Roseanne Alphabet Game: That was my joke guess!

[HadleyFields]

Ed connor

Edited March 28, 2018 by HadleyFields

[AM1418]

F for Fishing Boat, where Jerry has apparently been for some time, and has no access to a phone.

[peacheslatour]

F is for failing grade, which is what Darlene would get of she didn't finish her castle.

[ChicksDigScars]

G is for Grave, which DJ drew on his family portrait artwork in place of Darlene.

[peacheslatour]

H is for humor which Roseanne thanked her father for at the mortuary.

[AM1418]

I for Iris, from the hair salon with awesome one liners like: "You know what's great exercise? Dodging machine gunfire on a beach."

[Steff]

J is for Jimmy Meltrigger,.  He's a cornerback, not a quarterback. 

Edited March 28, 2018 by Steff

[peacheslatour]

H is for Doogie Howser, M.D. whom Roseanne dreamed gave her enormous boobs.

[AM1418]

K for Kansas City, Here We Come, the episode where Roseanne and Jackie visit their father's mistress.

[Bastet]

L is for the Little Maggot, Roseanne's boss at the fast food restaurant.

[peacheslatour]

28 minutes ago, Bastet said:

L is for the Little Maggot, Roseanne's boss at the fast food restaurant.

Damn! I wanted that one. *shakes fist* ;-)

[AM1418]

M for Marjorie (SP?) - Jackie's REAL name that Roseanne couldn't pronounce and it sounded like "My Jackie" and it just stuck. Then again, Bev wasn't real sure it was Marjorie either.

[BookThief]

N is for the Needlebutt sneezes by Kathy Bowman who sneezed at all the dust in Roseanne's house.

[UYI]

O is for the Operation Kathy Bowman needed to schedule to get the stick out of her butt. 

[ChicksDigScars]

P is for Poker. The game played by the guys in the Conner kitchen on Tuesday (?) nights. 

[peacheslatour]

Q is for queen after Roseanne pranks Dan on Halloween. "The king is dead, long live the queen!"

[ChicksDigScars]

R is for Rodbell's. Is an explanation necessary? 

[UYI]

S is for Sharon Stone, Mark & Becky's new neighbor in the trailer park.

[ChicksDigScars]

T is for Tuesday. Roseanne Night.

[Bastet]

U is for The Ultimate, where Becky and her friends shopped for dresses.

[chitowngirl]

V is for Vicki Lawrence, who played Dan’s former fling.

Edited March 30, 2018 by chitowngirl

[ChicksDigScars]

W is for women, which is what Roseanne, Jackie and Nancy try to emphasize to get a loan to open their restaurant. 

[ChicksDigScars]

X is for X-tra large, which is what Roseanne and Dan were in the first few seasons of the show. 

Edited March 31, 2018 by ChicksDigScars

[Browncoat]

Y is for Yor, Dan's biker name.  Yoooooorrrrrrr!

[MrsEVH]

Z is for ZIGGY, Dan's biker buddy.

[Bastet]

Next round ...

A is for the Allens, who are out of spice

[chocolatine]

B is for the ill-fated bike shop.

[Bastet]

One more and then I promise I'm done for the night.

C is for the chicken water Roseanne gave Dan

[ChicksDigScars]

D is for Darlene.  NOT the Mouseketeer. And yes, I scrolled back to make sure that no one had used her and was shocked that no one had!

[BookThief]

E is for the Elvis impersonation Dan performs for Jackie and Roseanne.

[Browncoat]

F is for the french fry Darlene chomps on in the Rodbell's commercial.

[AM1418]

G for Gidget, what Jackie was going to name her baby if it was a girl. 

[peacheslatour]

H is for hemorrhoids. Jackie didn't know which was worse, standing or sitting.

[StaceyNotStacie]

I is for Izzy Miller, DJ’s friend. 

[AM1418]

J is for the other Jimmy that Darlene dates when her and David break up. (Do we ever learn his last name?)

 

I happen to to be watching the episode where Roseanne meets him right now. 

Edited April 1, 2018 by AM1418

[Mmmfloorpie]

16 hours ago, AM1418 said:

J is for the other Jimmy that Darlene dates when her and David break up. (Do we ever learn his last name?)

 

I happen to to be watching the episode where Roseanne meets him right now. 

You just gave me inspiration for P lol!

Until then...

K is for Kathy Bowman.

[AM1418]

I'll see if I can help speed it along to P, LOL.

 

L for The Lobo (I can't believe this hasn't been used yet. I know we want obscure references but dang)

[Mmmfloorpie]

M is for Molly Tilden.

"Tag's out!"

[chocolatine]

N is for the Nasty Woman t-shirt Jackie wore in the first episode of the revival.

[AM1418]

I might be stretching it here a bit but:

O is for the Soap Operas that the Conner's have to record for Jackie while she's away at police training.

Ok Mmmfloorpie...it's P time!

[Mmmfloorpie]

P is for Package

Something every mother wants to see on their daughter's boyfriend...

[AM1418]

1 hour ago, Mmmfloorpie said:

P is for Package

Something every mother wants to see on their daughter's boyfriend...

NICE! You didn't disappoint!

[AM1418]

Q is for Glenn Quinn, who played the original Mark in the first run of the series.

[Mmmfloorpie]

R is for Roxanne Conway

[ChicksDigScars]

S is for Stinky Conner, the additional child in the 50's episode, That's Our Rosey, played by Michael Fishman's little brother.

[Bastet]

T is for the tags this series does to perfection

[AM1418]

U for Uber Driver, the job that Roseanne apparently holds now.

 

Don't know about anyone else, but I totally want to see her interact with her Uber customers.

Edited April 5, 2018 by AM1418

[ChicksDigScars]

V is for Vegas, where Roseanne drunkenly embarrasses herself in front of her idol.

 

And as long as we're on the subject:

 

W is for that idol, Wayne Newton

[AM1418]

X for the X-rated dreams Dan had about Marge Doleman.

[AM1418]

Y for Yellow, the color of corn, which is rumored to have been mentioned or seen in every episode of Roseanne.

I've been checking in the reboot. I haven't seen anything or heard anything yet. In fact instead of saying "that's why we put marshmallows on yams" they totally need to say something about corn instead. Wishful thinking.