90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[My Girls]

He thinks his ancestors were Vikings??

[Frozendiva]

The kid will probably have Aryanna's family name. Not a dude who won't see the kid very often, if at all.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sherlon has visited the Ancestry.com site so e knows how important a last name is. <eyeroll>

[Pepper Mostly]

You are totally trying to force him. 

Aryanna, it's 2021. Lots and lots of kids have a different name from their mothers or other family. And she's fucking crying about it. 

 

[sainte-chapelle]

It will be confusing enough for the child being mixed race in a predominantly white town, the name is the least of the confusing situations that child will face.

Edited December 21, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Hotel Snarker]

40 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Daniel, run for your life. This sour old hag will ruin your life. 

OLD?! 

[Maybeitsme]

Hahaha so his ancestors are Viking, okay then

[OneGuy]

Sherlon's adamant about this name thing.

[Gobi]

Odin, because Friedrich der Grosse was taken.

[OneGuy]

DON'T GET PREGNANT THEN!  Both of you idiots, Sherlon and Aryanna.

Edited December 21, 2021 by OneGuy

[Auntie Anxiety]

BINGO. I Have Bingo! Aryanna gave up everything. Except for her car.

[Pepper Mostly]

I cannot believe that she's dunning him for money. She's made sacrifices! 

Throw her off the dock, Sherlon. No jury in the land would convict you. 

[Hotel Snarker]

No one can force him to be there, but he cant force her name choice if he's NOT there. And yes, it will be her family's baby when you know she's gonna have them watch the baby. Ugh!

[Maybeitsme]

She really doesn't look like she does in the confessional at all. She really needs to grow up.

[OneGuy]

I'm second guessing myself now for having watched this. Thanks for the snark.  Live well this week!

[Frozendiva]

The season must be almost over if new programming starts Jan. 9.

[Hotel Snarker]

She is so so dumb for getting herself into this situation!! Birth control!! Condoms!! She should be lucky she didnt get an STD.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

OLD?! 

LOL, she may be thirty but she's 60 in her heart! She's just Jenny, only younger.

[Bees52]

Smh at this whole dinner conversation. Like, y'all never thought about these things until now? The baby will probably be here before any of this (names, marital status, etc.) gets resolved.

 

Ooh, and we're done! Good night, see y'all after Christmas! Enjoy the rest of your week! ✌️❤️

Edited December 21, 2021 by Bees52

[sainte-chapelle]

Great snark! Hope to see some of you on Wednesday!

[Pepper Mostly]

Bien, buenas noches, compadres! Feliz Navidad! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright guys, you really brought the snark tonite and it was fun! I'm heading to Cali tomorrow so please pray for me to have a safe two flights! I wish you all a Merry Christmas and happy holidays, and I will see you in this exact same spot next Monday! Will also see some of you around the forums too! For now, have a good night! Peace out.

[Maybeitsme]

It is a sad situation all the way around,  I feel bad for the baby

[Auntie Anxiety]

Another night of snarky snarkiness. Thanks for the fun and have a great week. Enjoy the holiday. I hope you don’t get coal in your stockings. Be safe, stay strong and live your best life.

[Frozendiva]

Fleas Navidad. Joyeux Noel.

[Gobi]

Well, that was paradisiacal.

Snarky Holidays, everyone!

[Hotel Snarker]

19 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Does he ever ask her about herself or her life outside of anything that relates to him?

Mark only cares about Mark.

[Pepper Mostly]

@Hotel Snarker, have a safe trip and enjoy your vacation!

[sainte-chapelle]

22 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Alright guys, you really brought the snark tonite and it was fun! I'm heading to Cali tomorrow so please pray for me to have a safe two flights! I wish you all a Merry Christmas and happy holidays, and I will see you in this exact same spot next Monday! Will also see some of you around the forums too! For now, have a good night! Peace out.

I hope you have the best time and safe travels!

[1011101010001]

2 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

After that kitty litter disco commercial, I’m proud to say that I will go to my death without dealing with kitty litter, not once, other than having it around for the furnace service guy to use if needed under the oil tank.

