S04.E12: An Emotional Rollercoaster

[PrincessPurrsALot]

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The Merrifields book Bert's ticket to the US. Marcus' wives fume when he fails to come home from his date with Janae. The Foleys' son meets April and is shocked to learn her age. The Davises propose to Danielle, but she may not be ready for the next step.

Original air date 2022.08.22

Dannielle and Ick book a ticket for Bert.  Will she use it or cash it in?  

Marcus does not come home before curfew.  Who is surprised?  Anyone? Buehler?  He probably pretended his car wouldn't start and slept on the couch.  he is desperate for people to think that all the women want him. 

Boat boy's son realizes that dad's new dream spouse is close to his age.  Hasn't he figured out yet that his father is simply looking for someone young and foolish enough to get involved with him?  

Finally, it's proposal day for philosopher Nick, April, Jennifer, and one-N Danielle.  Will the sentient bobblehead catch a clue and run away? 

[candall]

Janae??  Is she still milking the SSW day-rate budget?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here we go. What’s the next “impediment” to Bert coming to the US? I’m on the edge of my seat. While Garrick goes to the hang out on the beach by himself and ponders his life.

No matter how hard she tries, Dannnnieelllllee really isn’t into this sister wife thing.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Roberta wasn’t comfortable about having another wife, but Garrick has needs!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Here we go. Bert wants to assert her dominance as top bitch

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, amigos! Skidding in just in time to see Dannnnnnielle's whinging. .Jesus, these people. 

[Alapaki]

Oy with the “sister” and “husband” from the Merrifields. Like some fucked up Berenstain Bears!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wee Marcus doing the walk of shame, except for the fact that he has none.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ooooh, Marcus, the sleaze just radiates from him. What a fucking creep.

[candall]

Dannnnnnielle looks very pretty in her turquoise beach cover and long braid.

To me, Dannnnnnielle is the poster girl for women who feel pressured into doing backflips so they don't wind up trying to single-parent their children with food stamps.

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"I fell asleep."  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Bert,…maybe now you will see him for who he is….Dani has no power here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Marcus thinks he can tap dance out of this with his gaslighting skills.

[sainte-chapelle]

No Dani…if you said no Bert would still be here…you would be out of the picture 

[Auntie Anxiety]

We need campaign slogans for Wee Marcus’ next run for office.

[sainte-chapelle]

«  I fell asleep «   That was the excuse my boyfriend gave me when we were 17. Dude got his fuck on…trust. I am embarrassed for the new girl, I thought she knew better.

Edited August 23, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

No Dani…if you said no Bert would still be here…you would be out of the picture 

Dani is out of the picture anyway, she just doesn't know it yet. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Danielle is overwhelmed by Nick’s eyeshadow. The proposal is secondary.

[sainte-chapelle]

I want one of the sister wives to fall asleep at a dudes house and say it isn’t a big deal. He is gaslighting trash. The phone is the issue. Sure Jan.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Scintillating conversation between WhatshisName and Preston. What a fucking asshole Steve(?) is. Your kids aren’t okay with this. They come first. They didn’t ask to be part of this weirdness. 

[Pepper Mostly]

God, all of these men are just so skeevy and creepy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

April, the kids aren’t thrilled with Brenda either. 

[Alapaki]

April’s boobs confound me.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes, Brenda's natural charm and easy, friendly manner are real assets here. 

[tabloidlover]

Bina is far too fine with Marcus’ bs demands.   I’d have told him to eff off on my way out the door.

where in earth does he find this confidence??

[candall]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Dani is out of the picture anyway, she just doesn't know it yet. 

Yeah, she's hanging on to the edge of the cliff with her fingernails.  Garrick is SUCH A DICK.  Dannnnnielle is sweet, she's cute, she's obviously devoted to pleasing him, even to her own detriment and heartbreak, and all he wants is this multi-wife power trip and fresh vag.

Oh, he makes me so mad.  But on the other hand, everyone else is boring.  : )

[Auntie Anxiety]

April you’re only 21. Go live your life. You’re much too young to know what you want.

[Maybeitsme]

I never saw a tear out of Danielle tonight as much as she pretended. It was pretty weird,  we all know the Merrifield waters run deep and wide but tonight Danielle was fakey.

