S08:E07 Humpty Dumped Me

[judylo]

Sorry guys it’s impossible for me to watch or comment much. The bitch has asked me to turn down the volume to a whisper. She thinks because she has been waiting for hip surgery, and I can walk, my pain and siituation don’t matter. She also summons nurses every few minutes and has loud arguments with them. So much stress!   … sorry to vent, though. 

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, judylo said:

I wrote two long posts in the other episode thread that failed to post. Let’s just say that at the rehab, I am suffering a third Roomie from Hell who will never shut up.

Hi Pepper

Oh no! Are you gonna get released soon? 

[SunnyBeBe]

I get tired of these couples who detest everything about each other  to fight to stay together.   Is their goal to live tortured?  They seem to hate the core person. So what’s left?  Lol

[tvrox]

Lol sure, Jasmine, there are no Latinos at all in Michigan. That sounds believable. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Sorry guys it’s impossible for me to watch or comment much. The bitch has asked me to turn down the volume to a whisper. She thinks because she has been waiting for hip surgery, and I can walk, my pain and siituation don’t matter. She also summons nurses every few minutes and has loud arguments with them. So much stress!   … sorry to vent, though. 

I’m sorry.Please vent away. I hope we can make you laugh

[magemaud]

Turn on the closed captions! 

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, so Jasmine thinks Gino has to practice his Spanish. Just not with her? 

I DO NOT NEED TO HEAR YOUR FANTASY GINO JUMPING CHRIST

[MagicEyes]

I'm really getting tired of Gino & Jasmine. Even with the bleeping, this is too much for my innocent ears! 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, judylo said:

Sorry guys it’s impossible for me to watch or comment much. The bitch has asked me to turn down the volume to a whisper. She thinks because she has been waiting for hip surgery, and I can walk, my pain and siituation don’t matter. She also summons nurses every few minutes and has loud arguments with them. So much stress!   … sorry to vent, though. 

Vent all you want! And tell that nasty bitch to go jump in a lake.  

Jasmine will start whining and nagging to move to Miami within the next two weeks. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Vent all you want! And tell that nasty bitch to go jump in a lake.  

Call her a thunt and if she asks what it means tell her to replace the th with a c

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys I’m screwed …I think I am hooked on Viking River cruises @Pepper Mostly how are the pink Birks working out? My colleague told me her tricks…go to a chiropractor, get assessed ( my insurance pays for it) and if they determine you need prescribed footwear ( Birks are considered orthotic) I can get 3 pairs a year…all covered..I do have a clotting disorder and plantar fasciitis so why not?

His friends remind me of the goofballs ?   ´Is this a serious thing?’ Sir, they are married and have two kids. Yes it is serious. Those friends live half a world away….those friendships are kinda done

Wait you can get footwear covered? Hmmm I should look into this. 

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I'm really getting tired of Gino & Jasmine. Even with the bleeping, this is too much for my innocent ears! 

We’re not done with them yet. Last Resort is up next. It must be a 90 DF record to be on so many seasons in a row. Then there’s still Single Life after they inevitably split up 

Edited April 29, 2024 by magemaud

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Wait you can get footwear covered? Hmmm I should look into this. 

I had no idea until my coworker told me her secrets. She gets beautiful high quality Clark’s shoes every year. I have foot and leg issues but never thought footwear would be covered. My employee plan is with Sunlife in Canada

Edited April 29, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[Suzywriter]

22 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Why doesn't Ashley just tell people about her other jobs? Witching isn't her only source of income. 

Do tell! How does she make herself useful? Doing what?

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, For Cereals said:

Does Ashley own any clothing with structure?

No... it would take away her witchery powers. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Do tell! How does she make herself useful? Doing what?

Perhaps she is starting a coven with Tanya

[tvrox]

53 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

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It looks like it might be for good this time! I'm happy for Liz and Riley. 

 

Oh thank God. 

What's with the beret Nicole? Are you in France?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

No... it would take away her witchery powers. 

She has to be able to let the energy flow. 

[renatae]

Ed is grating on me again! I can't believe his entitlement. Meet at a bar? No one would put up with her defending her child? HE'S done? I'd be done with that twit so fast his head would spin.

[sainte-chapelle]

For such a stylish person her bed is certainly mismatched

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, renatae said:

I'd be done with that twit so fast his head would spin.

I’d knock his head right off his…oh wait 

[For Cereals]

Say what now?  Now we’re doing some Mother God mess?  How much money do these ladies make?  I’m ready to open my practice at the Roscoe’s (you have to feed me).

