Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[goofygirl]

Welp, whoever said Redd was gonna go find some "strange" was right on target!  I had no idea it would be so FAST and it looks like they're in a parking lot IN THE DAYLIGHT but whatever.

[Elizzikra]

Did Joy just miss Redd going into the hotel with Flower Pants Bestie?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just had a Shriner’s Hospital commercial here. Marlo Thomas should have stopped the cosmetic surgery about 20 procedures ago.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Just had a Shriner’s Hospital commercial here. Marlo Thomas should have stopped the cosmetic surgery about 20 procedures ago.

I have Tide here. Then LoveHasNoLabels.org

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Damn near fell out of bed when Louie's Girlfriend came out with that gem. Does she HEAR herself? 

Self-awareness isn’t her strong suit.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Not sure what they are doing to Louis but I had a tooth pulled and they used novocaine. I was fine to drive. Since Louis is having more than one tooth pulled, maybe they are using general or twilight but maybe not.

Anyway, I don't think that it's unreasonable for him to have someone drive him and bring him home and I think it makes perfect sense for him to live at his mother's house FOR FREE while he is working a minimum wage job and trying to rebuild his life.

Melissa is a moron.

For that many teeth, they have to use general anesthesia.  The lidocaine will wear off before they can finish all of the teeth.  There is a maximum amount you can be given at one time.  Been there with it's buddy, Marcaine (I'm allergic to lidocaine). 

[JenE4]

Redd, stop sharing your location. Did they swing back to the hotel after luring her to the gas station. Or did he pull a LaCitrus and disappear during the night? I just tuned in, so I don’t know what im watching.

Edited November 18, 2023 by JenE4

[Elizzikra]

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Self-awareness isn’t her strong suit.

Neither is that cheerleading uniform.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Just had a Shriner’s Hospital commercial here. Marlo Thomas should have stopped the cosmetic surgery about 20 procedures ago.

About ten years ago, when Chris Hayes had his MSNBC show on weekend mornings, she was a guest once, with Gloria Steinem. Gloria has had now work done and looks great. Watching Marlo trying to twist her frozen features into any kind of expression was horribly fascinating. 

[Empress1]

So ol’ girl put her bonnet on before bed but left her lashes and sparkle shadow on?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Welp, whoever said Redd was gonna go find some "strange" was right on target!  I had no idea it would be so FAST and it looks like they're in a parking lot IN THE DAYLIGHT but whatever.

Weren't there any cornfields nearby? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Weren't there any cornfields nearby? 

Or maybe a public restroom? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Anthony is killing it in this faux interview. He put me to sleep.

[Keywestclubkid]

You need eye contact dude 

[JenE4]

“Sherae is showing off her fucking HR…excuse me…talent, every chance she gets.” 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

You need eye contact dude 

And stop mumbling. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Boom I called it hahaha 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And stop mumbling. 

And spinning the chair back and forth.

But hey - it's not like he's had practice...

[Gobi]

Shouldn't it be Innocent Before Lockup?

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

When I worked at the dental school, when there were fire alarms I'd see people who'd been mid-procedure down on the sidewalk, gaga from medications and holding ice packs or bloody tissues to their faces. Can you imagine? Having to get out of the chair mid-extraction or surgery, trudging down four flights of stairs and hanging outside for twenty minutes? 

NOT BECAUSE the vodka is talking,  but couldn't Louie go to the local university dental school for treatment? 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

NOT BECAUSE the vodka is talking,  but couldn't Louie go to the local university dental school for treatment? 

Maybe there was a wait? Melissa wanted him Reunion Ready NOW!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

NOT BECAUSE the vodka is talking,  but couldn't Louie go to the local university dental school for treatment? 

All those young girls there learning their trade  … Her head would explode 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

NOT BECAUSE the vodka is talking,  but couldn't Louie go to the local university dental school for treatment? 

But then Sharp couldn’t “guide” the plot and hilarity wouldn’t ensue.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

And spinning the chair back and forth.

