90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

I use half the amount of detergent than is called for in the directions as per the advice of my washing machine repair man.

I’m not sure how I feel about someone cooking my dinner naked. Oh, yes I am. It grosses me out.

[Frozendiva]

Cooking in the nude? Don’t think so.

[Pepper Mostly]

He made her put on pants. What a monster. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jordan, bless your heart.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Burn some sage, recite some psalms, plant a banana tree. Easy peasy.

And then Zoom call your fortune teller.

[Shelbie]

Jordan just thinks she is the cutest and quirkiest woman on earth.🙄

[kacesq]

Jordan needed a home equity loan? Kink doesn’t pay what it used to…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jordan gets pushed falls off the boat next time she’s together with her soulmate, Everton.

[kacesq]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Jordan just thinks she is the cutest and quirkiest woman on earth.🙄

She hasn’t met the rest of the franchise’s quirky ladies yet!

[magemaud]

Is Jordan wearing Kabuki makeup? 
and I hate her eyebrows 

Edited April 25, 2023 by magemaud

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve lost count of Everton’s red flags.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Jordan needed a home equity loan? Kink doesn’t pay what it used to…

She needs to consult with Stephanie, stat. I mean, even burdened with her illness, she was able to make enough cash selling farts in a jar to buy herself a brand new house. Jordan's missing the bus.

[kacesq]

Her face is a different color than her body. Also…she’s dumb dumb dumb…

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jordan, bless your heart.

TLC. The Learning Channel. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

Jordan just thinks she is the cutest and quirkiest woman on earth.🙄

All she needs is a unicorn onesie. 

[kacesq]

Jordan is the Wish version of Kyle Richards.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why? Why? Why would your long distance, on and off boyfriend be the power of attorney?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Why? Why? Why would your long distance, on and off boyfriend be the power of attorney?

That’s a rhetorical question, right?

[Frozendiva]

New CDAN blind involving some possible 90 day types in the couples thread.

[Auntie Anxiety]

At least we can be thankful that the show is only one hour tonight.

[Hotel Snarker]

Juan is in for a rude awakening.

[magemaud]

The UPS drivers must fight over Jordan’s route 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, magemaud said:

The UPS drivers must fight over Jordan’s route 

And happily bring all the packages (heh) into the house for her.

[Frozendiva]

Scott has a big chin.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Scott has some creepy bad dental implants.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

At least we can be thankful that the show is only one hour tonight.

Thank Christ. I would die. 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

And happily bring all the packages (heh) into the house for her.

"You can bring in my packages if you know what I mean"

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s a rhetorical question, right?

I mean, she MUST be a famewhore, all hugging her friends with her bare ass.

Ahhhhhhhh…..The Learning Channel. 

[Frozendiva]

What is wrong with wearing something comfortable to the airport?

[magemaud]

Scott and Lidia will have to rely on their “love language” 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, magemaud said:

Scott and Lidia will have to rely on their “love language” 

If you know what I mean

[kacesq]

One way to avoid the language barrier is to only date someone you can communicate with sans translator….just a wild thought.

[Auntie Anxiety]

If I didn’t hate Scott before the arrival, I loathe him now. Men should not wear tank tops. Ever.

[Hotel Snarker]

Good God, this guy is just off putting in so many ways. He would absolutely make my jay jay dry up.

And what keeps bugging me is the fact that he looks like he birthed his dog. I mean, it’s uncanny! He has that dogface. Something tells me he is hiding porn in his household somewhere…

[Pepper Mostly]

Scott busts a move right in the middle of the airport. Run for your lives.

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Something tells me he is hiding porn in his household somewhere…

Oh honey. He's not hiding it.

[Hotel Snarker]

BAM, both hands right in the cooch.

The FUCKING TANK TOP.

[magemaud]

Scott looks like a thumb 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Juan is way out of his depth wrt the instant family. He himself appears to be barely 18yo.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK peeps, I'm out. Have a wonderful week! See some of you Friday for Love After Lockup! I love you all, MWAH!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

And what keeps bugging me is the fact that he looks like he birthed his dog. I mean, it’s uncanny! He has that dogface. Something tells me he is hiding porn in his household somewhere…

I mentioned that last week and I just can’t unsee it!

[Hotel Snarker]

Another Valentine? Cripes!

[judylo]

11 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

New CDAN blind involving some possible 90 day types in the couples thread.

Ooh! Just skimmed it so far. Any guesses? I’m still waiting to find out about the guy who threatened his partner. My money is on Mahmoud.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good evening, all. Have a fun filled week. Enjoy what appears to be spring (it’s still very chilly up here in the Northeast). Au revoir.

[Hotel Snarker]

Welp…that snark was fire in the barrel! I enjoyed you guys’ company, and until we meet again next time, it’ll get even more raunchy here on this learning channel! Tee hee!

Have a great rest of your week everyone. I hope I can get over this bug. Peace out. ✌️ 

[magemaud]

15 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

An eyelash artist? For real? I saw once, in an article, someone referred to, without irony, as a "pie artist". Surely this is the end times. 

I remember one time when Judge Judy asked a woman if she had a job she replied that she was a “sandwich artiste”. She worked at Subway! 

14 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Another Valentine? Cripes!

This one is a ValenTEEN (with no random capital L inserted for extra pretentiousness) 

Edited April 25, 2023 by magemaud

[magemaud]

15 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

Scott has a big chin.

You know what they say about guys with big chins...no wait, that's feet, right? 

[Texasmom1970]

21 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

If you know what I mean

Unfortunately I do, but trying not to think about it. 🤢

[Meowwww]

No.  No.  NO NO NO NO NO with Lydia and Sister Pedro!!!!!!   I can’t stand them.  Urgggghhhhhh.  Get them off my screen !  They are not funny or cute.  Sister Pedro’s voice breaks my ears. 

Edited April 26, 2023 by Meowwww

[FrancescaFiore]

On 4/24/2023 at 5:19 PM, Auntie Anxiety said:

I find Scott extremely unappealing.

Dude has THE weirdest philtrum I've ever seen on a human. It makes his face look apeish. He also has enormous teeth. He's just super cartoonish looking. Reminds me of Magilla Gorilla (a reference for those of us who are of a certain age & grew up watching cartoons).

Edited to say that I just looked up Magilla Gorilla and Grape Ape. I've concluded that Scott looks more like Grape Ape. Just... philtrum-wise.

Edited April 26, 2023 by FrancescaFiore

[Frozendiva]

I remember the reruns of Magilla Gorilla. 

[magemaud]

this picture says it all for me: 

On 4/25/2023 at 9:20 PM, Meowwww said:

Sister Pedro’s voice breaks my ears

The shrieking! She can have her teeth straightened, boobs enlarged and all sorts of other procedures, but I still think of Olive Oyl when I see her scrawny ass and chinless face

Edited April 27, 2023 by magemaud