Season 6, Live Chat!

[IvySpice]

Emalee moving into Taryn's house is actually smart thinking. I'm sure they'll still crash and burn, but I'm still glad to see even a bit of reasonable planning.

[Red Bridey]

These parents all look like siblings to their kids (except Grandpaw Dad that is). Because they all got preggers themselves as teenagers. It's completely ridiculous. Put those girls on birth control!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I wonder what Emalee looked like before she got pregnant. Her face looks weird.

I think she's gained a lot of weight with this pregnancy. 

I don't mind the red headed kid either. I think he's a cute kid. By NO MEANS should he be a father. He should be dirt biking and hanging around in the woods smoking pot with his friends. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The cycle of teen pregnancy is strong. These teen parents should be prepared when their kids reach puberty.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

The cycle of teen pregnancy is strong. These teen parents should be prepared when their kids reach puberty.

And yet, they're surprised when their kids turn up pregnant. 

[sainte-chapelle]

6 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

If I were 18 there is no way on God's green earth that I would have been anywhere near a 16 yr old romantically. This girl is not too bright. I like the red hair on this kid, tho. (As a redheaded daughter from a redheaded dad)

I dated a 17 year old when I was 19 for a long time (3 years)….it sounds like a huge gap but he was only a year and 6 months younger. I got shit  on a lot but I think if I was a dude it would have been different. No regrets and no fucks to give 😂. Edit to add we didn’t have a baby together 

Edited June 4, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

These parents all look like siblings to their kids (except Grandpaw Dad that is). Because they all got preggers themselves as teenagers. It's completely ridiculous. Put those girls on birth control!

Ima send another donation to Yellowhammer….

[Chris Knight]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I think she's gained a lot of weight with this pregnancy. 

I don't mind the red headed kid either. I think he's a cute kid. By NO MEANS should he be a father. He should be dirt biking and hanging around in the woods smoking pot with his friends. 

I agree, the boy is cute. There goes his life for the next 18 years. What a waste.

[For Cereals]

Or maybe that Nate is now going to be a father, he should do less dangerous sports…

[Red Bridey]

Whelp, to be completely cynical, he probably will be dirt bike racing and smoking pot in the woods after a couple of months of "parenthood." "I need a break, Mom. I can't miss out on all the fun! It's hard being a dad...yada yada yada." 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jenna, these were the choices you made. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yes, Luca is so fun and sweet. Wait till he comes to you at fifteen and tells you he got his girlfriend pregnant. Good times. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Birth control…use it

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Birth control…use it

And stock up before it’s removed “for the safety of women’s health”

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m still partial to Seeking Sister Wife but Unexpected will do in a pinch. Have a great week, folks. Enjoy the summer weather (and the endless blanket of pollen). Adios, amigos.

[sainte-chapelle]

Goodnight loves…until next week

[Pepper Mostly]

Well peeps that was fun! See you around the maternity ward, and everyone have a great week! Love you all MWAH!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

4 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

And stock up before it’s removed “for the safety of women’s health”

I am in Canada..come for a visit…all are welcome 

[For Cereals]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I am in Canada..come for a visit…all are welcome 

I want to!  Thankfully in Cali but things are getting interesting here…retirement in another country has been added to our list of potential scenarios.

[Red Bridey]

I have been getting up unreasonably early for the past few days because of exercise classes and doctors' appointments and I am looking forward to sleeping in until 8:30 again. To hell with mornings! I am so excited to watch Unexpected with you wonderful folks into the summer! 😘

[BAForever]

Missed the live chat, but enjoyed the snark later. Now I know what to watch for. Will save for the weekend, it's a cheap and fat-free reward. Thanks for the anticipatory giggles. 

Just watched. It didn't disappoint. Jenna is hard to figure. I think she's a very good mom and loves Luca and puts his needs first. Why move? Your support system is in PA. Thumb Dad is active in his life as is stepmom. Is she working there? Going to school? Sure, who doesn't want to live at the beach, but very doubtful she can afford anyplace decent there.  

Emalee is strange and 15 year old is a baby. 

Excited for the shitshow.

Edited June 9, 2024 by BAForever

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

[Shelbie]

Yup

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

I'm here, so yeah! :-)

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola again, Unexpected peeps. Where we will veer wildly from talk of threesomes and huge penises and the vicissitudes of negotiating open relationships, to woeful ignorance about the most basic human biology and smirks, eyerollls, and whining. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can guarantee that Nate and Emmalee have a long, happy future together.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola again, Unexpected peeps. Where we will veer wildly from talk of threesomes and huge penises and the vicissitudes of negotiating open relationships, to woeful ignorance about the most basic human biology and smirks, eyerollls, and whining. 

Well at least this is children acting like children and not adults acting like children

[Pepper Mostly]

Honey. He's SIXTEEN. He's not going to be the same person in a few years! And neither will you! Sweet Jesus. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Honey. He's SIXTEEN. He's not going to be the same person in a few years! And neither will you! Sweet Jesus. 

I wasn’t the same person I was at 30, we all change all the time

[Auntie Anxiety]

But your dad wears an outsized cross, so doesn’t that make him a great guy?

[Pepper Mostly]

Notice the HUGE crucifix around Dad's neck. 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Notice the HUGE crucifix around Dad's neck. 

It's good to be prepared for vampires at all times!

[sainte-chapelle]

Were Nate’s parents teenagers when he was born?

 

Nevermind, they were

Edited June 11, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

But your dad wears an outsized cross, so doesn’t that make him a great guy?

He has Jesus now. Jesus is better than meth. 

Oh for crying out loud, back off Dad Nate. 

[Mr. Miner]

Aden seems nice.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Unfortunately, Luca bears a striking resemblance to Jenna’s father.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Jenna and I's relationship". Kill me now. 

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Aden seems nice.

He'd be improved if he had a nice big crucifix around his neck. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Jenna, when your daughter wants to spend time with you, you should shut the fuck up and meet her.

Edited June 11, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[For Cereals]

How long before Luca ends up on Smothered?

[sainte-chapelle]

What ever happened to the two Hailey’s?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dakwon? That’s a new one.

[Mr. Miner]

Birf control?

[Auntie Anxiety]

How hilarious. They are ill-equipped teens having a baby. 🙄

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

What ever happened to the two Hailey’s?

I'm guessing Hayley 2 is already on child number 3 with yet another unprepossessing, pencil necked, pimply, mush mouthed, methy guy. 

[For Cereals]

“His first baby momma”

[Auntie Anxiety]

The baby shower is the soirée to beat all soirées. 

[Pepper Mostly]

These over the top baby showers! Maternity photo shoots! Who does this? I feel like I'm insane. 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

The baby shower is the soirée to beat all soirées. 

They're pea green with envy over at the Met Gala. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dakwon had a varsity basketball letter so she couldn’t help herself.

[tvrox]

14 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I wasn’t the same person I was at 30, we all change all the time

It's so sad though how you can see them repeating their parents mistakes and being in the same situation at 30. 

Oh lord this couple. Shouldn't the money you spent on a decorator and a riduclous photo shoot be spent on diapers instead? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Graduated top of the class only to get pregnant by a deadbeat. What a waste