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[judylo]

Dig Natalia’s sullen face.

[Pepper Mostly]

GARRICK! Natalia is not "depressed" or "devastated"! She is FURIOUS. And I bet she was hiding her birth control pills under the floorboards. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Natalie isn’t too thrilled about the bundle of joy? And that the wedding was deep-sixed? Hahaha. You lay down with dogs, Nat, you end up with fleas.

[CSunshine76]

Garrick was trying to impregnate Natalia before marriage? WHAT is this man’s so called religion?!

[judylo]

And Dani is so gleeful!

[Maybeitsme]

Danni grinning and Natalia looking quite pissed off is making me giggle 

 

Edited May 7 by Maybeitsme
Of is not off

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dannniellle is taking a victory lap.

[Red Bridey]

Boy the trip from Love in Paradise is shorter than it seems. Hola, my lovies! Nathalia is not happy and Danielle is the cat who ate the canary. 

[Pepper Mostly]

And Garrick is still managing to miss even the sharpest, most jagged point. How can he get his shoes tied every day? 

1 minute ago, CSunshine76 said:

Garrick was trying to impregnate Natalia before marriage? WHAT is this man’s so called religion?!

I believe its the Church of Garrick's Penis. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have a feeling that Nat’s mom isn’t going to Iike this “journey.”

[Pepper Mostly]

And rather than stand at Dannnnnnnnielle's side, maybe hold her hand, he stands across the room petting Natalia. He is so gross. 

[Shelbie]

Natalia does not have a good poker face.

[Maybeitsme]

Husband and wife? I thought he divorced Danni to marry Roberta. 🤔 

We did see that, right?

[Auntie Anxiety]

If looks could kill, Dannnniellle would be dead.

[JayDub1987]

The only reason that I'm glad that these morons have reproduced is that now, when Garrick kicks Daniele to the curb for whatever sweet young thing he replaces her with, she'll at least have him on the hook for child support payments. 

[CSunshine76]

Income? Income is a reason for polygamy? Man, these people never cease to amaze.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Love, unity, income. The holy trinity.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oops, Naaem just let it slip. "Its about income". He wants another paycheck. 

Yeah, Jahari is polyamorous, not a polygamist. That's different. 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

If looks could kill, Dannnniellle would be dead.

She'd be a grease spot on that ultrasound table. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those pleather palazzo pants are a real statement. She’s loaded for bear.

[Maybeitsme]

Momma coming in hot

She seems like a lot

[Auntie Anxiety]

They were supposed to have a big wedding celebration. Cue the sad trombone.

[Red Bridey]

How come MIL looks and sounds ten years younger than her mumblecore son?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, CSunshine76 said:

Income? Income is a reason for polygamy? Man, these people never cease to amaze.

That idiot just said it out loud. So much for the old excuse, that polygamy in the US among the Mormons was so that women who were left husbandless would have the protection of a husband. Even if he was somebody else's. Though of course that all kinda went south when the lord kept telling dirty old men that they should marry fifteen year old girls. The old "protecting the poor widows" story was a little harder to believe. 

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

They were supposed to have a big wedding celebration. Cue the sad trombone.

My guess? Any celebration involving the Merrifields will contain crying. 

[tvrox]

12 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

Garrick was trying to impregnate Natalia before marriage? WHAT is this man’s so called religion?!

Garrick-istian. 

Hi everyone! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Look at Danielle. She looks positively terrified. Rat in a trap. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nick! I’ve been thinking about you!

[tvrox]

What a weird entrance to this restaurant? 

Will new girl have to dye her hair blond if she becomes a wife? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Holy moly, that caboose! 

[tvrox]

The Jenga is a metaphor. 

[JayDub1987]

Just because the dress goes on you, doesn't mean it fits....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did she just say a stable environment for her son? Whom she loves more than anything? 

[tvrox]

NO To the bed sharing!!!! Craziness. 

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

NO To the bed sharing!!!! Craziness. 

Absolutely bonkers.

[Pepper Mostly]

Don't worry about jealousy, Jasmine. You haven't met Nick yet. I feel like jealousy won't really be a problem. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

These women all need to be whisked away and deprogrammed.

[CSunshine76]

That was not a date, it was a damn interview. Awkward.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That’s a work dress? Anyone want to guess where she might work? 😉

[tvrox]

Natalia's friends all look like they're in high school. She is so young!!! Too young to be tied down to these idiots. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks more like a wake than a not-wedding celebration.

[tvrox]

Are red solo cups the choice for Brazilian weddings? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Her friends are going to be "comforting" her? Hahahahahahahahaha. 

They're celebrating the wedding with red solo cups. So classy.

Oh, Natalia's sad because she already bought the shoes. Poor thing. 

[JayDub1987]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s a work dress? Anyone want to guess where she might work? 😉

Somewhere with Crisco? Cause that's the only way that dress is coming off.

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s a work dress? Anyone want to guess where she might work? 😉

Well she did say her dad worked nights. Maybe it's a family owned strip joint. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nat’s mother bribed the judge.

[Pepper Mostly]

Garrick has cranked out his Tucker Carlson derp face. Again. 

[For Cereals]

I’m still catching up but holy flared pleather pants! Just holy ensemble! I didn’t you could mix mediums like that…

[tvrox]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did she just say a stable environment for her son? Whom she loves more than anything? 

Yes that's what I think of when I think of four wives, one man. The stability. 

[Shelbie]

Garrick looks stunned that the women are calling him out and that he is expected to give emotional comfort to them instead of being catered to.

[Maybeitsme]

Here we go with the crying 😢 

[Pepper Mostly]

Dannnnnnnielle is crying and Natalia is blowing her hair off her forehead and thinking "Jesus, this bitch".