S4.All Episodes: 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wait. Luke has made his millions off the sunglasses yet?😎

Oh I'd forgotten about that sunglass empire

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

A pre-nup? The guy is allegedly broke. What is he protecting? His bitcoin account?

His sunglasses empire. And his rights to the donut mine and the spaghetti farm, and mining futures on Mars. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Alliya is very pretty. I do t think she should mess with her face

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

His sunglasses empire. And his rights to the donut mine and the spaghetti farm, and mining futures on Mars. 

He is a Temu Elon Musk

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Shawn gives me the creeps.

I think his head stopped growing.

[For Cereals]

Pre-nuthin’ 

[OoogleEyes]

She has a nice ass, ngl

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn is in for a lifetime of plastic surgery bills.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

It will only get worse when she gets over to the US and réalises he is broke and she is trapped.

She's too smart for that She won't come to the US, why should she? She has a great life where she is.

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wonder if there’s anything in the prenup about her not having an alternate “source of income,” if you know what I mean.

Oh, silly. Luke doesn't think she has another source of income. He thinks of women as gold diggers and sleazes who want to get their talons on his immense riches. I bet Madeleine will be able to buy and sell him three times over without breaking a sweat. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Alliya already has a really nice butt

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think his head stopped growing.

He looks like he's no stranger to plastic surgery. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Alex is a slow learner.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Alex is a slow learner.

She can't even count to three.

[For Cereals]

Ok what fat!?  Her belly and tushy are great!  

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

She can't even count to three.

☠️

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

She can't even count to three.

DEAD

[sainte-chapelle]

I think Shawn claiming to be worried he won’t be attracted to Alliya does not hold as much weight as Alliya perhaps moving on from him. She gained confidence and is a hot momma and seems like a lovely person. He is likely worried she will leave his old ass….hence putting a ring on it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Adriano just doesn’t get it. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Yea…you weren’t joking dude. Your pants would have been off  in a second if she said yes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Like she didn't totally leave that stuff at his place on purpose. I see you Alex.

[tvrox]

Hi all! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

He’s not going to change! Stop the insanity.

[Gobi]

"I was really expecting a threesome."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Alex, you were dickmatized. Just admit it.

[Pepper Mostly]

And now Adriano would like Alex to take responsibility for him and "fix" him. Because he, a grown man, can't own his shit. 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I was really expecting a threesome."

You know, for old times sake. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Alex: I don’t regret the relationship I had with Adriano. The sex was top shelf.

[sainte-chapelle]

This is the finale correct? These couples were awful but I like Alliya.

Do we really need Deavon and that wierd bathroom chick?

Edited June 25 by sainte-chapelle

[OoogleEyes]

Alex is all 🎶gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister, gimme three steps towards the door...🎶

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

This the the finale correct? These couples were awful but I like Alliya.

I love Madeleine now. I love how she stood up for herself and wouldn't let Luke gaslight her. That little girl will go far. 

[For Cereals]

Adriano should’ve been a bang trip…these people don’t know how to bang trip

[Gobi]

Again, I have to ask. Why a prenup? He has nothing. What is he trying to protect?

[For Cereals]

Just now, Gobi said:

Again, I have to ask. Why a prenup? He has nothing. What is he trying to protect?

If anything, she should be asking him to sign something.  She has more brain cells between the two of them.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love Madeleine now. I love how she stood up for herself and wouldn't let Luke gaslight her. 

It’s easier when you have options.

The extensions take up all the room in the suitcase.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Again, I have to ask. Why a prenup? He has nothing. What is he trying to protect?

Its a loyalty test. He's not sure of her so he's testing her, because he's an asshole. Madeleine has nothing to lose by agreeing to sign. She knows damn well that he's penniless. 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

If anything, she should be asking him to sign something.  She has more brain cells between the two of them.

I hope she runs it by a lawyer and there are clauses in there to protect her as well.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s easier when you have options.

Things can't be easy for women in Medellin. Madeleine's 19 years old and has some dumb dude supporting her, and probably more warming up in the wings. She has a business, probably in her name. If she has to she'll make it pay. Or make some richer, kinder and smarter dude than Luke make it pay. More power to her, I say.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is anyone disturbed by Bill Belichick robbing the cradle? I should add that the boyfriend she had before Bill was in his 60s. She’s like the Katharine McPhee on Eastern Massachusetts.

[tvrox]

47 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Sharp really shouldn’t have given Kyle a spot on this show. He’s a first class creep.

Sadly, that's never stopped TLC.

[For Cereals]

Now this child is dressed like a lampshade 

[Auntie Anxiety]

@kacesq: Sharp really shouldn't have given Kyle a spot on this show. He’s a first class creep.

Me: That’s cute.

[tvrox]

45 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So Adriano is backpedaling. He wants a threesome but not with Alex’s cousin. Alrighty then.

He was "Joking." Sure. 

[sainte-chapelle]

As an aside I can’t believe Jenny and Sumit are still together. I am a little gobsmacked.

[Gobi]

Forbidden Love: Bob is a morgue attendant and Mary is a corpse. Will their love survive?

[Pepper Mostly]

@kacesq, weren't you up for promotion? Any news?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have a clay footprint of my old dog. It was so romantic.

[Pepper Mostly]

In another era, Madeleine would have been a fabulous Belle Epoque courtesan. She knows how to play the game. 

[Gobi]

Whew! For a minute there I was worried what he was going to make a cast of.

[OoogleEyes]

Hands in plaster. Yes, she is 19. 

Well, see you all next week, because this ghost wannabe is dum.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That idiot put too much water into the plaster. What a schmuck.

Just now, Gobi said:

Whew! For a minute there I was worried what he was going to make a cast of.

You’re getting this show confused with Love During Lockup.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Whew! For a minute there I was worried what he was going to make a cast of.

Maddie Junior!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

That idiot put too much water into the plaster. What a schmuck.

Hey, he's an ENGINEER, all right? 

Well, that was excruciating. See you all over at Unexpected! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, that’s a wrap. Onward and upward to Unexpected.