S04.E13: No Kiss Friends

[PrincessPurrsALot]

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The Merrifields have a problem when Roberta learns the truth about Garrick and Lea; the Epps talk pros and cons of Bina and Janae; the Foleys discuss asking April to move in; the Jones kids meet Arielle; Danielle defends her devotion to the Davises.

Original air date 2022.08.29

ETA:  Next week is the season finale

[xwordfanatik]

Should be a good old dumpster fire!  Do we know if this ends the season?  I was hoping for a tell-all.

[suzeecat]

Watched early today on Discovery+, but don't worry, this is not a spoiler:

Garrick, close your mouth!  He always has his mouth hanging open, giving him a really dopey look. 

[South]

16 minutes ago, suzeecat said:

Watched early today on Discovery+, but don't worry, this is not a spoiler:

Garrick, close your mouth!  He always has his mouth hanging open, giving him a really dopey look. 

Definitely not a spoiler.  His stupid mouth hanging open will always be expected.  Strangely, we still comment!

[EtheltoTillie]

I watched early too.  Is it okay to post here after it airs on D+? 

[suev3333]

7 hours ago, suzeecat said:

 😂

Edited August 30, 2022 by suev3333
Sorry...just realized I posted too soon. My bad. And I couldn't get rid of the laughing emoji

[sainte-chapelle]

Trying to stay awake a little longer for this mess. I’m battling COVID and I a,

m just plain exhausted 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m seeking a sister wife who will come in and clean my house on a weekly basis. 

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Trying to stay awake a little longer for this mess. I’m battling COVID and I a,

m just plain exhausted 

I hope you get over this soon and back to normal.  My daughter had it last week but is much better (and neg) now

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Trying to stay awake a little longer for this mess. I’m battling COVID and I a,

m just plain exhausted 

Oy! What a blow you’ve been dealt. I think this might be the finale, but your health comes first. Maybe watching Garrick cry will perk you up.🤷‍♀️

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m seeking a sister wife who will come in and clean my house on a weekly basis. 

Me too! I might even share the hubby lol

Oh who am I kidding,  I'm not cut out for this 

[sainte-chapelle]

Yea my birthday is on SAturday so it will be a Covid birthday inside with the hubby with take out instead of a dinner out. He is negative even though we live in a small apartment 🤷‍♀️

Edited August 30, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

No, Dannnielllle, it was GARRICK who was comfortable about dating. Because he was horny for some new vage.

I wonder how much Marcus contributes financially to this set up. He probably doesn’t make much money as a state representative (one step above dog catcher). So, for him, what does he have to lose? The more, the merrier.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

No, Dannnielllle, it was GARRICK who was comfortable about dating. Because he was horny for some new vage.

I think she did kind of want to stick it to Roberta and passive aggressively put her in her place

[candall]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m seeking a sister wife who will come in and clean my house on a weekly basis. 

Me, too.  I need to free up some time for serious thinking.

[Grifter Lives]

They're worried about Janae's being out of town, but Marcus' job is in Cleveland, OH, not Florida.

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, candall said:

Me, too.  I need to free up some time for serious thinking.

This reminds me of an old boss I had who….I shit you not…scheduled thinking time in his calendar. I’d walk by his office and he would just be staring at the wall…telling me to come back later.

spoilers, he got fired.

Edited August 30, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

I was just going to say that Marcus will be a horn dog forever and fancies himself to be a real stud/pimp.

[candall]

My handy Directv guide has another episode listed for next week.

This thing is dragging out to MAFS lengths.  Aaaiyiii

[Auntie Anxiety]

How may more minutes are we going to be forced to listen to their rationalizations? Enough already.

[sainte-chapelle]

So wait is out of town girl now into it?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Marcus rocking the Timberland boots a la George Costanza.

Edited August 30, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Grifter Lives]

"Our forever person" - So, would Marcus welcome a man?

[Auntie Anxiety]

They should get the interpreter to become one of the wives. Then they can all communicate without the translation app.

[sainte-chapelle]

What is with the cowboy tie ? He looks like more of a dork than normal

[Maybeitsme]

Wow so Marcus is not going to ask either to join the family but still will remain strong friends with strong bonds, I think that means he will still "date:have sex" with them. Okay then...

[candall]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I was just going to say that Marcus will be a horn dog forever and fancies himself to be a real stud/pimp.

