90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

And Reuben is 65 if he's a day. 58? It is to laugh. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yesterday I finally opened up my new Oxo cookie press and made a batch of spritz cookies in the shape of a heart. Gave some to my friends as an early Valentine’s Day gift. I ate more of them than I should have. Oh, the Oxo cookie press is fantastic.

[For Cereals]

Debbie, Golden Bachelorette.  I’d watch.

[sainte-chapelle]

One second Osama was trying to jump his bones, the next she says he wasn’t affectionate at all. Debbie is a liar who lies

[Zombness]

I think Ruben has a bubbly, eccentric personality just like Debbie.

[Pepper Mostly]

And Tim eats his steak medium well. Of course he does. I wonder if Veronica will have to cut it up for him?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yesterday I finally opened up my new Oxo cookie press and made a batch of spritz cookies in the shape of a heart. Gave some to my friends as an early Valentine’s Day gift. I ate more of them than I should have. Oh, the Oxo cookie press is fantastic.

I have another press but couldn’t get my cookies to stick to the pan!

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Debbie won't be doing much booty shaking, she's afraid she'll break a hip.

Nonsense, her hips are titanium.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I have another press but couldn’t get my cookies to stick to the pan!

I had an old twist one (bought it in the 70’s) and it was a pain in the ass to use. Did you use parchment paper? If so, don’t (I didn’t know that but I read a few different recipes).

What happened to the rest of Tim’s date’s dress?

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And Tim eats his steak medium well. Of course he does. I wonder if Veronica will have to cut it up for him?

Smothered in Worcestershire Sauce.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I had an old twist one (bought it in the 70’s) and it was a pain in the ass to use. Did you use parchment paper? If so, don’t (I didn’t know that but I read a few different recipes).

Nope but maybe I need to chill my pan? It was a pain so I gave up, cut up the dough and baked them and ate them anyway. They were ugly but tasted great

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What happened to the rest of Tim’s date’s dress?

She was attacked by a rabid wolverine outside the restaurant. 

[For Cereals]

Ok Diaries Muy Confuso and Mr. Speeding Train are on.  I may have to watch.  It’ll be better than David’s timeshare pitch.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Tim is such a prissy, supercilious, uptight, overweening baby. I hate him. His voice makes my ears bleed. And now they're talking about his date like she's not even there. 

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ooh, Miami is so exotic! Fresh mint in the drinks! 

I long for such worldly treats! Maine is as basic as LL Bean boots.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Nope but maybe I need to chill my pan? It was a pain so I gave up, cut up the dough and baked them and ate them anyway. They were ugly but tasted great

Now I'm hungry. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Tim ‘s girl is from central casting…zero chemistry 

[Zombness]

Tim has a barrier????             NOOOOOOOOO!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Tim wearing false eyelashes? Asking for a friend.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tim thinks girls are icky. "Ew, you have to actually TOUCH them?" 

[Gobi]

Nice cock blocking, Jamal.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Nope but maybe I need to chill my pan? It was a pain so I gave up, cut up the dough and baked them and ate them anyway. They were ugly but tasted great

Yeah, put the pan(s) in the fridge and maybe the dough as well, just to firm it up a bit.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Tim thinks girls are icky. "Ew, you have to actually TOUCH them?"

Oh, no, cooties!

[Pepper Mostly]

Neither Tim nor Veronica have anything even vaguely approaching social skills. Want to talk to his date? Suggest a trip to the ladies! Sweet Jesus. 

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Tim thinks girls are icky. "Ew, you have to actually TOUCH them?" 

Yuck, cooties!

Ninja'd by @MagicEyes

 

Edited February 6, 2024 by Gobi

[Suzywriter]

Veronica is being an ass with the language barrier. Soooo rude.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uh oh, is Nutalie ruining her chances at stardom, dumping Josh and the role he paid found for her?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yeah, put the pan(s) in the fridge and maybe the dough as well, just to firm it up a bit.

I always refrigerate cookie dough, its easier to work with when its cold. 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Neither Tim nor Veronica have anything even vaguely approaching social skills. Want to talk to his date? Suggest a trip to the ladies! Sweet Jesus. 

They are perfect for one another 

[Suzywriter]

Julian, it is totally unethical and illegal to run a background check for personal reasons.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ooooh, its weird creepy guy and Mahogany! I hope they read the Bible together. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

He’s supporting himself by selling his blood? Oy vey iz mir.

[sainte-chapelle]

Hi is diaries chat here..I forget?

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Julian, it is totally unethical and illegal to run a background check for personal reasons.

He is a cop…I hope he gets fired for that shit. Him and his world war three time winner shirt

[Pepper Mostly]

That baby is so cute. 

[Gobi]

Do strippers do marriage counseling? Asking for a friend.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yara: We even went to the resort to work on our problems drink from the 90 Day well. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yara and Jovi figured that continuing therapy would be just the right ticket to stay on the 90 Day Gravy Train.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Do strippers do marriage counseling? Asking for a friend.

Do they ever!

[Auntie Anxiety]

So nice to see that the therapist invests in word art. 🙄

[Suzywriter]

Any gravy train looks good to me.

[sainte-chapelle]

Six months seems quick, they don’t even know where they want to live 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So nice to see that the therapist invests in word art. 🙄

I see that shit at Savers all the time. And mugs that say Live Laugh Love. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s none of Gwen’s business and it’s not her life. She needs to cut the umbilical cord pronto.

[Gobi]

"Oh, and the house has to be close to a strip club."

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Six months seems quick, they don’t even know where they want to live 

They’ll live wherever they need to live for their TLC check.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Oh, and the house has to be close to a strip club."

Yara is making a mistake. Miami is full of strippers and hot women. Dallas would have been better.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Gwen! They are adults! You don't have a say! 

Jovi is making sense. My world is upside down.

[Red Bridey]

Ugh, my phone is so problematic! Gwen is no senior citizen. She can get to Miami as much as she wants to. Cut the cord, mom!

[sainte-chapelle]

My cat is snoring. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I see that shit at Savers all the time. And mugs that say Live Laugh Love. 

I find it hilarious that so many Live Love Laughs ended up in thrift shops.

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

They’ll live wherever they need to live for their TLC check.

Didn't Russ and Pouty move to Miami? TLC must have a minimum wage crew temp agency there.

[sainte-chapelle]

Speaking of the resort show 

Spoiler

I read somewhere that Ed and Liz are dunzo….again. Except now they are married and own a home. Idiots