90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He's going to be actively trying, as soon as he scares up a woman who's actually willing to have sex with him. Stay tuned!

I'm afraid he's going to use his sperm count as a pick-up line. 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He's going to be actively trying, as soon as he scares up a woman who's actually willing to have sex with him. Stay tuned!

Well, he tried $40,000 as a bargaining chip.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's going to be actively trying, as soon as he scares up a woman who's actually willing to have sex with him. Stay tuned!

I don’t think the blow-up doll is going to care about having kids.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Isn't polygamy illegal?

If you actually get a license and marry more than one spouse. Otherwise, it's just frequent flyer miles.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Isn't polygamy illegal?

With these contestants, it’s more like an excuse for a three/foursome. 

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Isn't polygamy illegal?

Maybe they get around it by not being legally married to each other. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I don’t think the blow-up doll is going to care about having kids.

Cesar could qualify for My Strange Addiction.

[Gobi]

I come to snark about Caesar not praise him.

"Et tu, sperm count?"

Edited February 13, 2024 by Gobi

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Cesar could qualify for My Strange Addiction.

I watch a lot of weird shows, but I can't handle this one. 2 weird 4 me!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Things weren’t working out between these two so what a great idea to have another kid! 🤯

[Pepper Mostly]

Aw, I love Olga. And I had a sneaking soft spot for Steven. He had his problems but I think all in all his heart is in the right place. I'm pulling for them. 

Olga has beautiful hair. 

[judylo]

These two were before my time. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

How can they afford to live in NYC?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Aw, I love Olga. And I had a sneaking soft spot for Steven. He had his problems but I think all in all his heart is in the right place. I'm pulling for them. 

I wanted to pound that selfish pizza-face down a rat-infested sewer.

[MagicEyes]

I'm just glad this isn't a pee test!

[Pepper Mostly]

That little boy is PRESH.

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

How can they afford to live in NYC?

Maybe they have jobs? Crazy, I know.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What a cute little boy!

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

How can they afford to live in NYC?

I suspect that OF is helping. Or maybe Olga is Go-Go dancer.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I suspect that OF is helping. Or maybe Olga is Go-Go dancer.

Olga went to university. Maybe she got a real job. 

[Gobi]

"Wow, there are more Dahmers than I expected!"

[Pepper Mostly]

Steven seems so different. Thoughtful. 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Wow, there are more Dahmers than I expected!"

Coincidentally, I'm distantly related to Jeffrey Dahmer. Not kidding. But the Dahmers in my family are not serial killers, AFAIK. 

[Zombness]

Oh no!!!   DO we have to see Ed again??

[Gobi]

Next weeks looks like guaranteed nightmare fuel.

Till next time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Jesus. Angie?? NOOOOOOOO. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Syngin hasn't stopped drinking, I see.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Steven seems so different. Thoughtful. 

Not strung out?

[Pepper Mostly]

OK peeps, that was fun! Have a fantastic week, all, and stay safe, northeastern folks! I love you all! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

You filled up my snark tank tonight, so thank you all. Have a glorious week and behave yourselves at all times! Adios.

[Suzywriter]

Good night all!

[Zombness]

Spoiler

Rishi got married a couple about a month ago with a girl that is not even Hindu.  He married a girl named Maria Ramirez.  Jennie and Summit were at the wedding.   So Jen is out of the picture.

RIshi and Jen.

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Jesus. Angie?? NOOOOOOOO.

I want a lifetime ban on Grangie and Mama June. There's no reason for these garbage people to be on TV at all. 

[Zombness]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Jesus. Angie?? NOOOOOOOO. 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!   

Have an spectacular week y'all and see you Sunday.....hopefully.

[judylo]

Good night all!

[magemaud]

I forgot there were new shows on last night, so I've recorded them to watch later. I am reading comments here and on Reddit. My favorite one so far was a Redditor calling John's girlfriend "Amy Winehouse Girl." 

[Red Bridey]

I missed the live chat...was watching David Beckham's doc on Netflix/Hulu/whatever and I regret nothing. That man is FINE. So I watched this just now. Steven has matured, I think. That's good. Cesar is delusional. There's something not quite right about that man. David and Annie...I used to like them a lot but I think they are both very thirsty for attention. And are kind of sketchy...I guess Jennie and Summit didn't buy the timeshare in Thailand (?),no matter how much they were pressured into it. Don't care about Debbie. Julia should just "go for the gogo" dancing. It'll keep her fit and maybe she'll get a rich sugar daddy/next husband out of it. Brandon should realize you can take the girl out of the go-go but you can't take the go-go out of the girl!

[DanaMB]

On 2/12/2024 at 1:01 PM, magemaud said:

Can we have some fun here this week while we wait for the next episode? I've read they've filmed Season 2 of "The Last Resort" in Arizona to air August or September. So far, the speculation is that these couples will be on: 

Paola and Russ

Gino and Jasmine

Sophie and Rob

Miona and Jibri 

who else does anybody think? 

Hard pass.  Though I didn’t watch the first season, either. 

[magemaud]

I just posted the cast of the new season of Happily Ever After? over on the show's media thread. Warning, don't read on a full stomach. 

[DanaMB]

Jesus Christ. (Repeating myself ,but damn. We’re never getting away from the most abusive pieces of shit this show has. 

[magemaud]

Finally some new footage! I’m wondering if it’s deliberate that Igor’s blurred ass cheeks appear to complete Nikki’s boobs in the photo t shirt 

[magemaud]

I had to laugh when Gino pulled out two absolutely identical gray fedoras from the back of his car and asked Cousin Dana  “Which one do you like better?”

Jasmine is shown having her hair styled for the wedding and has a heart to heart talk with the stylist who is fussing with her hair, carefully parting it, slicking it down, etc. Then Jasmine comes out with her hair looking exactly like I used to do myself for my daughters’ ballet recitals. 

Edited February 18, 2024 by magemaud
Wrong relative!

[magemaud]

My favorite Uncle Marco quote so far: “Gino has some crazy ass ideas…”

Adding my least favorite quote from the episode was Nikki after she and Igor had sex, “My coochie is happy and his peepee is happy…” 

Edited February 18, 2024 by magemaud

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, my snarky darlings! I got here early and I brought brownies and peanut butter cup ice cream. Really looking forward to seeing some beautiful romantic weddings, I also have lots of tissues, I'm sure I'll be moved to tears by all the expressions of True Love. 

How's everyone's week been?

[OneGuy]

I'm here early too watching what must be a rerun (is that still a thing?) of the show that I don't remember.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

I'm here early too watching what must be a rerun (is that still a thing?) of the show that I don't remember.

OH THANK GOD. I thought I was going crazy. Did they show this episode last week when we were all supposedly watching the Super Bowl? 

I'm just so sad to have missed Citra and Sam's wedding. I'm sure it was a beautiful and meaningful moment. Snerk.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, what about the guinea pigs? I've been worrying.

[Gobi]

Just made it. Spent all day looking for alpacas for a wedding. Don't ask.

"I'd like to keep picking at this scab, if you don't mind."

[MagicEyes]

Hello snark fans! Is anyone else having a problem with this page jumping back up to the top of the unread replies? I keep scrolling down, and it keeps popping back up. I can't change browsers because Safari is the only one that will let me log in. 🙁 My life is a complete dumpster fire right now, and I'm not in the mood for petty irritations. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Just made it. Spent all day looking for alpacas for a wedding. Don't ask.

If no alpacas are available, have you considered guinea pigs? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, what about the guinea pigs? I've been worrying.

I’ve been practicing my guinea pig mating call all week long in eager anticipation of Anally and Clayton’s wedding.