I was thinking about the various reasons the men cite as motivating factors for wanting the plural relationships.  I think Purple Pimpin' Nick is the only one who says his sex drive is so intense, it can't be directed at one single recipient.

[Grifter Lives]

So much snark in this scene:

• Ick's shiny shirt and bolero tie
• Bert's ordering caipirinhas, because she's so Brazilian
• The gang's echoing the order, "All of Us!" as if the waiter speaks English

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick, shut your pie hole and stop having Dannnniellllle make excuses for your behavior.

Edited August 30, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[sainte-chapelle]

Dani is not thrilled. She knows there will never be another person and Garrick will always side with her. Don’t overplay your hand yet Bert.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick gets called out. Dannnielllle realizes finally that he’s been lying this whole time. Roberta feels duped. Yeah, good times.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Dani is not thrilled. She knows there will never be another person and Garrick will always side with her. Don’t overplay your hand yet Bert.

I think that there was a millisecond of a smile - Duper's Delight.  Then, she immediately changed to her sad, hound dog face.  I am surprised that she didn't cry.  I'm surprised that the translator didn't cry, asking herself why she is there.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

I think that there was a millisecond of a smile - Duper's Delight.  Then, she immediately changed to her sad, hound dog face.  I am surprised that she didn't cry.  I'm surprised that the translator didn't cry, asking herself why she is there.

Ohh I saw Bert smirk a few times. She knows what she says doing.

[goofygirl]

19 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m seeking a sister wife who will come in and clean my house on a weekly basis. 

Me too!!  And I don't even HAVE a husband!!  I USED to but he passed away in 2007.  Does that still count??  

I wonder if old Bert is going to let hangdawg Ick even hold hands or kiss Dannnnnielle anymore??  Does he ever do that anyway?

[Maybeitsme]

OMG so Bert is mad, Danielle is acting like she's the guilty one and oh course Garrick plays the innocent 🙄 I can't stand him

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

And I don't even HAVE a husband!

Neither do I. There are no prerequisites.

Brenda and Skeeve, if you really want to do something special for April, let her go be a normal 21yo.

[Grifter Lives]

"It's like Christmas, every time we open a box."  Didn't they label them (e.g., "Shot Glasses")?

[Auntie Anxiety]

April’s behavior reminds me of my 7yo granddaughter.

[Maybeitsme]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Neither do I. There are no prerequisites.

Yes I always thought it was a religious thing but all these folks are just weirdos 

Edited August 30, 2022 by Maybeitsme
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[candall]

Okay, good.  I can handle one more week, but then they need to wrap this up.  I'm only paying attention to the stories with a "Danielle" character.

In non-Danielle segments, they only have Boat Guy and Lil' Marcus, right?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Skeeve, if you are mending fences with Jayden, don’t push her face into this shit.

Hahaha, Garrick would be bullshit if Roberta was kissing some other guy. 

[candall]

But God wanted Garrick to kiss Lea!  Tell her, Garrick!

[sainte-chapelle]

So remember how hard Ick came down on Dani for her jealousy? I don’t see that happening here. Bert will run this household.

[goofygirl]

Old Ick & Bertie bae are completely perfect for each other!!  They both CRY at the drop of a hat!!  Just look at Dannnnnnielle's face!!  She KNOWS this isn't going to end well.  Finally catching a clue.... DUH!

Edited August 30, 2022 by goofygirl

[Maybeitsme]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So remember how hard Ick came down on Dani for her jealousy? I don’t see that happening here. Bert will run this household.

Yes ma'am,  she already does 

If Bert joins this family she will be THE wife with no new potential wives and I'm sure Garrick will go along. It won't be long before she finds a way to marginalized Danielle or get rid of her altogether 

Edited August 30, 2022 by Maybeitsme

[Auntie Anxiety]

Danielle, stop being so fucking stupid.

[candall]

Oh good.  I like it when they showcase a non-crazy person to speak for the rest of us.

[sainte-chapelle]

So which Danielle has the lower self esteem?

[Auntie Anxiety]

That’s low calorie pizza and beer, right?

[South]

10 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

"It's like Christmas, every time we open a box."  Didn't they label them (e.g., "Shot Glasses")?

I was laughing as Brenda lined up all of the shot glasses.  I hope they are all hers and that she has a few good bottles of tequila in the pantry.