90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

I have now been doing Duolingo for Spanish for 30 days. I speak more Spanish than Mark. 

[OneGuy]

I will throw something at the TV the next time I see that 90 Day Single Life commercial.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

So the language barrier killed their relationship and he didn't try to learn Spanish in the past 9 years when he knew he was going to a Spanish speaking country?

Even knowing he was on his way to see her he didn't do so much as pick up a phrase book. He's one of those "nice guys" who's really kind of a dink.

[Frozendiva]

I keep waiting for the Liberty Mutual commercial with the blond guy and his Afghan hound.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OneGuy said:

I will throw something at the TV the next time I see that 90 Day Single Life commercial.

Just that brief glimpse of Ed is enough to keep me from watching it. I watched last season. Don’t think I’m up to the task yet again.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

I will throw something at the TV the next time I see that 90 Day Single Life commercial.

Same here. Every time I hear Debbie say she has a huge sex drive now I want to vomit all over the TV.

[Mr. Miner]

At least this show only an hour like the Other Way should be.

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Same here. Every time I hear Debbie say she has a huge sex drive now I want to vomit all over the TV.

So, that’s what she’s saying!

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Daniel isn’t going to contribute financially like Amber thought he would. What a surprise. I think I laughed about that last week; somehow i knew it wasn’t going to be the case because it NEVER is.

[OneGuy]

Umm, work?  Umm . . .

[Mr. Miner]

He quit his yob!

[Bees52]

TMI, Amber and Daniel. But glad you're enjoying each other's company....

[Pepper Mostly]

So what, does this guy work 100 hours a week? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber, stop being so fucking stoopid.

[OneGuy]

Why did you leave your last position?  To have more time to do paperwork.

[Gobi]

Ooh, he’s a catch! Grab him before he gets away!

[Pepper Mostly]

Hmm, now I have the feeling that our young Daniel is not too bright.

[Hotel Snarker]

I quit my job because I needed time to do...paperwork?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I quit my job because I needed time to do...paperwork?

Like the fatties on My 600 Pound Life who quit their jobs because they get too fat to work. "I hit 500 pounds and had to quit my job. It interfered with my eating".

[Hotel Snarker]

This seems more like a parent-child relationship than anything else.

[Frozendiva]

And now he also wants a bunch of relatives to move to the US?

[Hotel Snarker]

Karen going full Karen on Sherlon’s ass.

Edited November 23, 2021 by Hotel Snarker
Why do I keep calling him Sherlock, god damn it!

[candall]

14 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

At least Key is trying to teach Mark the native language.

He's had nine years and he's only up to "mucho gusto."

[Gobi]

Well, I have to go, lots of paperwork to do. Yeah, that’s the ticket, I have paperwork to do.

As always, snarking at its finest.

Till next time.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Have a great week, snarkers. Enjoy Thanksgiving and eat a lot, especially 🥧, stuffing and leftovers. When in doubt, choose the starch. Diet starts next Monday. Be safe, stay strong and live your best life. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

This seems more like a parent-child relationship than anything else.

It really does. She's so mom-ish with him that it squicks me out when she's getting all kittenish and sexy with him. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright guys, you lifted my spirits so mach and I really enjoyed your snark tonite! I will see you next week for more of this shitshow in paradise! I will also see some of you around the forums! The rest of you I hope you have a happy Thanksgiving and eat lots of yummy food! It will be fun for sure! Have a great night everyone! Peace out.

[OneGuy]

Be well all.  I hope to see you next week.

[Frozendiva]

See y'all Sunday. Enjoy the big turkey day.

[Bees52]

It was fun hanging with y'all, tonight. Good night! 🍹❤️🦃

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night, dear snarkers! See you round the forums. I wish you all a safe and happy Thanksgiving with lots and lots of love, good fellowship, and great food! Stay safe and get those boosters! 

[candall]

These sisters make me nervous.  Happy T-day, snarky people, goodbye.

[ChiMama]

1 hour ago, candall said:

Pregnant woman thinks she's going to get Sherlon to leave his job at a nude resort and move into her mother's house in Ohio???

As a Land of of Lincoln resident, let me correct the record — she lives in Illinois (though it’s Quincy; practically Missouri). Wasn’t there a backward/immature 90 Day’er several seasons ago from Quincy who plucked some young Central/South American boy band member and made him live in lovely western IL? (refusing to consider moving to Chicago where he’d have career opportunities beyond the lunch hour at Potbelly’s because . . . big city. 😳).

Edited November 23, 2021 by ChiMama

[ChiMama]

On 11/22/2021 at 8:45 PM, candall said:

Aryanna isn't really a barrel of monkey fun, sitting there with her pouty lip stuck out and her whole judgey family.  If I were Sherlon, I'd be thinking about whether I could make it back to shore from the boat.

