Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

It feels like I have been away from you guys for 18 years ....... pulling my hair back into my scrunchy and brought all my credit cards incase I gotta split the purchases ... let's get this thing started .... 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I am rewatching the muppet war.  I find the best way to deescalate a situation is to refer to the person you're speaking to as, "this ho." 

[Keywestclubkid]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I am rewatching the muppet war.  I find the best way to deescalate a situation is to refer to the person you're speaking to as, "this ho." 

it really is the best option ...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

That and putting your ridiculously long fake nails in their face.  The general idea is after applying the long acrylics, they are then shaped and shortened.  Elizabeth opted for leaving them full length and adding "jewels".  Because she's classy that way.  

[Keywestclubkid]

what's the over under on Britney popping up this episode?

[Gobi]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

what's the over under on Britney popping up this episode?

Well, she wasn't in the preview....

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

Well, she wasn't in the preview....

I just hear the jaws theme has we get farther into the season ... you know shes out there there waiting watching 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Derek is torn between Monique and his sisters"

Literally. 

Hola, bunkies! I'm sporting my hot pink Muppet coat and six inch nails ($300! I don't have to eat for the next couple of weeks). Not a great ensemble for power washing, but it'll look better with my new DD implants. 

Has everyone had a good week? I have been lazy and read a lot. Houseguest and I were panting to sit down and binge the new season of "Ted Lasso" but only one episode was available. Sadness reigned at Casa Mostly. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

what's the over under on Britney popping up this episode?

I‘d love to see Destinie making a cameo appearance, screaming that Shawn still owes her $30K.

[OoogleEyes]

Mason. Huh.

People who lie about stupid little things also lie about big not so stupid things. It's not cute at all.

Edited March 18, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

Chance spends a lot of time on Ancestry, I guess? Assembling his illustrious family tree. Snerk.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I‘d love to see Destinie making a cameo appearance, screaming that Shawn still owes her $30K.

YESSSSS

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance tells TayLer to go out to the car and look for loose change.

[Pepper Mostly]

Meanwhile, the waiter is kissing anything like a tip goodbye. 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chance tells TayLer to go out to the car and look for loose change.

At least he's not telling her to flash the waiter to distract him so they can run for the hills.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s remember that they are all fighting over Derek. I know, right?

[Pepper Mostly]

"WHAT'S UUUUUUUUP??? WHATS UUUUUUUUUUUUUP?????"

[Keywestclubkid]

that child is on the spectrum ... and hes gonna feel your wrath? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

that child is on the spectrum ... and hes gonna feel your wrath? 

You mean beating the autism out of him won’t work?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

that child is on the spectrum ... and hes gonna feel your wrath? 

Right? Its infuriating! And Justine looms over him telling him that he's wrong to feel what he feels and that his feelings aren't as important as kissing Michael's ass and catering to his fragile ego. Fuck the two of them. Poor kid deserves better. 

I'm really glad the thread is open early, I was just sitting here wondering how I'd kill half an hour before the show started! 

"Every time I see her she's reading a book"

"Its my escape from this crazy making environment"

Better that child reads than look around for felons to knock her up, just sayin'.

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

"Every time I see her she's reading a book"

That.....that......monster

[Pepper Mostly]

Mama Sara has straight gin in that water bottle.

[Ladystardust]

Sara, you are married to Shawn. Don't ever assume you're not minutes away from another pregnancy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Sara, you are married to Shawn. Don't ever assume you're not minutes away from another pregnancy.

She's probably pregnant again already. Better take a pregnancy test. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lance Reddick RIP

[Empress1]

Y’all, I had the LONGEST week at work. They tried to kill me, I swear. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

16 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I‘d love to see Destinie making a cameo appearance, screaming that Shawn still owes her $30K.

I'm sure the price has gone up by now.  You need to multiply $30K by 1.07 for 7% interest and whatever percentage entitled crazy equals.

15 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chance tells TayLer to go out to the car and look for loose change.

At least she won't have to push an inflated pool floaty out of the way to get to the seats.  

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Sara, you are married to Shawn. Don't ever assume you're not minutes away from another pregnancy.

I was thinking the same thing. I’m shocked that she isn’t already pregnant again.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Lance Reddick RIP

Yeah. That was a shocker. Such a talented human being 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I was thinking the same thing. I’m shocked that she isn’t already pregnant again.

I'm shocked we're not all pregnant just from watching him on TV.

[Keywestclubkid]

Bitch! BIIITCH, BITCH! hoe .. come on hoe ...lol

[Pepper Mostly]

Oof, poor mother Sara looks like she has some hard livin' behind her. 

But she's loving being on TV. She keeps glancing to the camera with a pleased expression.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ready for the main event!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Oh Monique, Derek's sisters had pure intentions.  They had intentions to get more TV time.  Now let me get back to posing on the ground in this parking lot with my genitals exposed to the world.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yay! The Return of Blaine! "I tell ya wut, I'd be more askeered a her right now than prizzon". Oh Blaine, never change. 

[Gobi]

I'm ready to throw down with any bitch ass slut ass hoe wearing a muppet costume! Start swingin'!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance haas been lying to you the whole time! His credit score isn’t as high as you we told!

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh yay! The Return of Blaine! "I tell ya wut, I'd be more askeered a her right now than prizzon". Oh Blaine, never change. 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Empress1]

Sarah’s bottom half was blurred in the sex swing. I … am upset.

[WaltersHair]

No one that shows up in a thong and pink fur coat has good intentions

[Keywestclubkid]

im standing here in the sex swing with cameras and crew standing around us HOW DARE YOU not be turned on ... that still kills me

[candall]

HEY!  I saw Derek pulling on Monique's sister's hairpiece!  Get out of there , little man!

[Gobi]

"Anthony is mommy's friend with benefits."

1 minute ago, candall said:

HEY!  I saw Derek pulling on Monique's sister's hairpiece!  Get out of there , little man!

He can reach that high?

[OoogleEyes]

Geeze. Getting this kid involved in the lies. This is creepy

[Auntie Anxiety]

Anthony is real father material. Like Shawn.

[Keywestclubkid]

being a parent is a lot different then hanging out once 

[JenE4]

Go play with mommy’s special friend. Teaching this kid to just go off with strange men. Yikes!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Good parenting here.  Take your daughter to meet your "friend" who just got out of rehab.  Tell her not to tell your husband where you were.  Send her off to play with him when she has never met him before. This show is one big lesson on how not to  parent. 

It reminds me of when I was on a plane and I said to someone, 'Parent is both a noun and a verb.  It is time for you to try the verb form."  It's a long tale . . . .

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Geeze. Getting this kid involved in the lies. This is creepy

And she’s going to say something. She’s 8.

… I mean, the kid knows Shawn isn’t her father. I think she was six when Shawn came into her life.

[Ladystardust]

This guy is going to disappear as soon as the cameras do. He just happened to get clean when Sara got out of jail and has tv cameras following her? Not when the poor kid was living with grandma while her mom was in jail.

[candall]

"My name's Anthony, but you can call me Daddy."

 

This whole manipulation Sarah's pulling--sacrificing her daughter so she can lap up some more attention, create some extra drama starring SARAH!!--just makes me outraged.

[Gobi]

"I'm thinking of all the memories with Sara. Of course, most of them are drug induced hallucinations."