[Gobi]

1 hour ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Speaking of witch…here comes Ed

I don’t want to get in trouble but Ed is a …something that rhymes with thunt.   Dudes can be thunts too 

Yes, he can be blunt.

[sainte-chapelle]

Nicole…cut your losses, buy him a plane ticket, drive him to the airport and file for divorce …bye 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

For such a stylish person her bed is certainly mismatched

Who wears a jaunty beret while doing household chores? 

[For Cereals]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Who wears a jaunty beret while doing household chores? 

Only if I were cleaning and I found it and wanted to remember I found it but that’s a lot of ifs.

[Suzywriter]

1 hour ago, sainte-chapelle said:

 

Oh I have both so I will check it out. Baby Reindeer is great….it shows the complexity of trauma and abuse and victim shaming etc….not a straightforward «  well she is nuts «  approach 

This is so so so accurate.

[tvrox]

46 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I can’t do things in my ears either.  I have old school Bose noise cancelling headphones and I love them.  Just don’t take them to a hot beach…

I should look into those types of headphones. I can't wear earplugs either-I get ear infections. 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

I can't wear earplugs either-I get ear infections. 

I can’t stand anything in my ears. It’s actually painful. I use those little headphones that hook over my ears and don’t go inside  

[tvrox]

Oh lord. Galatic realm??? 

[Shelbie]

So Erin is a grifter.

[sainte-chapelle]

Where are your kids Manuel?

[renatae]

1 hour ago, sainte-chapelle said:

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Apparently he smacks her around and gets arrested…toxic all around. I hope they get a divorce 

 

I don't think she speaks to him like this is happening.

[sainte-chapelle]

I found my next side  hustle…I’ve been able to talk to aliens since I was a child

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[Pepper Mostly]

The angelic realm? Light language? Galactic guides? This woman is crackerjacks. 

Edited April 29, 2024 by Pepper Mostly

[Shelbie]

My eyes have rolled so far back I’m having trouble seeing the tv screen.

[magemaud]

The expression on Manuel’s face matches mine 

[judylo]

22 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Oh no! Are you gonna get released soon? 

Probably not for weeks. Have a lot of healing and PT to do. I was already depressed before this accident. Only good thing is that lots of people seemed to genuinely think I am in my fifties. I will be 70 in October.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, renatae said:

I don't think she speaks to him like this is happening.

Spoiler

I am guessing this happened after filming? Not sure but there is a domestic violence arrest record floating around the web.

 

[judylo]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I can’t stand anything in my ears. It’s actually painful. I use those little headphones that hook over my ears and don’t go inside  

But don’t they hurt your head when sleeping?

[tvrox]

Maybe Manuel is an alien. It would explain a lot. 

Did I really just see an add for a show called Take my Tumor?? 

[Pepper Mostly]

I thought they were having drinks? Who'd want to be the server at that table. 

Her stream of consciousness mutterings remind me of two things: Fundamentalists speaking in tongues. And a theater game we used to play in my high school drama class, where we had to pretend to speak a language without knowing it. 

Again, this woman claims to be psychic. But she says things that anyone could, and that could apply to anyone. 

[sainte-chapelle]

She is giving me Anne Hache vibes, rest her soul

[MagicEyes]

Well, this went downhill fast! 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I thought they were having drinks? Who'd want to be the server at that table. 

Her stream of consciousness mutterings remind me of two things: Fundamentalists speaking in tongues. And a theater game we used to play in my high school drama class, where we had to pretend to speak a language without knowing it. 

Again, this woman claims to be psychic. But she says things that anyone could, and that could apply to anyone. 

I remember pig Latin and jibberish

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

But don’t they hurt your head when sleeping?

Oh I don’t wear them for sleeping! I thought you meant for listening. My outer ears are also sensitive to pressure. I learned from a bad experience with a firm pillow that I have something called “pillow ear.” 

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The angelic realm? Light language? Galactic guides? This woman is crackerjacks. 

The language gave me chills. I wanted to get it out of my air, fast!

[Pepper Mostly]

Meanwhile, Ashley's friend is devoutly wishing she was anywhere else. Turkish prison. A pig sty. A dinner party at Ed and Liz's. 

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Her stream of consciousness mutterings remind me of two things: Fundamentalists speaking in tongues. 

 

That's what I heard too.

[xls]

 

3 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Maybe Manuel is an alien. It would explain a lot. 

Did I really just see an add for a show called Take my Tumor?? 

Its awesome! Drs are truly gifted. The first episode results will blow your mind & make you cry!