And her drab gray prison matron swimsuit. She & her family look like a typical corn-fed American tourist group - of which he sees dozens (and more attractive & fun) every week. To be frank - she will always be ‘big a little bit’ (even at her self-described best) and offers him Midwest winters & her no personality humdrum self vs. Jamaica & working with his family business (and nudists!) in 365 sunshine? No deal. Not gonna happen, sweets. 

Edited November 25, 2021 by ChiMama

[1011101010001]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Oh dear. Oh dear. And the mother looks like she could have been a Guidice in another life.

She looks like Divine but he is deceased.

[1011101010001]

1 hour ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Same here. Every time I hear Debbie say she has a huge sex drive now I want to vomit all over the TV.

She sex drives an Edsel.

 

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Mr. Miner said:

He quit his yob!

The other 16 hours a day are not enough to fill out some forms.  He has beer to drink and porn to watch on his broken phone.  I have never heard someone call their actual bro bro.

[1011101010001]

1 hour ago, ChiMama said:

As a Land of of Lincoln resident, let me correct the record — she lives in Illinois (though it’s Quincy; practically Missouri). Wasn’t there a backward/immature 90 Day’er several seasons ago from Quincy who plucked some young Central/South American boy band member and made him live in lovely western IL? (refusing to consider moving to Chicago where he’d have career opportunities beyond the lunch hour at Potbelly’s because . . . big city. 😳).

I think Quincy borders Iowa.

1 hour ago, ChiMama said:

As a Land of of Lincoln resident, let me correct the record — she lives in Illinois (though it’s Quincy; practically Missouri). Wasn’t there a backward/immature 90 Day’er several seasons ago from Quincy who plucked some young Central/South American boy band member and made him live in lovely western IL? (refusing to consider moving to Chicago where he’d have career opportunities beyond the lunch hour at Potbelly’s because . . . big city. 😳).

Yeah and she left him for a woman post show.

[ChiMama]

9 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

I think Quincy borders Iowa

Nope, close - but it borders NE Missouri. 

10 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

Yeah and she left him for a woman post show.

Seriously?! Did she stay in Quincy? Did the dude stay in the US or go back to boy band life in Central/South America (forget where he was from)? 

[1011101010001]

7 minutes ago, ChiMama said:

Nope, close - but it borders NE Missouri. 

My bad, confused the Q in Quad Cities with the Q in Quincy.

[1011101010001]

11 minutes ago, ChiMama said:

Seriously?! Did she stay in Quincy? Did the dude stay in the US or go back to boy band life in Central/South America (forget where he was from)? 

Looks like after the woman she married a man and is now in Colorado.  
 

https://www.thelist.com/398059/this-is-why-90-day-fiances-yamir-and-chelsea-broke-up/

[ChiMama]

1 hour ago, MrBuhBye said:

My bad, confused the Q in Quad Cities with the Q in Quincy

No worries, I was wrong about Chelsea -- she is from Galesburg, not Quincy. All of those western IL towns kind of blend together. LOL She’s had quite the interesting journey! Good to see Yamir is making a go of his music — now in LA. Their story was so long ago - the sweeter, simpler days of 90DF. <sigh>

Edited November 23, 2021 by ChiMama

[sainte-chapelle]

If I were Sherlon I would not want to move to the US. He is living his best life in the sun while working at a resort where he gets to sample all the goods. He has no interest in being a daddy in cold Illinois. They don’t have a love story….if she didn’t get pregnant they would have never spoken again.

” Key has come a long way with her English” hey asshole if you love her so much you could have taken a few classes…asshole.

Edited November 24, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[1011101010001]

Tangerine margarita sounded good lol.

[Hotel Snarker]

14 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

“Key has come a long way with her English” hey asshole if you love her so much you could have taken a few classes…asshole.

Yeah, Mark is really pissing me off right now with his not knowing Spanish. If she has learned English very well for you, why can’t you learn Spanish very well for her?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just wanted to get this out of the way before the show starts: Amber, stop being so fucking stupid.

There.

[Pepper Mostly]

13 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Just wanted to get this out of the way before the show starts: Amber, stop being so fucking stupid.

There.

Oh Auntie! I fear you are already too late. 

Hello peeps! Happy Monday night, lets get ready to rumble! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Hello, my fellow snarkers! It is time for us to gather once again to poke fun at the shitshow that is Love in Paradise: The Caribbean! Let's get it on!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t watch The Family Chantel so can someone tell me when the mother got a nose job? And why does she and the husband always wear jaunty hats?

[Pepper Mostly]

Last two minutes of Family Chantel. WHY is Thomas wearing his bathrobe and that stupid hat? 

[Gobi]

Back to margaritaville. 🎵If you like penis alotta, and swinging in the rain.🎶

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I don’t watch The Family Chantel so can someone tell me when the mother got a nose job? And why does she and the husband always wear jaunty hats?

Around the house! With a bathrobe! Does he put on his hat before he brushes his teeth? What is with this bunch and their hats??