90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Interesting...isn't people food hard on dogs' health? So is it love for his dog, or indulging his weird fantasies?

An ice cream cone for a large dog like that probably wouldn’t be that big a deal. 

[Frozendiva]

It takes time to get to know the kids and learn to love them. It is not automatic.

[Hotel Snarker]

Two months? Oh lord. How old is this sweet child?

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

How old is Juan? He looks about 18.

He sure acts it.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Those kids don’t need to be a party to this! I’m a dinosaur and think the kids come first. She’s a fucking mental health counselor. 

Mental health counseling is rapidly spiraling downward. I am in a mandatory training right now that has me screaming with frustration. Do what? What? You've gotta be kidding. 

[Pepper Mostly]

That one kid of Jessica's is a whining, petulant little fella, isn't he? I love little boys  but this one is working my LAST nerve. Already. 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

That one kid of Jessica's is a whining, petulant little fella, isn't he? I love little boys  but this one is working my LAST nerve. Already. 

Well, when you're used to being someones' whole world, it's hard to hear "No".

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Mental health counseling is rapidly spiraling downward. I am in a mandatory training right now that has me screaming with frustration. Do what? What? You've gotta be kidding. 

Sadly, the rapid spiraling downward applies to a lot of work product out there. I’d probably be screaming right beside you. 

[LEILANI2]

He sounds exactly like Daniel.

[Hotel Snarker]

She didn't give her a fiancee a heads up about the videos she makes? They should not be engaged. There is clearly serious stuff they have not discussed. She must be on OnlyFans.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That one kid of Jessica's is a whining, petulant little fella, isn't he? I love little boys  but this one is working my LAST nerve. Already. 

He got the rewritten script from the producer. 

[LEILANI2]

Poor kids... I don't think it's appropriate for her to be doing this to the poor boys.

[Cementhead]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

How old is Juan? He looks about 18.

He looks a little too Alfred E. Neuman-adjacent, but hey, the heart wants what the heart wants.  And her heart wants the young foreign D.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Great. Now we can watch Carlos and Valentine slobber all over each other. 

Crucial Conversations. Just shoot me now.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Great. Now we can watch Carlos and Valentine slobber all over each other. 

Crucial Conversations. Just shoot me now.

"Celebrity Stylist". Shoot me now too.

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Great. Now we can watch Carlos and Valentine slobber all over each other. 

Crucial Conversations. Just shoot me now.

Two tops, they can only slobber.

[Hotel Snarker]

I am so grateful for my friends, my family, and Valentine losing his hair piece.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here it comes! "We're both tops"!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now we can hear all about Carlos’ bisexual journey. <sigh>

[LEILANI2]

This is an 90 classic: In America...we call it resting bitch face.

[Pepper Mostly]

This year in the Sharp writers room, the topic is "Who's bi? Who's poly?" they're really getting adventurous. 

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Crucial Conversations. Just shoot me now.

Joe Exclusive. Shoot me now.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Now we can hear all about Carlos’ bisexual journey. <sigh>

Oh lord...Carlos, did you tell VaLentine about this complication? 

[LEILANI2]

Oh damn, resting bitchface is the bisexual.  I didn't see that coming.

[Suzywriter]

I'm Polyester...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Celebrity stylist, hair dresser, good friend and person who he needs to talk to for more story exposition.

[Pepper Mostly]

Maybe Carlos is poly too! 

WHY are these two getting married again? 

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

This year in the Sharp writers room, the topic is "Who's bi? Who's poly?" they're really getting adventurous. 

They trying to cover the fanbase from the other TLC shows:  Seeking Sister Wives, Brother Husbands etc.

[kacesq]

The one Spanish word this show has taught me….pero..

 

 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe Carlos is poly too! 

WHY are these two getting married again? 

Their applications for Brother Husbands was rejected. Perhaps the next show will be called Cluster Fuck...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Manufactured drama on Line 2……

[goofygirl]

Old Mr. Polyamorous is sounding like old Mr. Monogmist to me.  I can't SPELL either of those words apparently, but hey; you catch my drift.  What's the BFD if this Michelle comes to the WEDDING????

[LEILANI2]

Not this show but I had to share.

[kacesq]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

They trying to cover the fanbase from the other TLC shows:  Seeking Sister Wives, Brother Husbands etc.

If they adopt a little person..

or little person twins, quads, etc. they could take over the entire channel…

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

The one Spanish word this show has taught me….pero..

 

 

Yo no Warren Buffett?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Old Mr. Polyamorous is sounding like old Mr. Monogmist to me.  I can't SPELL either of those words apparently, but hey; you catch my drift.  What's the BFD if this Michelle comes to the WEDDING????

Because she may come to the Bachelor party...or the honeymoon.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK peeps, we made it. Thanks for all the laughs! Have a wonderful week, see some of you on Friday for Love After Lockup!

[Suzywriter]

Nerd meets escort. How fresh!

[Hotel Snarker]

SQUAT COBBLER?

[Eldemarge]

Step 1: Mommy Makeover.   Step 2: Sit on Cakes on camera.  Step 3:  Make money.  Step 4:  Retire early.  Step 5:  Eat a bunch of cakes because fuck it, I am retired now.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait! It’s over? 

[Frozendiva]

Wait til the chicken feet come out!

[goofygirl]

Well, we shall see....  At any rate, we made it through this first ep. Yay!!

Hope y'all have a great week!!

[LEILANI2]

What, a young bartender on a cruise is hooking up with women passengers  on the cruise ships? 

[Cementhead]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This year in the Sharp writers room, the topic is "Who's bi? Who's poly?" they're really getting adventurous. 

They're gonna need a bigger bulletin board!

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I still can’t commit to a full season of this, but if you twist my arm…….Have a good week, snarkers. Hugs.

[Suzywriter]

Why do these morons put up with an ex on their couch? I'd be shooting people. 

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Not this show but I had to share.

He’s a joker. He’s a lawyer. He’s a wedding planner. He’s a midnight tower. He’s a space cowboy. He’s the pompatus of onion hair oil.

[Suzywriter]

Lord, but I miss my 600LB Life...

[Hotel Snarker]

Aight, y’all. No sleazy exes for me. I’m gonna escort my cake ass out of the chat room. You guys were on fire tonite, and until we meet again! Have a nice week all! Peace out. ✌️ 

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Not this show but I had to share.

I want to know how many of those credentials are actually credentials?

Ok. Deondre's mom has my vote. 

Night, all!