Life After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Thanks for the snark, bunkies.  Make sure you get your travel passes approved in advance and you keep count of all of your kids.  If you say family, specify which one. 

[Maybeitsme]

Y'all, so glad we got to hang out.  

Later gaters 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S06.E08: Shimmer Down

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Quaylon reassesses the wedding; Lindsey's cameras incriminate Blaine; Bri texts her mom.

Original air date 2024.01.19

[OoogleEyes]

"Shimmer Down"

With *this* group?

[Elizzikra]

I can never figure out when the new episode actually starts...

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! I have been lying on the couch, waiting for the sweet release of death all week, but I seem to have turned a corner, at last. I hope that your life giving snark fuels my newly emerging will to live. How's everyone's week been?  

[OoogleEyes]

Qualonda. I'd forgotten about that 🤣🤣

[Keywestclubkid]

You aint her mamma!!! popping in and seeing if anyone seen my mamma? alright lets get this started 

[Elizzikra]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola bunkies! I have been lying on the couch, waiting for the sweet release of death all week, but I seem to have turned a corner, at last. I hope that your life giving snark fuels my newly emerging will to live. How's everyone's week been?  

I’m sorry you aren’t feeling well. My week has been marginally better than the past few, so I’m trying to count my blessings. I’m looking forward to this week’s snark!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Are you ready to rumble? Shavel placed a shiv in her wedding garter just in case things get out of hand.

[SemiCharmedLife]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola bunkies! I have been lying on the couch, waiting for the sweet release of death all week, but I seem to have turned a corner, at last. I hope that your life giving snark fuels my newly emerging will to live. How's everyone's week been?  

Sounds miserable.  You can only go up from here.  Maybe you can call Chance to drop off some hot soup as part of his delivery empire...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"You birthed Quaylon!"  Now that's an insult. 🤣

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance continues to be the aggrieved party. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chance is there.  The gaslighting starts in 3 . . . 2 . . Oops, he beat the clock!

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean I kinda see what they were going for with opening up the house but good GOD why would you let Chance do that to your house ... I mean you see how he fucked up your life why would you be like hey Rip out walls from the house 

[Gobi]

As Blaine would say - "Glurble macha squoup nizzle zorff."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Glad you’re back among the living, @Pepper Mostly. Snarking isn’t the same without your clever repartee.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

As Blaine would say - "Glurble macha squoup nizzle zorff."

I tell you what... lol

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Sounds miserable.  You can only go up from here.  Maybe you can call Chance to drop off some hot soup as part of his delivery empire...

Somehow I don't think Chance shimmering in to my life in any way would be very salubrious. 

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chance continues to be the aggrieved party. 

He's the real victim here. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tayler, I’m begging you, PLEASE learn from your numerous mistakes.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I mean I kinda see what they were going for with opening up the house but good GOD why would you let Chance do that to your house ... I mean you see how he fucked up your life why would you be like hey Rip out walls from the house 

She was enamored with the beautiful garage apartment?  She thinks exposed wiring is on trend?  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

She was enamored with the beautiful garage apartment?  She thinks exposed wiring is on trend?  

It's industrial. Very hip.

[Gobi]

I'm sure Chance had permits for all the work he did on the house. Ha! I kill myself!

[OoogleEyes]

An all new Gaslight After Lock-up starts now!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Chance saw long ago how vulnerable and gullible Tayler was.  He chose her for that reason.  Now he wants to talk her into "forgiving" him.  He is not good for her or her family.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It's industrial. Very hip.

it goes along with that 50 year old limo business 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Please, everyone, keep my name outta your mouth.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Tonight we learn if Redd returns to his beloved, his precious, that which he holds most dear, his PS5. 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Chance saw long ago how vulnerable and gullible Tayler was.  He chose her for that reason.  Now he wants to talk her into "forgiving" him.  He is not good for her or her family.

Or for the human race overall...

[JenE4]

I don’t think someone can get a restraining order because they were cheated on. Chase isn’t abusive or threatening to harm her—as far as we know. They were just passive aggressively thanking each other for cheating, etc. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear me, this shower looks like a delightful party, doesn't it? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It's industrial. Very hip.

I was going to say, there are lots of restaurants and businesses that have that industrial look with the exposed vents, etc, around here.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The gold eye shadow helps one shimmer down.

[kacesq]

Good evening all! Had a big professional win last night and a glowing review for my first year with new employer so I’m celebrating me tonite! No suitcase of sadness, but fake lashes, tattoos and a tight bodysuit! Woohoo!

also, working hard to make my kid’s life better so keep his name out ya mouth!

[OoogleEyes]

Oh my god this is an actual thing

[Keywestclubkid]

I will NEVER shimmer down ... NEVER

[Elizzikra]

Does “shimmer down” actually mean something or did Shavel just make that up?

[Pepper Mostly]

QUAYLON'S SISTER IS NAMED Q BABY AND I AM DEAD

[Keywestclubkid]

this conversation doesnt concern you .. girl you sitting 3 feet talkng shit about her ... I would say it does 

[Empress1]

I am drinking a dessert wine that I’ve been saving for months as the snow sits outside, watching grown women scream at each other. Life is good.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Does “shimmer down” actually mean something or did Shavel just make that up?

Shimmer down might be the opposite of a glow up? Although I don’t know what a glow up is.

[JenE4]

I didn’t see it coming that “shimmer down” was going to be a malapropism for “simmer down,” I assumed it was a description for the impending wedding dress.

[kacesq]

I guess the staff at this venue has been told not to intervene.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

QUAYLON'S SISTER IS NAMED Q BABY AND I AM DEAD

I'll call Tai to arrange the funeral. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well that was one fun bridal shower. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Looks like someone's gotten into the tequila!

[Elizzikra]

I love how that random kid is just sitting there on her phone, ignoring that whole mess...

[Keywestclubkid]

You dont want this Yolonda ...LOL I am kinda living for this mess with mama not backing down 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

QUAYLON'S SISTER IS NAMED Q BABY AND I AM DEAD

Their second choice was Borg Baby.

[kacesq]

Is that a mother and daughter fighting?