90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[OneGuy]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

725?!?! That is dirt cheap where I live

Thus the condition of the apartment.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

I didn't know Deb was visiting Bilal's place.

Deadeeee

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

725?!?! That is dirt cheap where I live

And you get free dirt at this place.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sagittarius sue said:

And you get free dirt at this place.

Comes with a matched set of vermin.

Edited April 26, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[sainte-chapelle]

I call Etsy shitsy….there are some good things but a lot of junk

[goofygirl]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Caca? Cacao? Come on Jesse.

Right?? I thought caca meant doodoo or shit en espanol?

What the hell is Coltee wearing??  Capri pants?

Edited April 26, 2022 by goofygirl

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Thus the condition of the apartment.

Probably already comes with pets.

[Hotel Snarker]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It brought you closer together?? It was your first fucking date, Ed. Slow your fucking roll.

Ooooh, he's 56. One foot in the grave. 

It's a small foot...

My dad and Ed share the same birthday, unfortunately. It's on Thursday.

3 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

Doesn't caca mean bird shit?

Excrement.

[Gobi]

Did Coltee get breast implants?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb is celebrating her upcoming second date by doing some day drinking. Because why not?

[sainte-chapelle]

I can’t get over old street walker Debbie 

[Hotel Snarker]

I feel like Debbie is having a 3/4 life crisis.

[Frozendiva]

Is Colt wearing Hammer pants?

[sainte-chapelle]

Do a line maybe…Oh Debbie we all know you are blitzed all the time

[Auntie Anxiety]

It comes furnished? Delivered right to the sidewalk.

[Gobi]

Every image of this place looks like a crime scene photo.

[Bees52]

Did Debbie just make a drug joke? 😱

[OneGuy]

Good that Colt is cool having his Mom live in a place that's "a little more sketchy."  That's the unique love of a son for his mother.

[Frozendiva]

Who would show such a dirty apartment?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wow, Colt really needs to eat a salad or two.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

I didn't know Deb was visiting Bilal's place.

He wants to see if she loves him for him. I mean, that's reasonable, right?

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

725?!?! That is dirt cheap where I live

SAME. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ewww don’t they clean before showing the unit?

[Hotel Snarker]

Not Coltee dumping Debbieee off at this shithole!

[Frozendiva]

Colt is moving to a C or D cup.

[goofygirl]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Did Coltee get breast implants?

It sure looks like it!  He definitely needs a bro!

 

Stephanie is gonna make me sick here in a minute!  She just needs to put it out on her fans only page that instead of farts, she wants to sell fucks.  Just to end the celibacy, of course.

Edited April 26, 2022 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt wants Deb to pass go and proceed directly to an assisted living home.

[sainte-chapelle]

So Deb doesn’t own the house? Can’t she sell and find a nice condo? I am confused 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Who would show such a dirty apartment?

Producer drama.

[Hotel Snarker]

What is Debbie's budget?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Who would show such a dirty apartment?

No one. That "real estate agent" is the hygienist at Matt Sharp's dentist. She was dying to be on TV.

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

It sure looks like it!  He definitely needs a bro!

Ahem…a mansiere. 

[sainte-chapelle]

You don’t need to stay in Vegas Debbie. You can move.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Did Debbie just make a drug joke? 😱

She's planning on smoking a Jay later.

[Hotel Snarker]

Coltee about to change the locks at the house in a minute.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb gets all tarted up for her next boring exciting adventure with Jay.

[Pepper Mostly]

Deb and Colt have been on this gaping hell mouth of a show so long that they're recycling old plot lines. "Debbie looks for an apartment". I have a sense of deja vu. 

[OneGuy]

Stephanie presents like she's living on the sexual edge all the time.  She's a poser.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Have we decided what Jay’s secret is? Still married? Erectile dysfunction? Colostomy bag? In the witness protection program? All of the above?

[Bees52]

Wow... This guy was a first for Stephanie...

and they're still friends?

By the way, I am pretty sure this show hates us....

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

No one. That "real estate agent" is the hygienist at Matt Sharp's dentist. She was dying to be on TV.

The least she could do is sweep away the dead bugs.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I wonder if this guy who wants to be on tv was Stephanie’s boyfriend in high school knows she had a serious illness.

That’s a shitty charcuterie board.

[Frozendiva]

Steph, you also lost your hair stylist!

[sainte-chapelle]

I am tempted to turn the channel. I can’t stand this chick

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uh oh, here comes the drunk friend, who’s Italian, in case you didn’t remember.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

The least she could do is sweep away the dead bugs.

Are you kidding? They brought the dead bugs IN to make the place looks worse.

Stephanie has friends?? since when?

[Gobi]

"She left right after I farted. Doesn't she know how valuable my farts are?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

A drummer in an internationally renowned band? I have bingo.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I wonder if this guy who wants to be on tv was Stephanie’s boyfriend in high school knows she had a serious illness.

That’s a shitty charcuterie board.

Expired Walmart meat …like on Tiger king

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Steph, you also lost your hair stylist!

Which, face it, is far more important. Friends come and go but a good stylist is like GOLD.

[Gobi]

TMI!