S04.E19: Life After Lockup: Poly Problems

[PrincessPurrsALot]

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Kristianna storms off in chaos on her wedding day; Lacey questions her marriage after Shane's surprising lie detector results; Britney suspects Ray is up to no good; Nicolle suggests a poly relationship, but Daonte and Tia explode in anger.

Yes!  Poly problems!  Nicolle wants to have her cake and eat it too; that is, if we substitute cake with wallet, a.k.a. Daonte, and it with "handsome gentleman" Tia.  PPAL is here for it!

It's time for confirmed Indian John to marry Kristianna in a ceremony that is not held in a pickup truck bed chapel.  Kristianna will be extra sparkly in her beaded gown.  John will wrap his braids tight.  And sister Kristianna will bring the dramahz!  We will yet again see that the terra that Terra is on is not so firma after all. Of course, Mama Kristianna will react with gravel voiced disapproval, as is her wont. 

Meanwhile, Ray attempts to appear animated while Lacey attempts to show shock and outrage over the fact that Chane has been bringing in cash by chatting up men online.  Of course, given the amount of botox and fillers in Lacey's face she will be as animated as:

Original air date 2021.10.22

[Gobi]

Kristianna’s sister will show up in disguise. She will be Terra incognito.

[OoogleEyes]

3 hours ago, Gobi said:

Kristianna’s sister will show up in disguise. She will be Terra incognito.

[HorrrGoodnight]

The eyebrows on some of these people 🤨

[Adeejay]

Nicolle: “This poly relationship was supposed to be, you hang out with us and  give us money.” Based on the fact that she has never slept with him, Daonte would be an even bigger fool to go along with this. Both those ladies look like crap. Wonder what is their drug of choice.

[Pepper Mostly]

On 10/21/2021 at 10:08 PM, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

The eyebrows on some of these people 🤨

Please note the "terrifying eyebrows" square on the Official Love After Lockup Bingo Card! 

9 hours ago, Adeejay said:

Nicolle: “This poly relationship was supposed to be, you hang out with us and  give us money.” Based on the fact that she has never slept with him, Daonte would be an even bigger fool to go along with this. Both those ladies look like crap. Wonder what is their drug of choice.

My guess is "all of them. All the drugs."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I wake up and think is there a more clueless person on this earth than Daonte.  His great love, Nicolle, meets him with her girlfriend, Tia.  They are both high AF and getting their drink on.  Tia is shooting daggers at him the entire time.  Daonte sees love in Nicolle's eyes for him.  That's him mistaking her glazed over eyes with love.  If we send him to a crack den he'll think they are all in love with him. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

There was a quick throwaway comment last night - Ray is off tether!  He can leave Britney's house for more than just work.  Now she even more desperately needs to anchor him with a child.  Ray is such a wildman, I'm sure he'll be off doing all kinds of things, like watching TV with a friend, going to the occasional movie, grocery shopping, maybe even getting a beer with some buddies.  

Note to Britney, I am pretty damn sure there has never been a drug kingpin named Bink.  Bink's coming!  Everyone run!  

[Jeanne222]

I just watched it to day and Lordy!  I can't stop giggling about Dantes  mother asking him if she dropped him on his head when he was a baby!  Probably because that young man is slow.  He was already to jump in bed with Nicole and Tia until Tia said no while exhaling!

Bonnie and Clyde are rounding up the family for the big wedding.  The family on both sides isn't sure of this match up since so many previous ones didn't work out!  Really?  I'm surprised!

Brittany loves her some Ray!  He must be smothering!

What's with the old guy with the weave up to?  He sent his lady love off with $70 bucks and a new 'friend'!  Trouble in paradise!

[tvfanatic13]

Who wears a red bra under their sheer wedding dress? Why, Kristianna of course. Good lord. 

[1011101010001]

Nothing says class like a double shot of Hennessy.

[1011101010001]

I have to give Chon props for using his turn signal.  A handsome man who can fix your HVAC and is a courteous driver?  Swoon!  
 

Does Lacey think women pay for OnlyFans?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Are we going to talk about Kristianna's family pic with mom wearing a "cowboy hat" and chewing on some wheat?  

[Elizzikra]

11 hours ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Are we going to talk about Kristianna's family pic with mom wearing a "cowboy hat" and chewing on some wheat?  

I feel like it sort of speaks for itself… :)

[SemiCharmedLife]

On 10/23/2021 at 6:36 AM, Pepper Mostly said:

Please note the "terrifying eyebrows" square on the Official Love After Lockup Bingo Card! 

My guess is "all of them. All the drugs."

This is hilarious and spot on!

[Back Atcha]

18 hours ago, tvfanatic13 said:

Who wears a red bra under their sheer wedding dress? Why, Kristianna of course. Good lord. 

Is Angela's GREEN more appropriate?    

[SemiCharmedLife]

8 hours ago, Back Atcha said:

Is Angela's GREEN more appropriate?    

She should have worn purple to go with Michael's grape tuxedo.

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7 hours ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

She should have worn purple to go with Michael's grape tuxedo.

Doubles as a Grimace costume.