90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[FrancescaFiore]

This picture is likely the only redeeming thing about Scott. Because let's be real: he doesn't speak Spanish, Lidia doesn't speak English. How much real, deep conversation could they have possibly had? Both of them seem super focused on sex, too. This is just an international booty call, not a romance. 

[Quof]

34 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

How much real, deep conversation could they have possibly had? Both of them seem super focused on sex, too. This is just an international booty call,

Are you new to this franchise?

[Pepper Mostly]

HOLA!! HOLA!!! ANY OF YOU FOREIGNERS SPEAK ENGLISH? EEEEEN-GLISH????

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Hoi snarkers! This Monday was very busy for me, and I’mjustaboutreadytowinddownandsnark hmmmmrmmmrmmmm maybe some Love in Prrrrdiiiiiies hrmalrmalrm…yeeeeeeaaaaaahhh

[Frozendiva]

I speak snark.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hark! The lively steel drums tell us that we are in the sunny Caribbean! 

Scott, having cut an erotic swath through all the local cuties, is spreading his manly net further afield. 

[Hotel Snarker]

To quote the forgotten harpy Ella from last year, I SPEAK INGLAAAAAAAYYYYYYYSSS!

[kacesq]

I preemptively dislike Jessica. Another “my children are everything…oh look dick!” chick…

[Frozendiva]

Nice vacation house.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jessica will drone on and on about "the boys", won't she? 

She uses the phrase "father figure" in 3, 2....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hola, amigos! Did anyone bring a translator app?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hola, amigos! Did anyone bring a translator app?

Nah, just talk really loudly and slowly, you'll be fine. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jessica will drone on and on about "the boys", won't she? 

She uses the phrase "father figure" in 3, 2....

Aren’t these her kids with her ex? Is he present? Or does she want to pretend he doesn’t exist so Juan can be the bestest daddy.

And of course she’s knocked up.

Dayton and Dawson….is the next kid Daytona? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Those ginger children are gonna burn so bad in the equatorial sun…

[sainte-chapelle]

Hi all, first time watching so I have no idea who these people are….who should I hate?

[Auntie Anxiety]

How wonderful! She’s pregnant and the father is a teenager. May I remind you all again—she’s a therapist, for fuck’s sake.

[Pepper Mostly]

Do not, under any circumstances, take a shot every time Jessica says "the boys". You will die.

[kacesq]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Hi all, first time watching so I have no idea who these people are….who should I hate?

All of them. It’s just easier that way.

[Frozendiva]

It is going to be hard to make a blended family. The kids may have issues.

[Hotel Snarker]

She’s pregnant, of course.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

And of course she’s knocked up.

Dayton and Dawson….is the next kid Daytona? 

Dirigible? Desktop? Dash Riprock?

[Shelbie]

He looks about 14.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

She’s pregnant, of course.

Good lord is the guy even legal age?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Hi all, first time watching so I have no idea who these people are….who should I hate?

That’s cute.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

All of them. It’s just easier that way.

Well, it saves time. 

[kacesq]

A smart beautiful woman. Can’t wait to find out what’s wrong with her that caused her to be on this shitshow?

[sainte-chapelle]

She’s a doctor ? She is very beautiful..why is she on this show?

[judylo]

Renaissance woman! What is she doing here?

[Frozendiva]

April has a nice car and heels.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yeah, is this woman’s name Leida? She has a finger in everything. A Renaissance woman. I’m calling bullshit one her. 

[Shelbie]

Why would a critical care doctor be on this show ? There must be something really wrong with her.

[kacesq]

Oh I get it she says ValenTIN the way Libby says Andrrrrrrei….

[sainte-chapelle]

Ahhh so she wants a boy toy who will sit at home and dote on her…got it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

A smart beautiful woman. Can’t wait to find out what’s wrong with her that caused her to be on this shitshow?

She, (like me) is also a ballerina, a cowgirl, and an astronaut. 

[Mr. Miner]

He’s considerate, attractive and his dick is as big as my arm.

[Hotel Snarker]

She is so gorgeous and accomplished. It feels a little crazy to me that she is on the show. But it makes me want things to work out for her. But I'm skeptical it will.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She, (like me) is also a ballerina, a cowgirl, and an astronaut. 

You forgot the Queen of England.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Why would a critical care doctor be on this show ? There must be something really wrong with her.

She's a doctor, a lawyer, and an Indian chief! 

Seriously, a car dealership? What's wrong with this picture? 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

You forgot the Queen of England.

Romania

[judylo]

He’s not that cute. I’ll take the other boy toy.

[kacesq]

Just now, judylo said:

He’s not that cute. I’ll take the other boy toy.

Right? I feel like she could do better.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Too bad your parents didn’t put a lot of pressure on you to learn proper grammar, as in “my siblings and me.”

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, judylo said:

Renaissance woman! What is she doing here?

What HASN’T she done?

[kacesq]

Anyone been to the DR? I’ve never been. Wonder if it’s as nice as all these people make it out to be..l

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

You forgot the Queen of England.

Queen of Romania, please! 

Her dad put a lot of pressure on her. He's a retired judge. Bet he's thrilled that she hawks fancy cars in an economically depressed country. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Maybe she is deeply insecure and doesn’t want a man who is smarter or more accomplished than she is

[Hotel Snarker]

She’s a doctor but afraid to tell her family about her boyfriend?! Hahahaha….okaaaay.

[Pepper Mostly]

She has all these accomplishments and does not speak Spanish? I have questions. Clearly if she can go to law school AND med school she can spend a few minutes a day on Duolingo.

[sainte-chapelle]

Of course he does he wants your money and to live off you…foolish woman

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Too bad your parents didn’t put a lot of pressure on you to learn proper grammar, as in “my siblings and me.”

He doesn’t have no money.