90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[magemaud]

The commercial for this week is cracking me up. We saw Nicole going to great lengths to get Lidia to look sexy for her meeting with Scott but now she’s confronting him with “How many woman has you es-leep with?”

[Quof]

Scott "How many children did your mother have with a married man? Oh, all of them?"

[KateHearts]

On 5/2/2023 at 2:13 PM, FrancescaFiore said:

I don't have kids so I don't know whether all kids are as whiny and insufferable as Jessica's kids, but daaaaammn! She's raising a couple of entitled, petulant little jerks. And what was with her not lifting a finger to get her picky-ass son's breakfast? I already feel like Juan is getting treated like he's the help.

We've seen this before: with Sherlon, and on 90 day (Ron and Tiffany). "I need to teach [man name] how to step up and be a father to my kids so I'm just going to essentially drop the kid(s) on him and he'd better SHOW ME HE'S WORTHY! Always fails- spectacularly.

Scott has a weird mouth that looks like a cat's. Add to that the gross attitude, the "look at my muscles" tank top (on a plane?) and his obvious disappointment that a) she can't communicate with him (he could have studied some Spanish, perhaps?) and b) won't sleep with him on night 1 and he's a solid NO.

What do we think the "bad news" is that nudie-girl received the minute she landed? Let's poll: he has another girlfriend (shocker!); he impregnated another woman; he watches women online sitting on cakes; he has 3 other wives...

April's scene with her "patient" was so, so fake. First of all, if she is an intensivist (I think she said that), then she doesn't see people in an exam room and take their blood pressure like a primary care doc- her patients are ICU patients and she surely isn't going to take their vitals and tell them "keep exercising and I'll see you in a month!" Such amazing fakery. Her germophobia and OCD are painful to watch and why, oh why, does she think she should go on TV and expose not only her neuroses, but her sex life? And sorry, but it's hard to believe she has multiple professions and still is opening gyms and dealerships far away. Very suspect.

Lidia and her daughter at the "party" where they were giving her sex toys? Just no. Ugh. The thought of my mother discussing having sex, or my daughter giving me underwear that "can be taken off with his mouth!" makes me nauseous. Please, please stop. The added squealing and screaming over the "gifts" was disgusting. 

Edited May 5, 2023 by KateHearts

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola peeps! I am hoping that my stuffed full of over the counter cold medicine self can hang in with these twits for the next hour. I'm relying on your support.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Glad you’re here, @Pepper Mostly. Misery loves company.

[Hotel Snarker]

PTers very week: What a GREAT episode!

Me, wondering: Show me where you’re hiding the script.

Happy Monday evening, Snarkville! I want your snark once again to be as cute as a valentine, because that is how it tops everything else.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, I'm just glad I tuned in right on time--otherwise I might not have known that Carlos and Valentine are both tops! 

Jessica wants Juan to "tend to her". Oy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jessica has morning sickness. What a martyr! Because no one has ever had morning sickness before.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jessica has morning sickness. What a martyr! Because no one has ever had morning sickness before.

She will be leading Juan a merry dance for every minute of this pregnancy, won't she? She's still using her miscarriage scare as a club to beat him with. 

[Hotel Snarker]

They got pregnant ON PURPOSE? Wait, what?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Umm, maybe you should have thought about Juan being absent for the blessed event before you “accidentally” got pregnant.

[kacesq]

I’ve never seen people so smug about poor life decisions…

I don’t like Jessica. At all. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, isn't this sweet? They're canoodling and getting all schmoopy with her friend in the room. THAT's not uncomfortable, nope.

[kacesq]

@Pepper Mostly are you feeling better?

Pero! My one Spanish word. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Skin crawling time now that Scott’s on my tv.

[Hotel Snarker]

I really need these people to stop getting pregnant by their vacation hookups!

[kacesq]

Aw look at Nicole spending all her reality show moolah.

[judylo]

Pero, pero, pero …

[Frozendiva]

Yo quiero. I think Taco Bell.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

@Pepper Mostly are you feeling better?

No, I feel terrible! But today I had a bunch of cold medicine and tea instacart-ed to my house, and I slept all afternoon, so I feel fairly confident that I can make through the next hour. Though the cackling of Lidia and Nicole threatens to do me in.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I’ve never seen people so smug about poor life decisions…

I don’t like Jessica. At all. 

She doesn’t give two shits about how her kids will feel about having a new sibling.

[Frozendiva]

Raining here today.

Jessica, have a trial run to see if Juan can be a stable parent. Not add another baby so soon.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Scott is such a fucking asshole. He thinks his comments are so witty.

[Pepper Mostly]

Scott is utterly repellent and a creep.

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s none of Lidia or Nicole’s business how many women Scott has been with post divorce.

[kacesq]

Nicole is really playing to the cameras. Can CHantel show up and cut her down to size?

[Frozendiva]

The show attracts the creepy slime.

[Pepper Mostly]

Nicole: How many girlfriends have you had after the divorce? 

Scott: Uh....I can't count that high.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hard to believe there are more than ten women willing to have sex with Scott.

[Shelbie]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hard to believe there are more than ten women willing to have sex with Scott.

So hard to believe that I don’t. He is a liar.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Nicole is really playing to the cameras.

HOW MANY WOMANS HAS YOU SLIPT WEET?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Carlos, Too Much Information. I don’t need to know about penetration.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Nicole: How many girlfriends have you had after the divorce? 

Scott: Uh....I can't count that high.

Uh oh. If he was a woman, he would have a high body count. Only thing that Lidia needs to know is if he is married or otherwise involved, and has kids.

[judylo]

Nicole had a lot of plastic surgery, didn’t she?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Carlos, Too Much Information. I don’t need to know about penetration.

It is 6 pm here. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is it a banner year for ticks or did I just forget because I didn’t have a dog for a while?

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hard to believe there are more than ten women willing to have sex with Scott.

This is really fucking odd and pretty creepy.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is it a banner year for ticks or did I just forget because I didn’t have a dog for a while?

Houseguest's family were up to visit last weekend and rented an Air B&B in the next town and they ALL picked up ticks! I was horrified. 

[kacesq]

April loves April. A lot.

[Pepper Mostly]

April loves her luxury hotel in Santo Domingo, you mean.

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

So hard to believe that I don’t. He is a liar.

Even WORSE, even MORE HORRIFYING, it must be past five. And to compound the issue, he must smell like pooey in bed. 💩

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s nice that April can leave her medical office/car dealership/insurance business/etc. to make a trip to see Valentin.

[kacesq]

Wait they don’t have a language in common? I dunno. I don’t know if you can have a real connection without being able to freely communicate. 

[Pepper Mostly]

What does Valentine do? Personal trainer? Life coach? Poet? Artist? Bartender? 

[Frozendiva]

Love is it’s own language.

[Eldemarge]

I have not seen this show before but I support y'all's snark.

 

[judylo]

Trainer.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What does Valentine do? Personal trainer? Life coach? Poet? Artist? Bartender? 

Depends on the day of the week.

I’m not getting any vibe about April and Valentin being in love, do you? It seems like she’s on a business trip.

[kacesq]

April there’s this thing called google. You can find out information say…about world capitals…there…

but what do I know? I’m not a doctor entrepreneur influencer…

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What does Valentine do? Personal trainer? Life coach? Poet? Artist? Bartender? 

He bangs desperate vacationing Americans.