90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Zombness]

Kenny is so immature...he just wants to live "La vida loca" in Mexico City.  He believes he is still in his twenties.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh yes, she's a piece of work. Very spoiled and privileged. She spends a lot of time in her book whining about how James was sometimes meeeeean to her, because he didn't think she was very smart. (Newsflash, she's not very smart. James must have the patience of a saint.) 

James was high as a kite, and Carly was Carly...I can't imagine anyone being sane in that marriage.  Her kids tell affectionate stories of their mother getting them out of bed at 2 am to "listen to this great song I just wrote" when they were still in Spiderman pajamas. 

 

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Kenny is so immature...he just wants to live "La vida loca" in Mexico City.  He believes he is still in his twenties.

He wants some alternate dick and the ability to fly below the radar when he's dipping. 

[Shelbie]

I’m afraid I will permanently damage my eyes from rolling them so hard if I watch The Last Resort.

[sainte-chapelle]

Kenny sitting there slack jawed. Language barrier or not you can tell this is a tense conversation. Take Hannah outside…do something !

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mary and Brandan are saving a ton on their phone bill just being together on the same room.

[Zombness]

Mary shy??????  Doubt it!!!

[AR Traveler]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Kenny sitting there slack jawed. Language barrier or not you can tell this is a tense conversation. Take Hannah outside…do something !

Even Judge Judy always removed children from the cases.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mary is a virgin? Sorry, no sale.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

James was high as a kite, and Carly was Carly...I can't imagine anyone being sane in that marriage.  Her kids tell affectionate stories of their mother getting them out of bed at 2 am to "listen to this great song I just wrote" when they were still in Spiderman pajamas. 

 

Oh sure, but I loves me some James. He's been married to his current wife for over 20 years. She's a bigwig with the Boston Symphony Orchestra and they live in Lenox, MA. 

[Bees52]

Aww...  Brandan brought special undies to wear just for Mary.

🙄

 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Mary shy??????  Doubt it!!!

Did grandpa see her booty videos?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Mary shy??????  Doubt it!!!

She absolutely does not want to have actual sex with him. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Aww...  Brandan brought special undies to wear just for Mary.

🙄

 

Are they from the Gabriel Collection?

[sainte-chapelle]

Mary knows her way around the peen

[Shelbie]

I don’t believe Brandan isn’t a virgin. 

[AR Traveler]

Mary's a virgin like I'm 25, 5'10, and Mrs. Arkansas.

[Pepper Mostly]

Maybe Mary can go to another room and they can have phone sex. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe Mary can go to another room and they can have phone sex. 

Or stay on the same bed and have phone sex.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Brandan. Now she doesn't even want to cuddle. She fucking hates you. 

[AR Traveler]

(sorry for posting so much), I'm out of that room in seconds flat, I don't care who I'm bedding with, at the sight of that spider.

[sainte-chapelle]

«  i love you » MRy «  yea sure »….true love

[Doublemint]

This guy has been played big time - they never thought he'd actually go there.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimberly is exhausting. 

[For Cereals]

Paul Reubens!

[Zombness]

Kimberly is exhausting...demanding...spoiled...her way is the only way.

[AR Traveler]

Where have I heard that Brandan and Mary are actually married and expecting?  Or am I crazy?

[Doublemint]

Oh Kim.  You don't scream at a guy and demand things.  That won't work.  If you use a little sweetness you can sometimes work miracles. 

[Zombness]

Just now, AR Traveler said:

Where have I heard that Brandan and Mary are actually married and expecting?  Or am I crazy?

You are right they are.  His mother went to the wedding and put the pictures on IG.  So yes, they got married.

[Shelbie]

That reality isn’t matching up to her psychic dreams is really messing with Kimberly’s head. Wait til she finds out she is expected to do everything in that house.

[Doublemint]

Why is she wearing a Pooh Bear costume?

[Zombness]

Why is Kimberly wearing a cow, bunny or whatever the hell costume.   Is that here pajamas???   This chick is not all there. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Why didn't she just manifest what she wanted? I mean, what good is all her magical juju if it, you know, doesn't work?

 

[For Cereals]

Just now, Shelbie said:

That reality isn’t matching up to her psychic dreams is really messing with Kimberly’s head. Wait til she finds out she is expected to do everything in that house.

This is where he bothers me.  He should’ve been clear because this will not good.  She also could’ve done some googling instead of relying on her clairs.

[Bees52]

Kimberly, I'm sorry, but I can't sympathize with you while you're wearing a Pikachu outfit. I can't.

[Auntie Anxiety]

TJ is trying awfully hard to convince himself that this is going to work out.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yeah, sure TJ, pull the other one. If you love her so much, why did you get a sink with a lip on it? Its more than flesh and blood can stand, you insensitive oaf.

[Shelbie]

Just now, Zombness said:

Why is Kimberly wearing a cow, bunny or whatever the hell costume.   Is that here pajamas???   This chick is not all there. 

Not only is she wearing it she packed it and brought it all the way to India. She’s quirky don’t you know. 🙄

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m not sure ‘dick” means testicle. I’ll have to look it up in the OED.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh and now she's doing that thing I hate "oh, so you want me to say testicles? Is that it?" Fuck off Kimberly, you're an asshole. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

TJ, listen to yourself. Tape it and play it back on a continuous loop.

[Bees52]

Hey TJ, welcome to America, in your country,

because we bring America everywhere we go.

[Zombness]

TJ how could you,  no toilet paper??

[Auntie Anxiety]

TJ, is this the life you want? Listening to this day in and day out? Yeah, didn’t think so.

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

Where have I heard that Brandan and Mary are actually married and expecting?  Or am I crazy?

So, they had sex at least once, then. I'm sure Mary closed her eyes and thought of bank books.

[sainte-chapelle]

6 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Why is she wearing a Pooh Bear costume?

I think it is Picachu or however you spell it

[Pepper Mostly]

I'll call you stupid every day and twice on Sunday, Kimberly. 

Good night, dear peeps! Have a fantastic week, see some of you on Friday for Fun with Inmates! Put some money on my books and pick up the phone when I call you! Love you loads!

[Suzywriter]

Speaking of Carly Simon, I can't believe this bitch Kimberly. He needs to send her home. She deflects everything back onto him. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Thanks for the laughs, everyone. I can’t watch Pillow Talk (I’m looking mostly at you, BileDuct). Have a great week and happy August! Aloha.

[Zombness]

Good night to everyone...sleep tight with no spiders on the roof..

[AR Traveler]

Good night and have a good week, my snarkers.