90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[My Girls]

They can't bring the rest of the family over that quickly, can they?

[Frozendiva]

None of these dudes have much going for them.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

The rest of your life is a long time. Seriously.

The rest of his life or five years, whichever. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Gobi said:

God it looks like Daniel, must be the visa in my eye.

Hey! You don't butcher one of my favorite 70s songs like that! Elton must be protected at all costs. He's a treasure!

[tvrox]

Hi all! Popping in at the end of the chat. 

Amber is so annoying with this to do list! He's not a child. 

[OneGuy]

Shaddup Amber.  Geez.

[Bees52]

Amber is stressing me out too, Daniel. Do this, do that.... sheesh.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Me: Amber, there’s a thing called a list. You can write items down or email it when you get back to Florida.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

None of these dudes have much going for them.

At least Daniel is young, and probably has a lot of....stamina....if you know what I mean. 

Amber is INSUFFERABLE. How the hell can he stand her? Slip her a Xanax already!

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Chloe Dog said:

They can't bring the rest of the family over that quickly, can they?

I think when Alexei of Loren & Alexei talked about it on HEA they said it takes years to get a family over.

[Frozendiva]

He's found himself a honey-do.

[Hotel Snarker]

Amber is a very high stress individual.

[sainte-chapelle]

He fell in love alright…with a green card…ok I’ll stop

[OneGuy]

The airport scenes are drudgery to me.

[kacesq]

20 more minutes? This is excruciating tonite.

[Mr. Miner]

Daniel seems, you know, like he might not have much education.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel will enjoy his life the minute Amber leaves and comes to the realization that she’s a bitch.

[Gobi]

"Bye, Daniel! Don't fall into any vaginas!"

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Amber is stressing me out too, Daniel. Do this, do that.... sheesh.

She needs to put this all in an email.

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I think when Alexei of Loren & Alexei talked about it on HEA they said it takes years to get a family over.

Especially during COVID. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I thought Jazz was already in college?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Amber is a very high stress individual.

Once again, your gift for understatement is remarkable! 

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I thought Jazz was already in college?

She deferred. 

I see her mother is just as awful as ever. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I thought Jazz was already in college?

I think Jazz took a gap year (from Harvard) in order to concentrate on her weight gain eating healthy.

Question: Can the Sister Wives get a group rate on a divorce lawyer?

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Martine just break up this will never work

[tvrox]

Yay, no airport scene for these two!! 

[OneGuy]

No airport scene for Steven and Martine?!  How will we know what happens?

[tvrox]

If you need to move to another country to show trust and commitment, then its a sign its not going to work. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Steven looks like he’s just had his sentence commuted.

[sainte-chapelle]

Well this finale is zzzzzz

[Mr. Miner]

Dig deep people! 13 more minutes.

[Gobi]

Never have I ever driven my vacation fling to the airport for her return flight.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Once again, your gift for understatement is remarkable!

Thank you so mach! I always love being that type of person on here.

[Pepper Mostly]

And seriously, the hardest thing about Harvard is getting in. Once you're admitted, you are treated like gold. There are support services and all kinds of systems in place to retain students. Not to mention that that undergrad college course catalog is generously stuffed with guts. Jazz'll be fine, Mother Jazz. Slow your roll. 

[tvrox]

Martine's eye lashes are ridiculous!

[Bees52]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh Martine just break up this will never work

Agreed. I have the feeling his commitment to her will wain again once she's back in the States.

[Frozendiva]

My internet pooped out for a minute.

[sainte-chapelle]

But did he actually even cheat on her? They weren’t committed right? Don’t move in with her, she will never let it go and will make your life hell with constant accusations 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

No airport scene for Steven and Martine?!  How will we know what happens?

You know that airport scenes are better in Turkey, right?

[tvrox]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Agreed. I have the feeling his commitment to her will wain again once she's back in the States.

And honestly she can find a better guy in the States. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is a boring-ass finale and I have plenty of other things to do....well, not really.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Question: Can the Sister Wives get a group rate on a divorce lawyer?

They should get a lawyer, for dividing up the property, but none of them are actually married, so there's that. 

[tvrox]

Cute baby. Glad he's ok. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy fuck  Ary give it a rest

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Jesus Christ Aryanna. "Is that your dad or is that a stranger?" Cut. It. Out. 

[Hotel Snarker]

extremely terribly autotuned voices "You know how we do it, we do it so big. We do it, we do it big."

If that is really the Silva Twins singing the song, I will throw a rock through my TV. I swear to tapdancing Jesus I will.

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Jesus Christ Aryanna. "Is that your dad or is that a stranger?" Cut. It. Out. 

Can you imagine her saying that to the kid when he's old enough to understand? How horrible. 

[Gobi]

So, none of these couples are actually couples.

[tvrox]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

extremely terribly autotuned voices "You know how we do it, we do it so big. We do it, we do it big."

If that is really the Silva Twins singing the song, I will throw a rock through my TV. I swear to tapdancing Jesus I will.

Don't do it! We need your TV to work so you can snark with us :). 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t find Aryanna to be the least bit resentful. Because it’s Sherlon’s fault that she got pregnant.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

extremely terribly autotuned voices "You know how we do it, we do it so big. We do it, we do it big."

If that is really the Silva Twins singing the song, I will throw a rock through my TV. I swear to tapdancing Jesus I will.

HAHAHAHA. Maybe Jesus is tap-dancing to it.