Auntie Anxiety April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 I use half the amount of detergent than is called for in the directions as per the advice of my washing machine repair man. I’m not sure how I feel about someone cooking my dinner naked. Oh, yes I am. It grosses me out. 3 1 Link to comment
Frozendiva April 25, 2023 Author Share April 25, 2023 Cooking in the nude? Don’t think so. 2 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 He made her put on pants. What a monster. 2 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Burn some sage, recite some psalms, plant a banana tree. Easy peasy. And then Zoom call your fortune teller. 1 2 Link to comment
Shelbie April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 Jordan just thinks she is the cutest and quirkiest woman on earth.🙄 1 2 3 Link to comment
kacesq April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 Jordan needed a home equity loan? Kink doesn’t pay what it used to… 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 Jordan gets pushed falls off the boat next time she’s together with her soulmate, Everton. 3 Link to comment
kacesq April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 Just now, Shelbie said: Jordan just thinks she is the cutest and quirkiest woman on earth.🙄 She hasn’t met the rest of the franchise’s quirky ladies yet! 3 Link to comment
magemaud April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 (edited) Is Jordan wearing Kabuki makeup? and I hate her eyebrows Edited April 25, 2023 by magemaud 1 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 I’ve lost count of Everton’s red flags. 2 1 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 Just now, kacesq said: Jordan needed a home equity loan? Kink doesn’t pay what it used to… She needs to consult with Stephanie, stat. I mean, even burdened with her illness, she was able to make enough cash selling farts in a jar to buy herself a brand new house. Jordan's missing the bus. 2 1 6 Link to comment
kacesq April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 Her face is a different color than her body. Also…she’s dumb dumb dumb… 1 1 1 1 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Jordan, bless your heart. TLC. The Learning Channel. 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 1 minute ago, Shelbie said: Jordan just thinks she is the cutest and quirkiest woman on earth.🙄 All she needs is a unicorn onesie. 1 1 Link to comment
kacesq April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 Jordan is the Wish version of Kyle Richards. 1 2 1 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 Why? Why? Why would your long distance, on and off boyfriend be the power of attorney? 1 1 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 Just now, Hotel Snarker said: Why? Why? Why would your long distance, on and off boyfriend be the power of attorney? That’s a rhetorical question, right? 5 Link to comment
Frozendiva April 25, 2023 Author Share April 25, 2023 New CDAN blind involving some possible 90 day types in the couples thread. 1 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 At least we can be thankful that the show is only one hour tonight. 1 2 Link to comment
magemaud April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 The UPS drivers must fight over Jordan’s route 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 Just now, magemaud said: The UPS drivers must fight over Jordan’s route And happily bring all the packages (heh) into the house for her. 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 Scott has some creepy bad dental implants. 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: At least we can be thankful that the show is only one hour tonight. Thank Christ. I would die. 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: And happily bring all the packages (heh) into the house for her. "You can bring in my packages if you know what I mean" 3 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: That’s a rhetorical question, right? I mean, she MUST be a famewhore, all hugging her friends with her bare ass. Ahhhhhhhh…..The Learning Channel. Link to comment
Frozendiva April 25, 2023 Author Share April 25, 2023 What is wrong with wearing something comfortable to the airport? 1 Link to comment
magemaud April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 Scott and Lidia will have to rely on their “love language” 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 Just now, magemaud said: Scott and Lidia will have to rely on their “love language” If you know what I mean 4 Link to comment
kacesq April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 One way to avoid the language barrier is to only date someone you can communicate with sans translator….just a wild thought. 4 2 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 If I didn’t hate Scott before the arrival, I loathe him now. Men should not wear tank tops. Ever. 1 5 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 Good God, this guy is just off putting in so many ways. He would absolutely make my jay jay dry up. And what keeps bugging me is the fact that he looks like he birthed his dog. I mean, it’s uncanny! He has that dogface. Something tells me he is hiding porn in his household somewhere… 1 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 Scott busts a move right in the middle of the airport. Run for your lives. Just now, Hotel Snarker said: Something tells me he is hiding porn in his household somewhere… Oh honey. He's not hiding it. 8 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 BAM, both hands right in the cooch. The FUCKING TANK TOP. 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 Juan is way out of his depth wrt the instant family. He himself appears to be barely 18yo. 3 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 OK peeps, I'm out. Have a wonderful week! See some of you Friday for Love After Lockup! I love you all, MWAH! 1 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said: And what keeps bugging me is the fact that he looks like he birthed his dog. I mean, it’s uncanny! He has that dogface. Something tells me he is hiding porn in his household somewhere… I mentioned that last week and I just can’t unsee it! 1 2 Link to comment
judylo April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 11 minutes ago, Frozendiva said: New CDAN blind involving some possible 90 day types in the couples thread. Ooh! Just skimmed it so far. Any guesses? I’m still waiting to find out about the guy who threatened his partner. My money is on Mahmoud. 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 Good evening, all. Have a fun filled week. Enjoy what appears to be spring (it’s still very chilly up here in the Northeast). Au revoir. 1 2 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 Welp…that snark was fire in the barrel! I enjoyed you guys’ company, and until we meet again next time, it’ll get even more raunchy here on this learning channel! Tee hee! Have a great rest of your week everyone. I hope I can get over this bug. Peace out. ✌️ 3 Link to comment
magemaud April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 (edited) 15 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said: An eyelash artist? For real? I saw once, in an article, someone referred to, without irony, as a "pie artist". Surely this is the end times. I remember one time when Judge Judy asked a woman if she had a job she replied that she was a “sandwich artiste”. She worked at Subway! 14 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said: Another Valentine? Cripes! This one is a ValenTEEN (with no random capital L inserted for extra pretentiousness) Edited April 25, 2023 by magemaud 3 Link to comment
magemaud April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 15 hours ago, Frozendiva said: Scott has a big chin. You know what they say about guys with big chins...no wait, that's feet, right? 3 Link to comment
Texasmom1970 April 25, 2023 Share April 25, 2023 21 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said: If you know what I mean Unfortunately I do, but trying not to think about it. 🤢 Link to comment
Meowwww April 26, 2023 Share April 26, 2023 (edited) No. No. NO NO NO NO NO with Lydia and Sister Pedro!!!!!! I can’t stand them. Urgggghhhhhh. Get them off my screen ! They are not funny or cute. Sister Pedro’s voice breaks my ears. Edited April 26, 2023 by Meowwww 1 1 Link to comment
FrancescaFiore April 26, 2023 Share April 26, 2023 (edited) On 4/24/2023 at 5:19 PM, Auntie Anxiety said: I find Scott extremely unappealing. Dude has THE weirdest philtrum I've ever seen on a human. It makes his face look apeish. He also has enormous teeth. He's just super cartoonish looking. Reminds me of Magilla Gorilla (a reference for those of us who are of a certain age & grew up watching cartoons). Edited to say that I just looked up Magilla Gorilla and Grape Ape. I've concluded that Scott looks more like Grape Ape. Just... philtrum-wise. Edited April 26, 2023 by FrancescaFiore 1 4 Link to comment
Frozendiva April 26, 2023 Author Share April 26, 2023 I remember the reruns of Magilla Gorilla. Link to comment
magemaud April 27, 2023 Share April 27, 2023 (edited) this picture says it all for me: On 4/25/2023 at 9:20 PM, Meowwww said: Sister Pedro’s voice breaks my ears The shrieking! She can have her teeth straightened, boobs enlarged and all sorts of other procedures, but I still think of Olive Oyl when I see her scrawny ass and chinless face Edited April 27, 2023 by magemaud 1 2 Link to comment
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