90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

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On 12/13/2021 at 8:20 PM, Hotel Snarker said:

Sorry for not being on, my computer froze for about 15 minutes and I could not type anything! Darn computer being fucking stubborn today!

“I love Key, but I won’t learn her language so I can actually communicate with her. “ I can’t believe Mark’s being so childish about learning a second language.

Imagine all the drugs she could introduce him to if they spoke the same language.

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On 12/13/2021 at 8:32 PM, Hotel Snarker said:

Enlighten me, "you up" means wanna fuck?

It’s the new Netflix and Chill.

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On 12/13/2021 at 8:47 PM, Suzywriter said:

Is Mark actually Big Ed (Big Toe) in a girdle? He seems to have the same idea that a woman who wants to be in his life must accommodate him completely while he does nothing but sit there and look repulsive. 

Yet Key wolf whistled when he took his shirt off.  This is your brain on drugs.

[Hotel Snarker]

On 12/13/2021 at 10:20 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

Exactly. And seriously, does she think Steven the husband in Miami is going to be the same guy as Steven the fun boyfriend in Barbados? Lord. 

She thinks she can change him. SMH.

18 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

Imagine all the drugs she could introduce him to if they spoke the same language.

Maybe meth?

18 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

It’s the new Netflix and Chill.

Apparently.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, snarkers! Estoy muy muy feliz ser con mis amigos y amigas esta noche! 

[Gobi]

Howdy! Never have I ever snarked about losers in the Caribbean.

[Auntie Anxiety]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola, snarkers! Estoy muy muy feliz ser con mis amigos y amigas esta noche! 

Now you can watch The Family Chantel and translate for the rest of us. If anyone is actually watching that shitty show.

[OneGuy]

Welcome to paradise!

[Frozendiva]

Buenos noches.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aryanna’s mother looks like she’s had it up to her eyeball bags.

[Hotel Snarker]

Hello, my fellow snarkers! I am anxious for my flight tomorrow morning, but am otherwise happy to watch more vacation dick! Let's get it on!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Now you can watch The Family Chantel and translate for the rest of us. If anyone is actually watching that shitty show.

My mom loves that show. I might have to watch it now so she can talk to me about it 😂 

[Gobi]

"Sherlon never showed me where he lives. We didn't want to rush into things, seeing as how I was pregnant by him."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those low ceilings would make me feel claustrophobic. I’d be out of there in no notes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god if Aryanna starts sniping about Sherlon's home and how below her standards it is I will lose my goddamn mind. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Of course Ary only knows vacation Jamaica. A lot of people never see this.

[OneGuy]

The old primitive bathroom trope rears its head.

[Frozendiva]

Aryanna's family is expecting a 5 star resort home?

[Hotel Snarker]

More Aryanna trying to force this old man to marry her.

Sherlon doesn't have a bad place.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh you fucking bitch Aryanna. "I'm a white American pregnant lady! Couldn't you have installed a modern bathroom and installed a window?" God I hate her. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Karen appears to be a mouth-breather. Just saying.

[Hotel Snarker]

I really don't understand what these people that go to these foreign countries really expect. Like, this is real life in places like this.

[sainte-chapelle]

I forget what parish/town does he live in?

[Pepper Mostly]

Honey, your relationship is nonexistent. 

[kacesq]

This chick thinks this guy loves her and wants to marry her? She’s delusional. You got knocked up on vacation. Deal with it.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

More Aryanna trying to force this old man to marry her.

Sherlon doesn't have a bad place.

I thought it was pretty nice. The way she went on I was expecting a cave.

[NannyBails]

So how many times has she been to Jamaica?  I thought only once before?

[Auntie Anxiety]

If you have to bend over backwards to make someone marry you, what’s the point?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I really don't understand what these people that go to these foreign countries really expect. Like, this is real life in places like this.

Aryanna appears to be more clueless than our usual 90 Day'er, and that's saying something. 

[OneGuy]

Key really has it together compared to most people on this show.  She knows the score in almost every segment.

[Maybeitsme]

Thank goodness I found you guys 

[Bees52]

Good evening peeps!

Ooh, good going Aryanna, you get to see how the other half (three quarters?, 90%?) lives on Jamaica... not so nice, huh?

[Hotel Snarker]

I'm not generally a huge fan of the water but I really love "above the water" accommodations at resorts and plan to go to one.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Key really has it together compared to most people on this show.  She knows the score in almost every segment.

Key really seems cool. Well, except she seems to be willing, even eager, to sex up that dweeb Mark. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Aryanna appears to be more clueless than our usual 90 Day'er, and that's saying something. 

You say “clueless,” I say “stupid.” Let’s call the whole thing off. 🎶🎶

[Gobi]

"I want to show her in serious about this relationship by taking her to a vacation resort that is in no way similar to what our married life would be."

[Mr. Miner]

She’s not going Dork! I mean Mark.

[sainte-chapelle]

I remember going on a cruise in my 20 s and being so disappointed with the port stops. Very Americanized, high end shops etc but not really enough time to travel around and explore. I was very naive when I was younger but not stupid enough to think the whole country looked like rodeo drive.

[kacesq]

Heh, Key will not be pushed around, and no she is not “cold” ...she’s just not going to rearrange her life for you.

[sainte-chapelle]

She isn’t cold she is being honest, you expect too much from her.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Good evening peeps!

Ooh, good going Aryanna, you get to see how the other half (three quarters?, 90%?) lives on Jamaica... not so nice, huh?

And she has the nerve to tell him he needs to "take care of his family first", meaning contribute substantially to her support and the support of that baby. He lives on a shoestring, probably. What a tone deaf bitch. 

[Hotel Snarker]

How does he not realize by now that she is not coming to the US? He can't detect that she isn't even really THAT into him?

[Maybeitsme]

At least Key is honest and not just looking to use someone to get to the US

[Frozendiva]

Move on. Key doesn't want your life.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wow, Key really brought her A-Game. Direct, honest, no bullshit. I like it.

[Gobi]

"It's not you Mark, it's me. Well, it is mostly you, to be honest."

[sainte-chapelle]

I snarked on Key hard but I really like her now, she is very honest and why should she rearrange her life? Maybe she would be more willing if he even bothered to meet her halfway by…I dunno…learning Spanish?

Edited December 21, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

She isn’t cold she is being honest, you expect too much from her.

Exactly. I think Key has been kind, all things considered. She has a good life in Panama. Mark blows in after YEARS off the radar, and expects her to drop everything for him. Dude, take a fucking walk. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So how much longer is Mark stuck in paradise? Hahahaha

Edited December 21, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Hotel Snarker]

She didn’t mean she doesn’t love him at all she just means she doesn’t love him ENOUGH to uproot her whole life and move to California. Makes complete sense to me. Key is being honest at least.