90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[tvrox]

28 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Helloooo??? Anyone ready for a post-Snarkmas?

I'm here! Not usually a Monday chatter, but I had today off work. 

[judylo]

They’re both kinda icky.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, judylo said:

They’re both kinda very icky.

FTFY

[Meowwww]

Valentine seems like a picky, particular man-child.  He seems devoid of feelings or something.  These people are so unlikeable!!!!!!

[Frozendiva]

This is two hours?

[Auntie Anxiety]

My Jewish heritage had me get Chinese food take out last night to celebrate the holiday. 🥡🥠🥟🥢

[Frozendiva]

Came home with dinner leftovers for 3-4 days.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniele needs an egg. She can tote it.

[Frozendiva]

Another 5 per center.

[Mr. Miner]

I hope Johan’s big dick leaves this dingbat penniless.

[tvrox]

29 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

She couldn’t have seen a doctor in her home city?

Fertility treatments are not covered by US insurance usually. Probably a lot cheaper to go to a doctor overseas. 

Beautiful ocean. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Johan doesn’t release that IVF costs a boatload of $$ and is not always successful.

[Hotel Snarker]

She is 42 and crying cause she can’t get pregnant easily? I mean, come on!

[Frozendiva]

The dude has a lot of faith in prayer.

[kacesq]

Very religious evangelical Christian having premarital sex…

[goofygirl]

Dang, this chick better get another job!  She's gonna have to support HIS family, support HIM AND pay for fertility treatments as well!!  MUCHO DiNERO!!

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Johan doesn’t release that IVF costs a boatload of $$ and is not always successful.

Not to mention it’s physically very tough on the woman…

[tvrox]

17 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Aryanna, Sherlon has no interest in anything to do with you or the kid.

It's a monogamous relationship... in her mind. LOL. 

[Frozendiva]

The solution is to let the fling run it’s course and then Yohan can find a younger wife.

[Mr. Miner]

She’s crying because her internal organs are settling back into their normal position and it’s painful. Because, you know, his dick is as big as her arm.

Edited December 27, 2022 by Mr. Miner

[goofygirl]

Lort.  Just what we need!  MILFS on the hunnt.  Maybe that shark swimming below their boat will just chomp!  Fingers crossed!

[Hotel Snarker]

Wait, the woman who was told to bury nuts under a banana tree or whatever has a hard time trusting in a higher power? Makes sense.

[kacesq]

Still wondering why we’re being subjected to Amber and Daniel. I don’t consider Florida paradise, TLC!

[Hotel Snarker]

So much anguish and drama, getting involved with these Caribbean guys! Is this show intending to be a great big cautionary tale?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

Still wondering why we’re being subjected to Amber and Daniel. I don’t consider Florida paradise, TLC!

Because we weren’t tortured enough during their season.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

So much anguish and drama, getting involved with these Caribbean guys! Is this show intending to be a great big cautionary tale?

What happens on the island stays on the island.

[tvrox]

19 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Are these two even remotely compatible????

Ha ha no. I don't even know which couple you were referring to, but the answer is... NO. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber, you shouldn't have bought a house that you can’t afford.

[Frozendiva]

One does not bring a houseguest/roomie without the spouse’s permission.

[kacesq]

How big is Amber’s house that she’s taking in all these people?

Amber…that man is your husband, you should involve him in your decisions. Regardless of the financial stuff…maybe next time don’t buy a house if you can’t afford it.

[Hotel Snarker]

So 4 people in that little ass house with 1 bathroom?

[kacesq]

Just now, tvrox said:

Ha ha no. I don't even know which couple you were referring to, but the answer is... NO. 

I know the question is generally applicable lol.but I meant everyone’s favorite two tops…

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think Daniele said that Amber’s house is 1200+ square feet. Divide it among four adults and four cats and hilarity ensues.

Not even an hour into this mess and I am bored to tears. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think Daniele said that Amber’s house is 1200+ square feet. Divide it among four adults and four cats and hilarity ensues.

Or noise and bad behavior in my case. Two couples, two infants, and who knows who else next door in an 1100 sq. ft. duplex with two bedrooms, 2.5 baths. I am ready to move.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 adults. 1 bathroom. 3 bedrooms. How did she buy the worst house? Sometimes no house is better than a shitty house and no money.

And Daniel doesn't get an opinion because he doesn't pay any bills?? TROUBLE.

[tvrox]

23 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My Jewish heritage had me get Chinese food take out last night to celebrate the holiday. 🥡🥠🥟🥢

I'm not Jewish, but I love that tradition :). 

[kacesq]

OMG Aryanna…..you don’t have a love affair. You got knocked up on vacation. 

[Frozendiva]

Sherlon has zero plans to get involved with his kid.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aryana makes it seem like she had no responsibility in getting pregnant and it’s all Sherlon’s fault. And remind me, why isn’t Aryana working? 

[kacesq]

Does this show have a male demographic I’m unaware of? Cause who else is the gratuitous bikini butt shots for?

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Aryana makes it seem like she had no responsibility in getting pregnant and it’s all Sherlon’s fault. And remind me, why isn’t Aryana working? 

I think she’s going for Sainted Single Mom status….

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sherlon is in for a wonderful surprise. Aryanna has gotten to be even more of a nag in the last year.

Because Odin is crying, Sherlon decides that he’s not the father and insists upon a DNA test.

[Hotel Snarker]

I do not think Aryanna should be allowed to buy any more fake eyelashes.

[Frozendiva]

Good luck in getting Sherlon to step up.

[sainte-chapelle]

Happy Boxing Day…..I forgot this mess was on. Gonna get red wine tipsy

[goofygirl]

Poor Mom.  She thinks Sherlon is gonna pay $$$ for his son!!  I guess there's always HOPE. 

Not sure her daughter has any hope of growing a brain any time soon!  She thinks he's gonna do all the babycare while she's on VACATION.... AGAIN.  Dingleberry!

[kacesq]

You know….I feel bad for Odin but my God I hope Sherlon tells this entitled cow that he has no interest in her. She seems to think the baby means he has to love her ass as well. 

So prayer doesn’t work but planting the banana tree will work. Of course.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good luck with the gods and goddesses, Daniele. You’ll need it.

[judylo]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I do not think Aryanna should be allowed to buy any more fake eyelashes.

But it’s the only thing making her pretty!

[kacesq]

I suspect if this couple last, the evangelical Christian will not be happy with whatever it is Danielle is doing…

[Frozendiva]

The Universe is not an ATM. Sometimes you do get what you want, sometimes it comes with a price, and at times, you don’t get it and it is God saving your ass.