90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Something tells me she wouldn’t mind getting pregnant again…more leverage. 

Her mother will not be happy.

[kacesq]

I am lmao that he considers a tourist visa some huge ass commitment 

[Pepper Mostly]

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD ARYANNA YOU AND SHERLON ARE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP

[Frozendiva]

Aryanna, you simply could have taken Plan B or opted to terminate your pregnancy so you wouldn’t be in this mess.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aryanna, he will never change. Wrap your tiny brain around that.

[TwirlyGirly]

Aryanna and Sherlon:

"I had to try my best not to make another Odin"

Once again, they had sex without birth control. Both Aryanna and Sherlon think the "pull out method" is adequate.

Neither of them are aware, apparently, that the pre-ejaculate contains over 1,000,000 sperm and only ONE has to make it to the egg and penetrate it for another pregnancy to begin. 

Fools. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Committed to the TOURIST visa.

[sainte-chapelle]

Lolllll “ I don’t have an answer yet” He got laid now he wants to ditch her ass….again

[Pepper Mostly]

Why does she want this so bad? He's made it abundantly clear that he's not interested in a relationship with you! Have a little pride, at long last. 

[Shelbie]

Why would she believe him even if he committed to being exclusive ? She is so stupid.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder how many other kids Sherlon has. 

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD ARYANNA YOU AND SHERLON ARE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP

You never were and you never will be!

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wonder how many other kids Sherlon has. 

And STDs….soooo many STDs

[Frozendiva]

You can marry him a few months later.

[Pepper Mostly]

I would die laughing if Johan fled and left Danielle at the altar. I'm mean that way.

"I asked Johan to come to my room so I could nag him a little more"

Johan swears he's only interested in Danielle. I remain unconvinced of his sincerity 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniele: We should postpone our wedding and squeeze a few more paychecks from Sharp on another iteration of the show.

[Hotel Snarker]

How can you get ready for a wedding that you’re unsure about? Make up your damn mind before you pay for a makeup artist to show up.

[Frozendiva]

Marry in haste and all that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniele is going to marry her soulmate! How stupid romantic!

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Marry in haste and all that.

My favorite saying.

[Pepper Mostly]

Soulmate! Everyone drink!

[Eldemarge]

Okay, crazylady is going to get married.  

Everyone, we all make really good decisions.  Just remember that.

[Hotel Snarker]

Girl planted a banana tree. I don’t know where her doubts are coming from.

[kacesq]

If this is the best decision she’s ever made…

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

If this is the best decision she’s ever made…

DEAD

[sainte-chapelle]

That dress is not a good choice 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Johan’s family think they just got tickets on the gravy train.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

That dress is not a good choice 

I adore your gift for understatement. 

[kacesq]

So she speaks Spanish, his family speaks Spanish and she’s gonna do her vows in English…oh sure…

is there an officiant here?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, this wedding looks perfectly legal.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

So she speaks Spanish, his family speaks Spanish and she’s gonna do her vows in English…oh sure…

is there an officiant here?

Details. You're so bougie. They are SOULMATES. 

[Frozendiva]

Guess they aren’t in to Shakespeare and the marriage of true minds stuff.

[kacesq]

No seriously who married them? Or is this gonna be a spiritual marriage that will dissolve when TLC no longer wants to film them?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yes, Daniele, love conquers all. Hahaha

[sainte-chapelle]

Lolllll at the tourists wandering about in the forefront

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Guess they aren’t in to Shakespeare and the marriage of true minds stuff.

But will she call him when she's drunk? Is she more than a one night stand? Did they get matching tattoos? 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yes, Daniele, love conquers all. Hahaha

Just ask Aryanna and Sherlon!

[Hotel Snarker]

I’m still so nauseated over watching these “hot moms” feel all over the sons’ bodies and tickle their abs just to figure out which son is theirs. 🤢🤢🤢

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dog needs to go out. Will be back.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I’m still so nauseated over watching these “hot moms” feel all over the sons’ bodies and tickle their abs just to figure out which son is theirs. 🤢🤢🤢

OMG right? It was awful. It would have been more fun if it were their Ex’s or something along those lines.

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Dog needs to go out. Will be back.

How is the pup?

Smart move Frankie.

[Pepper Mostly]

WHY IS FRANKIE EVEN HERE? He never went to Mexico, we didn't even see him interact with his intended. Why is this stupid show featuring people who don't even make a show of following their stupid, made up storyline? Does someone at Sharp owe Frankie money or something? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Dude…Abbey would be gone as soon as she got her green card

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

OMG right? It was awful. It would have been more fun if it were their Ex’s or something along those lines.

Imagine if the men were older and it was with their daughters! NO. JUST NO.

Remember when Ethan and Esther were dancing to “Sexual Healing” on I Love a Mamas Boy? We all thought TLC reached loooooooow at that point. But with MILF Manor, the bar is as low as the fucking Mariana Trench, bitch. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

WHY IS FRANKIE EVEN HERE? He never went to Mexico, we didn't even see him interact with his intended. Why is this stupid show featuring people who don't even make a show of following their stupid, made up storyline? Does someone at Sharp owe Frankie money or something? 

My best guess is no back up plan and not enough juicy footage from the other couples. Need to fill that two hour time slot.

[Hotel Snarker]

A better option than Frankie? That’s how you know it’s a fake storyline. Impossible. 🙄

Frankie = Caesar in Paradise???

[Tuneful]

They all make me sick on this spinoff. And you regulars know I otherwise have a cast-iron stomach for punishment. 

Not only Aryanna but Sherlon is in my cross-hairs tonight. Sherlon, appropriately named after a synthetic fabric.  Too much of a wuss or grifter to answer a direct question in front of the mothers. e.g.: "Aryanna is a lovely woman and a great Mom. But I do not love her. I'm sorry for any misunderstanding that I have had a part in. I will be a coparent to our son and send financial contributions when I can. We need to move ahead peaceably." And if he has a GF or fiancee, he needs to own up to it. 

Then he should take his medicine like a man. So should she. She didn't protect herself with birth control and is paying the ultimate price, but the little boy is lovely.    

Haven't had the stomach to watch MILF Manor but I bet it makes Love After Lockup look like Shakespeare. 

 

Edited January 17, 2023 by Tuneful

[sainte-chapelle]

Frankie…you dumped her. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Back. What was I thinking when I got a dog in the winter? Boots (with ice grippers), scarf, hat, gloves, down coat. Walk down the driveway about fifteen feet, then turn around and come back in the house and take it all off again.

[Shelbie]

The longer I look at Valentine the more he looks like an AI avatar.

[Frozendiva]

Does Carlos want to live in the US?

[Pepper Mostly]

Valentine: I definitely don't want to spend my life without him. 

Pepper Mostly: And another top to be named later. 

[Hotel Snarker]

So we can agree that this Abby-Gaby-Frankie shit is exaggerated at best, fake at worst??

I can usually suspend disbelief for the 90 Day Universe, but COME THE FUCK ON.