But hey - it's not like he's had practice...

She could do a MUCH better job of helping him learn to interview. Nagging, scolding, lecturing and making him feel like shit about himself is not going to build his confidence.  

[goofygirl]

I'm shocked Melissa put Louie's dental stuff on her credit card! $4500??  What's the interest rate on that? 28%?

Lawd.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

NOT BECAUSE the vodka is talking,  but couldn't Louie go to the local university dental school for treatment? 

He would save a lot of money.  Since he's having teeth pulled, he would be well served by a dental school.  Of course, that's not fancy enough for Melissa.  She wants high end teeth for BMOC Louie.

[Empress1]

Just now, goofygirl said:

I'm shocked Melissa put Louie's dental stuff on her credit card! $4500??  What's the interest rate on that? 28%?

Lawd.

I wonder if the dentist would finance it? You can finance cosmetic surgery.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

NOT BECAUSE the vodka is talking,  but couldn't Louie go to the local university dental school for treatment? 

He could, but there might not be one near him. Dental schools aren't really that thick on the ground. Isn't he in Georgia? There is only one dental school in the entire state. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa wants to take a break. Donna is going to make a special pasta sauce tonight to celebrate.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He could, but there might not be one near him. Dental schools aren't really that thick on the ground. Isn't he in Georgia? There is only one dental school in the entire state. 

I think they are in Florida.

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Donna is going to make a special pasta sauce tonight to celebrate.

Will THE WOODEN SPOON make an appearance?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Donna can barely contain her glee.

[Gobi]

Ladies, Louie is officially available!

[goofygirl]

Donna, give it a rest already.

[Auntie Anxiety]

See, you wouldn’t get this kind of entertainment at a dental school.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I sense the hygienist does her dog's hair in the same style she's wearing.

[Keywestclubkid]

The receptionist :

now why am I in it? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I wonder if the dentist would finance it? You can finance cosmetic surgery.

At my dentist they don't, but direct you to apply for a care card, some third party outfit that finances dental care. But you have to have good credit. 

2 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

I think they are in Florida.

 

Florida has three dental schools. Depending on where he's located it might be an option. 

[Elizzikra]

No one who is going to get up close to Louis's current mouth condition is going to be too interested in hooking up with him, I don't think...

[WaltersHair]

Donna. Don't pretend you'd like this woman any better if she actually hooked up with your son. The spoon would be tapping all the windows.

Edited November 18, 2023 by WaltersHair

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Ladies, Louie is officially available!

Line forms on the left, ladies, no pushing!

[Elizzikra]

I don't like Michelle's hairstyle but the green converse are cute.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Louie spills his heart to a total stranger who then cooks up a scheme to date him.

[Keywestclubkid]

I don’t know you but let me dump stuff that’s none of your business on you 

You just said you and your gf are fighting but maybe we can go out sometime .. LORD BABY JESUS hear my prayers 

[Empress1]

4 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

I think they are in Florida.

No, they’re in Georgia. Marietta, to be exact - suburb of Atlanta. My best friend is from Marietta.

[Elizzikra]

Louis from Lakeland is off his game...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She didn't exactly sound excited to date Louie.  Maybe he's not as desirable as Melissa believes.  Does he need to explain how popular he was in high school? 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Empress1 said:

No, they’re in Georgia. Marietta, to be exact - suburb of Atlanta. My best friend is from Marietta.

Damn. I really need to pay better attention.

[Gobi]

Just now, Empress1 said:

No, they’re in Georgia. Marietta, to be exact - suburb of Atlanta. My best friend is from Marietta.

Is she dating Louie?

[Elizzikra]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

She didn't exactly sound excited to date Louie.  Maybe he's not as desirable as Melissa believes.  Does he need to explain how popular he was in high school? 

Perhaps he could show her the yearbook? Or his prom photo?

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Maybe there was a wait? Melissa wanted him Reunion Ready NOW!

I have a feeling you'd have a shorter wait at a dental school than you'd have for a private practice.