I still don't like Burt

[Alapaki]

April is such an immature 21. 

[Pepper Mostly]

I just want to grab that kid and hustle him into a waiting car. There is no way he needs to be in the middle of this horribly awkward situation. And the smug, cock of the walk look on Steve's face makes me itch to slap him, 

[candall]

WHAT?!?  "I need you to be accessible when I want you to be accessible" are words I'd be repeating to the homicide detective.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

April you’re only 21. Go live your life. You’re much too young to know what you want.

What 21 year old woman actually wants to be in a weird melange like this? Shouldn't she be at karaoke, doing shots of Jager with her friends, not playing canasta with boring old Steve and Brenda? When she's not playing hide the salami, anyway. 

[tabloidlover]

Someone please explain what Nick actually has to offer other than perpetual mansplaining… I cannot get through a single sentence of his without my eyes rolling into the back of my head. 

Edited August 23, 2022 by tabloidlover

[Auntie Anxiety]

I get the distinct feeling that Steve blames his ex-wife (Brenda’s former sister wife) for “poisoning” the kids’ minds about his lifestyle choices. He doesn’t seem to have any idea that he’s a selfish dick. Fuck him.

[Maybeitsme]

Steve is a total skeeve to be in relationship with this girl

Oh gosh, giggle 

[sainte-chapelle]

Sorry I am confused but is the who is the mother of the children? 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, candall said:

WHAT?!?  "I need you to be accessible when I want you to be accessible" are words I'd be repeating to the homicide detective.

Right? who does this twit think he is? 

Wow, Ick is actually touching Dannnnielle's shoulder. What the hell?

Edited August 23, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Roberta is making her move. Goodbye, Dannnnnieeeelllllleee.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

WHAT?!?  "I need you to be accessible when I want you to be accessible" are words I'd be repeating to the homicide detective.

This. Funny how he can disappear all night and he sees it as no big deal yet expects total obedience from his wives….and polygamy isn’t misogynistic

[Auntie Anxiety]

Marcus is so little and probably has a small dick as well. No wonder he feels the need to have numerous losers women fighting over him. 

[Alapaki]

Amazing how God always tells Gerrick what Gerrick wants to hear.  At least the other sleazy men come by their infidelity on its own terms. 

[Pepper Mostly]

He's flying all these women in? 

They have a long distance relationship? 

How do these women not projectile vomit in his sleazy presence?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Marcus: I need you to be accessible when I need you to be accessible.

Me: And I need you to stop being an asshole.

[Pepper Mostly]

And now he's bloviating about "mutual respect"?? 

MOVE PAST IT BY DUMPING THIS MINIATURE MANCHILD. 

[candall]

Bert:  Look, I just want to be The Wife and have my name on the checking account and your old swag over there can raise the kids and keep the fridge stocked and the house clean.  I don't want to hear about MORE wives.  Got it?  Oh, and for the love of all things holy, stop sniveling.

[sainte-chapelle]

Bert will never be ready. Dani will be out and Bert and Garrick will have kids  and monogamy until he tires of her 

[Alapaki]

Ima need to marinate on all this myself. 

[Maybeitsme]

Roberta has picked up the weight for sure ( haven't we  all) but Garrick can't keep his hands off of her. He really loves her. I think Lea was all Danielle trying to ... Idk ..something 

I feel sorry for Danielle but she needs to tell her husband the truth and do something to make her happy

[sainte-chapelle]

Run Bina. He is trying to control you.

3 minutes ago, Alapaki said:

Ima need to marinate on all this myself. 

He can marinate in my urine this controlling piece of garbage 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Bert:  Look, I just want to be The Wife and have my name on the checking account and your old swag over there can raise the kids and keep the fridge stocked and the house clean.  I don't want to hear about MORE wives.  Got it?  Oh, and for the love of all things holy, stop sniveling.

Exactly. Bert's just cementing her place in the pecking order. Ick and Dannnnielle are already divorced, she wants to be sure she can get to Colorado and get a ring on her finger. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I wonder how much Nick contributed toward the purchase of the engagement ring. It seems like he hasn’t given this whole thing too much thought. 😂