Love During Lockup Live Chat!

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

And if all the dollar stores are upping their prices to $1.25, I feel like the strippers dancers ought to ask for a raise too.

Heading to the strip show with a stack of dollar bills and a few rolls of quarters.  😉

[Auntie Anxiety]

A butt plug might be an upgrade for this show. Let’s call Daonte in for a consult.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

a stripper with 2 dui's dating a con in prison ... the odds of that picket fence happy ever after coming true she is thinking about  ...eeeeeeh 

She is making good money as a dancer, but she herself says she can't do it much longer. She doesn't seem to have made any plans for her future. School? Training? Does she think that her con boo is going to get a job at McKinsey or Goldman Sachs when he gets out and provide for them? I give up. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

His parents in the other room. I am roaring with laughter.

[Keywestclubkid]

girl he navigated it into a prison .. oh honey no you're doing it wrong ... 

[OoogleEyes]

HE LIVES WITH MOM AND DAD

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She is making good money as a dancer, but she herself says she can't do it much longer. She doesn't seem to have made any plans for her future. School? Training? Does she think that her con boo is going to get a job at McKinsey or Goldman Sachs when he gets out and provide for them? I give up. 

No, Louie from Lakeland has those jobs nailed down already.

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh HELL NO 10 years ........ My SWEET SUMMER CHILD ... I can't with this man 

[kacesq]

6 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Wow they are taking this trashy show to a new level.

Here. For. It.

[Auntie Anxiety]

He was going through his slutty phase. Okay.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, thank god they're not both tops. We all know what kind of trouble that causes. 

[Keywestclubkid]

And NOW we know .... haha girl 

[For Cereals]

Gucci and Louis make stripper gear?

Edited April 20, 2024 by For Cereals

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, thank god they're not both tops. We all know what kind of trouble that causes. 

or worse 2 bottoms .... **screams in gay* .. just wrap this whole mess up now

Edited April 20, 2024 by Keywestclubkid

[Pepper Mostly]

PLEASE DO NOT TELL US WHAT OTHER THINGS YOU WERE DOING I'M BEGGING YOU

[kacesq]

I’m so happy to be here with you all! My Friday nights were lacking and going thru a bit of a rough time here. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[OoogleEyes]

Damn. Michael is straight 

 

Edited April 20, 2024 by OoogleEyes

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good idea to photoshop a picture to fool the guards. What could possibly go wrong?

[Pepper Mostly]

In an out of prison for the last fifteen years. Oh dear. He sure can pick 'em. 

[Keywestclubkid]

15 years .... that man is not gonna stop anything ... you are an idiot you are over 40 thats not cute anymore 

[SemiCharmedLife]

These people are so naive!!!!  Only 15 years of criminal behavior, but it all ends now.  Sure, Jan.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey, you should have rescued a dog. It would be much cheaper in the long run.

[Gobi]

In and out of prison for the past 15 years? Oh, yeah, he's a keeper.

[kacesq]

He doesn’t need to be talking like this in front of her kids. But boundaries hey…who needs them…

[Maybeitsme]

omg 😲 I just now realized this was on.

What is happening 😳 

This is 50 shades beyond 😎 

Edited April 20, 2024 by Maybeitsme
To quick

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I’m so happy to be here with you all! My Friday nights were lacking and going thru a bit of a rough time here. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Here, pull up a chair by the fire. Need a blanket? Or a footstool? Cocktail? Or dessert? We're here for you and will surround you with loving snark! 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I’m so happy to be here with you all! My Friday nights were lacking and going thru a bit of a rough time here. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

We're here for you.  (And you don't even have to put anything on our books.  We just love you for you.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

My dad. Ugh. Let’s set the kids up for to feel abandoned.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

In and out of prison for the past 15 years? Oh, yeah, he's a keeper.

Well, he's gonna get kept. IN PRISON. 

[kacesq]

Oh hell no. No man is disciplining my kids from his prison cell. No.

[Keywestclubkid]

I'm ALWAYS watching you .....

[WaltersHair]

Children should NOT BE ON A PRINSONER'S CAMERA AT ALL

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

We're here for you.  (And you don't even have to put anything on our books.  We just love you for you.)

Speak for yourself. I want a Louis Vuitton bag and a case of Cheetos. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

These cameras are a red flag...well, prison is a red flag, too, so...

[OoogleEyes]

These children think that this is normal. Holy smokes. This is such abuse. I hate this

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

These children think that this is normal. Holy smokes. This is such abuse. I hate this

this..its like normalizing this creepy behavior 

[Pepper Mostly]

This poor child. She would like to hang out with her friends but she has to go to the Big House every weekend. My heart is breaking. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Speak for yourself. I want a Louis Vuitton bag and a case of Cheetos. 

Puffed or crunchy?

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

These children think that this is normal. Holy smokes. This is such abuse. I hate this

Yes! Leave the kids out of it

[SemiCharmedLife]

I'm Audi...is that what what's his name said last season?  Anyway, snark on and I'll catch you on the flip side. 😘

[Keywestclubkid]

Let me just say tho I dont miss any of the old couples ... a refresh is exactly what this needed 

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This poor child. She would like to hang out with her friends but she has to go to the Big House every weekend. My heart is breaking. 

It's like house arrest for the kids. They might as well be wearing ankle monitors.

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Pepper Mostly, my dog did a search and destroy mission on yet another mouse last night. Same M.O. Dog 2-Mice 0. I asked my neighbors for exterminator recommendations and they told me not to waste my money, but this madness cannot continue. One more mouse chase and I won’t care how much it costs. I abhor mice!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm Audi...is that what what's his name said last season?  Anyway, snark on and I'll catch you on the flip side. 😘

Have a great time! 

[OoogleEyes]

"Please sleep" 

I've said that numerous times while walking a baby around the bedroom at 3AM

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Pepper Mostly, my dog did a search and destroy mission on yet another mouse last night. Same M.O. Dog 2-Mice 0. I asked my neighbors for exterminator recommendations and they told me not to waste my money, but this madness cannot continue. One more mouse chase and I won’t care how much it costs. I abhor mice!!!

Just get some mouse traps, they work.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andrew is being taken for a ride in Candace’s new truck. Not good.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Pepper Mostly, my dog did a search and destroy mission on yet another mouse last night. Same M.O. Dog 2-Mice 0. I asked my neighbors for exterminator recommendations and they told me not to waste my money, but this madness cannot continue. One more mouse chase and I won’t care how much it costs. I abhor mice!!!

We got mice once and hired an exterminator toot sweet. Haven't been back. It was worth every goddamn penny. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Just get some mouse traps, they work.

That’s what they said but I don’t want mice in my living area. I use traps in the garage, the first line of defense. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Child ..... this man .....I dont know if I am gonna be able to handle this level of blind stupid