joanne going to do a psychic reading? Why does anyone have to ask any questions? Isn't Joanne a medium/psychic? Wouldn't she KNOW his intentions? 1 1 3 Link to comment
Shelbie Tuesday at 12:13 AM Share Tuesday at 12:13 AM I guess I’m really old but I don’t like face and neck tattoos. 6 5 Link to comment
Gobi Tuesday at 12:14 AM Share Tuesday at 12:14 AM Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: “Straight in with no lube.” I’ve got to work that into a conversation this week. Bonus points if you combine it with ass worms. 1 7 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly Tuesday at 12:14 AM Share Tuesday at 12:14 AM Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: “Straight in with no lube.” I’ve got to work that into a conversation this week. Did you manage to use "gummy weed attack" into a conversation? Irish visitors overstaying their visas is very, very, VERY common. 2 2 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety Tuesday at 12:14 AM Share Tuesday at 12:14 AM So Sean has no visible means of support? Why doesn’t Noelle ask him about that? 2 1 1 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly Tuesday at 12:15 AM Share Tuesday at 12:15 AM Oh, I cannot WAIT for Joanne and Sean to share their happy news. I'm sure everyone will be just overjoyed. 1 4 5 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle Tuesday at 12:16 AM Share Tuesday at 12:16 AM 1 minute ago, Shelbie said: I guess I’m really old but I don’t like face and neck tattoos. I never liked an over abundance of tattoos. Just a personal turn off for me. 5 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly Tuesday at 12:16 AM Share Tuesday at 12:16 AM How I wish Dempsey would break up with Statler while she's in the middle of a panic attack. Or on the toilet. Or both. 6 1 3 3 Link to comment
Red Bridey Tuesday at 12:16 AM Share Tuesday at 12:16 AM Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Irish visitors overstaying their visas is very, very, VERY common. Usually the penalty is five years if there are no criminal convictions, so maybe his visit was before meeting Joanne. 3 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety Tuesday at 12:16 AM Share Tuesday at 12:16 AM (edited) 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: Oh, I cannot WAIT for Joanne and Sean to share their happy news. I'm sure everyone will be just overjoyed. Yeah, no one will be pissed that they lied about their marriage for years. Edited Tuesday at 12:17 AM by Auntie Anxiety 1 3 Link to comment
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