90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Frozendiva]

Just now, candall said:

SNOW??  I'm in Missouri, where the weather forecast is 70 degrees and tornadoes.

Oh.  So, yes.  A beach does sound nice.

Maybe we could stay at Sherlon's place.

Snow. Anywhere from 10-20 cm (4-8 inches - most likely 10 in the city). Temps dropping to the -20sC. So probably -4 to -10F.

[Pepper Mostly]

God Mark is insufferable. He's afraid to try to learn Spanish in case he's bad at it? Jesus tap dancing Christ. 

"Well, if Key moves to the US, MAYBE I'll try to learn some Spanish". Fuck you, asshole. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mark thinks that if he gesticulates wildly, it will somehow help with the language barrier. Kind of like talking loudly to someone who doesn’t speak English.

Edited December 14, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[OneGuy]

It's the male American's turn to force a relationship.

[candall]

I don't know how to reproduce phonetically the involuntary raspberry sound I made when this joker said he'd learn Spanish if only Key would move to America.  Gee, really?  Pinky swear?

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Hotel Snarker, I’m hoping like hell that I can get a good night’s sleep tonight. My lingering cough and congestion is making it difficult. I feel you, hon.

[Gobi]

I kind of see Mark's point. After all, is there any value in speaking Spanish in the US?

[Pepper Mostly]

I am 100% Team Key. Mark's a dick. She seems to have a very pleasant life in Panama. Why should she give it up? 

Mark says seeing each other for a few days every six months is not a relationship. Well, it is. Its not the relationship HE wants, though it seem it would suit Key just fine. 

[Suzywriter]

I found you!! Snarkers!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ugh. Pete Davidson. He turns my stomach. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I kind of see Mark's point. After all, is there any value in speaking Spanish in the US?

My son's a chef, and had Spanish in school from the time he was about 6. A few years working in restaurants has been more useful to him in learning/using Spanish than all those hours logged in Spanish classes in school. 

[Gobi]

How Key manages to stay off drugs around Mark baffles me.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I binge-watched seasons 3 and 4 of A Place to Call Home. Soapiest soap that ever soaped. I need to get the last two seasons at the library (DVD) but I’m afraid that I won’t step foot out of the house until I reach the finale.

[Bees52]

Oh, I get Mark now... he LOVES Key but doesn't want to speak Spanish or travel to her country. So he'll whisk her off to the US, so they can speak in his language and live happily ever after... I think. Makes tons of sense.

[Suzywriter]

Mark speaks fluent red flag. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

How Key manages to stay off drugs around Mark baffles me.

It seems like the only way to handle being in the same room as Mark is total oblivion. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh my. Tsunami incoming when the 1000 lb. sister gets into the pool

[Gobi]

Daniel and Bank of Amber.

[OneGuy]

It's good to finally see Amber's bright, optimistic face tonight.

[Hotel Snarker]

Sorry for not being on, my computer froze for about 15 minutes and I could not type anything! Darn computer being fucking stubborn today!

“I love Key, but I won’t learn her language so I can actually communicate with her. “ I can’t believe Mark’s being so childish about learning a second language.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do Daniel’s neighbors want Amber to get them into the US along with the rest of his family?

[kacesq]

Oh God. A cold shoulder top. The 90DF red flag.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh boy. Shrewish Hags, part 2. 

Daniel had the audacity to actually speak with a woman. 

She allows Daniel to speak with neighbor Christine? How does that work? 

 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Do Daniel’s neighbors want Amber to get them into the US along with the rest of his family?

Find some saws, saw off the island, grab a few oars and row to the US.

[kacesq]

The neighbor husband looks like he’s trying not to laugh.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber, stop being so goddam stupid. If he wanted to get the visa, he’d be working on it without you standing over him. Reminds me of when my teenaged son was applying to college and I was looking over his shoulder so he wouldn’t make any spelling or grammatical mistakes.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh boy. Shrewish Hags, part 2. 

Daniel had the audacity to actually speak with a woman. 

She allows Daniel to speak with neighbor Christine? How does that work? 

 

Only under strict supervision.

[Hotel Snarker]

Amber looks like she keeps stopping to think of her lines.

[OneGuy]

WHY DON"T ALL OF THESE PEOPLE JUST WANT TO GO TO AMERICA?!  That would solve every problem.

[candall]

So it takes all day to go to the bank.  And, uh, what's the story with haircuts, next door neighbor sir?

[Mr. Miner]

She seems not very bright, a little bit.

[kacesq]

Yawn.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber, he’s a 23 yo guy who wants to get laid. Doesn’t matter who the woman is.

[My Girls]

NO, it's not natural.

[Hotel Snarker]

Way to unload ALL your problems on the neighbors.

[Pepper Mostly]

I don't understand why Amber is so MAD, YOU GUYS! about a random woman walking up to Daniel and speaking to him? ("While I was in the room!"). What is she, 13? Its not like he invited it. She is a MESS.

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Oh my. Tsunami incoming when the 1000 lb. sister gets into the pool

Is there a live chat??

[OneGuy]

I'm not sure how Daniel will feel that Amber hugged David at the end of their meeting.

[kacesq]

Oh thank God. Fake eyelashes, I was beginning to wonder if I was watching the right franchise.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Steven and Martine. I am convinced these two crazy kids are going to make it. And the Tooth Fairy exists.

[Hotel Snarker]

Amber is so annoying and desperate.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I couldn't help but look". Oh Martine? 

[Gobi]

What luck! The camera crew was there to catch her finding the text message.

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Amber looks like she keeps stopping to think of her lines.

Or her whereabouts.

 

[kacesq]

Martine makes a tremendous leap there. Who knew “you up” was such a loaded phrase?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

So nice that Malia Obama joined them for shots.

[OneGuy]

"Are you up?" now means "Will you get sexy with me?" - Martine

[Frozendiva]

Steven likes Martine for fun and parties. Not commitment.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I've chosen not to confront Steven about it. I'm just going to sulk and pout and not speak and walk around with a surly expression". 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Steven and Martine. I am convinced these two crazy kids are going to make it. And the Tooth Fairy exists.

I just bought Tooth Fairy print flannel to make pajama pants...please tell me I didn't get scammed...she is real, isn't she?