Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

There are tons of colors. I ended up buying the yellow one; thought it would be good for when I’m walking Little Miss Clara in the woods during hunting season.

That is a *perfect* poncho for fall woods dog walking 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It's the "king and queen room."  Whatever you want to call it because in 20 minutes it's simply going to be nasty and sweaty.

[WaltersHair]

I tried to watch this again on Demand during the day. No bueno. This is NOT a show that can be viewed during the day or sober.

[Keywestclubkid]

wait he can give me all the babies he wanna give me? .. ew

[Pepper Mostly]

"Inmate Pen Pal", wink wink

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

wait he can give me all the babies he wanna give me? .. ew

Where are the children you already have, Reneka?!

[SemiCharmedLife]

We better get some Louis from Lakeland action tonight… Or else!

[Keywestclubkid]

 

Just now, JenE4 said:

Where are the children you already have, Reneka?!

that she moved out of state then somehow left somewhere .. 

[Eldemarge]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola bunkies! I've spent the whole afternoon fluffing my pom poms! 

Has everyone had a good week?

I got a Jury Duty summons the same week my relationship blew up.

So I'm having a giant glass of wine... And I made this AI image with a phone app today where I ended up having three arms, and I put it on my LinkedIn.  CUZ WHO CARES AT THIS POINT

[Gobi]

Dead man walking.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, look, Asonta's auntie's arrived for a visit!

Just now, JenE4 said:

Where are the children you already have, Reneka?!

They're living the better life that she got them. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Asonte is used to getting up early, so he decided to get some takeout breakfast at McDonald’s to surprise Raneka with a McMuffin (heh).

[OoogleEyes]

That's a nice Air B&B

[SemiCharmedLife]

Getting out of bed at 1 PM? I must be doing something wrong!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

wait he can give me all the babies he wanna give me? .. ew

I will never understand when the talk about impregnation as a turn on.  If you are committed couple trying for a child, fine.  But hey, I'm going to F you so hard and then you'll have a nine month pregnancy and 18+ year commitment to a whole human that I may or may not acknowledge.  I am not turned on.

[JenE4]

3 or 4 hours straight?!? Oh, hell no. 

[Eldemarge]

Asonte had sex for 6 hours and then left to get MORE???  That shit is wild.

[WaltersHair]

Is this a duplex? Looks like 2 separate entrances.

[Keywestclubkid]

BItch! LOL

[SemiCharmedLife]

I think this is the best for Raneka has looked —with that blanket wrapped around her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raneka, you don’t have to scream, dear.

[Keywestclubkid]

girl wait till you find out he left right after you went to sleep LOL

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I got a Jury Duty summons the same week my relationship blew up.

So I'm having a giant glass of wine... And I made this AI image with a phone app today where I ended up having three arms, and I put it on my LinkedIn.  CUZ WHO CARES AT THIS POINT

Oh no! My son was called for jury duty and ended up serving on a grand jury for three months. He's a sensitive soul and the grisly details of the cases really got to him. Hope you get a nice boring property case. 

[Keywestclubkid]

at least shes acknowledging she has children 

[Eldemarge]

See, he KNOWS that Raneka will stay with no matter what, so he's out there on the Streets, looking for all the poontang!  She isn't going anywhere!

[Elizzikra]

Hey bunkies! I'm a little late to the party; I had a surprise visit from my PO.

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Eldemarge, if you can change the date, change it to a Friday when there is a Monday holiday. No one is ever at the courthouse because xtra long weekends.

[Keywestclubkid]

Girl and you still had sex with him ... stop 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh no! My son was called for jury duty and ended up serving on a grand jury for three months. He's a sensitive soul and the grisly details of the cases really got to him. Hope you get a nice boring property case. 

Oh there is no way I'm serving on that Jury... I have a trip to Toronto like two days later.  My dad was a trial lawyer and he told me the secret of how to not get selected. 😄

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

See, he KNOWS that Raneka will stay with no matter what, so he's out there on the Streets, looking for all the poontang!  She isn't going anywhere!

Bingo. And he has nothing but contempt for her. He'll empty her wallet and steal her blind without a care. 

[Elizzikra]

Brittney can collaborate with Yankee Candle on a new scent... Prison! You can't wait to wash it off!

[Gobi]

"My children are my first priority. I have other priors, but they're first."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittney loves her child more than anything. Except money. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Eldemarge, if you can change the date, change it to a Friday when there is a Monday holiday. No one is ever at the courthouse because xtra long weekends.

I put my jury duty date down on memorial day and didn’t have to appear. Yay!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Brittney can collaborate with Yankee Candle on a new scent... Prison! You can't wait to wash it off!

Sounds like something Gwyneth would love to sell. That and her vagina scented candle.

[OoogleEyes]

Wow. "Paper Free" 

Have we heard of that before?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is this like having a baptism? 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Wow. "Paper Free" 

Have we heard of that before?

It's a new one on me... Who says this show isn't educational?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, yeah, some jackass hacked his bank account Okay, let’s go with that.

[JenE4]

They should have borrowed the engagement ring floaty from the weepy lady that kept tripping over her bathmat.

[Keywestclubkid]

why did he have to explain about the money why would he tell her at all that it was short that was weird 

[WaltersHair]

Teenage blocker arrival

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittney doesn’t want her daughter to ruin her hustle.

[JenE4]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

why did he have to explain about the money why would he tell her at all that it was short that was weird 

She demanded a specific rate to agree to be his girlfriend after release?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hahaha, yeah, some jackass hacked his bank account Okay, let’s go with that.

Yet another felon who is going to learn that all the sugar her sugar daddy has is the equivalent of two coffee stained sugar packets from a Waffle House.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, JenE4 said:

She demanded a specific rate to agree to be his girlfriend after release?

There’s a word for that.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, JenE4 said:

She demanded a specific rate to agree to be his girlfriend after release?

but it was weird right?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Oh there is no way I'm serving on that Jury... I have a trip to Toronto like two days later.  My dad was a trial lawyer and he told me the secret of how to not get selected. 😄

I have a jury duty story! I got called (I get called a lot, only served once). This one was different--no newspapers allowed in the room, big looooooong witness list, the wait was so long they put on a movie. I got really nervous because I realized that it was a high profile murder (local high school kid who killed his teacher) and I was FREAKING OUT because I knew that the jurors have to look at graphic pictures and go to the crime scene and stuff. This was a nice, sweet pretty teacher, loved by all. All over the papers. And the kid? By the time of trial he was 19. My son was 19 at the time. I was a WRECK. Knew that as a nice fat old white lady I was primo jury material. Frantically reading the witness list to see if I knew anyone. Of course I didn't, I'm not sociable. So I'm all scared and nervous and worried and so afraid I'll be picked. THEN the defense lawyers walked in. And I knew one of them. She was the mother of one of my son's elementary school classmates and we'd been pretty friendly. So as I was leaving the sidebar (we all had to go up and tell the judge it wouldn't be a hardship to serve), I walked over to her and I'm all "SUSAN! HI-EEEEE! How ARE you?? How's Jackson? Its GREAT to see you!" Gush gush gush. She's rigid with embarrassment. As I'm walking to the door I hear "STOP THAT JUROR!". I was stopped, and dismissed. I was tremblingly grateful. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I think Louie’s mom is going to be able to out snark us when it comes to what’s her face! Can’t wait! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Yet another felon who is going to learn that all the sugar her sugar daddy has is the equivalent of two coffee stained sugar packets from a Waffle House.

that had been stored in the guy's wallet for years