Some people put it around their tires when stuck in the snow.

[1011101010001]

2 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And seriously, Martine only visits how often? Once a month? Steven's a young man who's in the entertainment business. Steven and Martine both need to seriously evaluate what they want. 

If Steven screwed this woman during the first five months of their relationship when they weren’t even exclusive then it wasn’t cheating and it makes the fact that she still weaponizes it two and a half years later even more vile.

[1011101010001]

2 hours ago, Gobi said:

"We have a 'don't ask, don't tell' relationship. I don't ask her anything in Spanish, and she doesn't tell me anything in English."

I thought don’t ask don’t tell meant Mark was on the down low with sailors.

[1011101010001]

2 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She wants to be a real couple going out on a date. She is pathetic. 

She has a perma-scowl. What a very unattractive person.

She whines that she can’t work, go to school, and raise a baby.  Um hence birth control.

2 hours ago, Chloe Dog said:

He thinks his ancestors were Vikings??

Maybe they played on the Minnesota Vikings?

[Frozendiva]

1 hour ago, MrBuhBye said:

Some people put it around their tires when stuck in the snow.

Works for freezing rain to give some traction. Did it once.

[Hotel Snarker]

On 12/20/2021 at 7:13 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

@Hotel Snarker, have a safe trip and enjoy your vacation!

On 12/20/2021 at 7:28 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

I hope you have the best time and safe travels!

Thanks for the wishes, my friends! I am already there right now. The first flight was quick and easy, the second was very tiring so I decided to go asleep. When I woke up and landed, I was a little bit cranky when I gathered my luggage and materials and went straight to the condo for the night. But after 8 full hours of sleep, I feel whole again!

[Tuneful]

I'm overloading on baldies this season. Mike on this one, and two more on Before the 90 Days. Some men have look good bald. Others don't. Three guesses about these three. 

I find Aryanna and Sherlon unwatchable. Talk about two people who can't stand each other. Admit it, Aryanna, leave, and raise your son on your own or give him up for adoption to a couple who can't have children. Mark and Key hit a little too close to home for me. I've been there when a guy flies in and you know within a day or two that you  are not in love with him and never will be. Mark is a controlling, entitled brat. He can't believe she'd turn down California. Thus the "You're cold" when he didn't hear what he wanted. If he said that to me, he'd be in the next taxi to the airport, or to a hotel miles away to finish up his stay. I hope Key is in recovery and putting that first, which it looks like.   

 

 

Edited December 23, 2021 by Tuneful

[OneGuy]

Good evening all.

[Frozendiva]

Hola snarkers!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Like a snarker moth to a flame, here I am.

[Hotel Snarker]

Good evening, my friends! Let's treat ourselves to another dose of vacation dick! Vamos a seguir adelante!

[Pepper Mostly]

Hello frens! We are all in that delightful, overfed, hung over time of the year between Christmas and New Year, when no one knows what day it is. Thank goodness I have live chats to keep me focused!

[kacesq]

Greetings! I saw the last few moments of Family Chantel. Good Lord Chantel doesn’t even look human anymore. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Steven brought his crew. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Steven invited his goofballs for moral support. 

[Gobi]

One thing I've learned from the show is that it's best to get pregnant with someone before getting to know them.

[sainte-chapelle]

Hello,everyone! Caught the last few min of Family Chantel and poor Pedro….his dad is garbage. He seemed embarrassed when Karen hugged him goodbye, still no love lost there

[Frozendiva]

Apparently, Avery and Omar spent Christmas in my city. Looks like they have a baby too.

[OneGuy]

It's always wise to get a ring and propose when your heart is desperate.

[TazDevil]

What up Peeps!!  Nothing else on, so I guess I'll watch this in real time.  The biggest reason, really, is to hang with you fabulous snarkers :)

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes, Steven, a proposal of marriage shows you are serious. Jesus, this guy is a real brain surgeon, am I right?