90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Frozendiva]

48 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

That’s one celebrity endorsement they don’t want. 

I think he said it was Champaca Absolute.

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2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I think he said it was Champaca Absolute.

Yeah I had to turn on the closed captioning because I ain’t fancy like that.

[Frozendiva]

11 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

Yeah I had to turn on the closed captioning because I ain’t fancy like that.

I have a few In various sizes and formulations, including body sprays:

Black Orchid

Violet Blonde

Tobacco Vanille
F-ing Fabulous

Noir de Noir

Noir

Velvet Orchid

Metallique

Soleil Neige

Soleil Blanc

 

Edited April 20, 2022 by Frozendiva

[Tuneful]

17 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

I’m betting witness protection as he is from Jersey.

I don't know if they are allowed to tell people. But if he had facial surgery that didn't go too well that might explain, e.g., why his eyes look strange. 

I was going to speculate maybe he's...well connected.

How much did Sharp and PrEd get for that cologne endorsement? Gross. PrEd's date seems too wholesome to be running with this crowd. I hope she only went to his room because a crew would be there. Don't let him steamroll you, Kaory. She's a very pretty and sweet lady, I think she could do better. 

I call Syngin "Breck Girl." His nonstop caressing and tossing his hair annoys me. He's worse than a teenage girl. And with those flowery nightie tops, etc. ...well, I'll leave it there. 

Edited April 20, 2022 by Tuneful

[Hotel Snarker]

On 4/18/2022 at 9:23 PM, goofygirl said:

I know, right?  Why does everything she pops remind her of FOOD???  Yuk.

It’s not only gross, it’s also kind of unprofessional. It really turns people off, including myself.

18 hours ago, Tuneful said:

Speaking of bones, I mean boners, what's Jay's secret? My guesses:

- He has herpes, HIV, or Hep C. Could be one reason he takes it slow on the physical side. 

- He has criminal conviction(s).  

- He's on work release from prison (could be a reason he said on their date that work is #1 with him? And has an early curfew?). 

I was appalled when Jay was driving drunk (so it appeared), had his hands off the wheel, and was weaving on the road. And Debbie just giggled along.  

How would you like being a neighbor of Tania and Syngin? Fighting indoors and out, breaking things, crying, drunkenness (I'd bet), Sharp staff and vehicles everywhere, etc. Ugh. 

He is in a codependent relationship with his son, another sloppy man-child living at home with him.

16 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

What’s with her bath fetish?  She took one with the other Stephanie, she made a dildo video in one, and now she is trying to get the high school dude to take one?

She’s a maniac, maaaaaaaaaaniac in the bath!

[My Girls]

Single Life Night!  Got my hair dyed red, mini skirt and go-go boots.  I'm ready for the next love of my life!

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola peeps! I want you all to know that I'm ready to try and love again. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Man, oh man. What a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. First I got attacked and berated out on the sidewalk. Then I had to go to work and take soooooo many meetings and workshops, to the point where it was TMI. My brain was really driven into the ground today. I desperately need some quality snark. Thanks, guys. You are my people.

[Frozendiva]

Here's to more of uh, um, uh, yeah....

[Auntie Anxiety]

I love you guys but I dread watching this show. So many asshats, so little time!

[Gobi]

I've got my protection stones ready to save me from the harm of watching this trainwreck.

[sagittarius sue]

Hello everyone, from frigid MN!  We tied the low high temp. today, 37.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I was there to comfort her" says gross creep Ed. "Comfort her, heh heh". Sooooo creepy.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sagittarius sue said:

Hello everyone, from frigid MN!  We tied the low high temp. today, 37.

Windy and around 62 in Edmonton. Rain and maybe 40 on Wednesday.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pred, Jessifffffer, Staph. Everyone needs to gird their loins LOL

[OneGuy]

I feel  a real connection with you.  Let's see where this takes us.

[Gobi]

After that dinner date, maybe Pred is a little gunshy. Ha, I crack myself up!

Edited April 26, 2022 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

You hang in there, @Hotel Snarker. We will cheer you and our mutual detestation of Ed will make you all warm inside. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe Kaory and Ed’s Mother can talk about Ed in Spanish while he’s sitting right there.

[OneGuy]

Ed has quite the retelling of the story.

[kacesq]

Why is Ed’s mother channeling Bette Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

[sainte-chapelle]

Ed’s mom is a sweet woman but she seems a little…off somehow?

[Frozendiva]

Kaory, get this creep off me!

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed: My life flashed before me. I thought of how I might never have a chance to do the mattress quadrille with Kaory. Its so unfair!

[Gobi]

"My life flashed before me. I'm really a terrible person in retrospect!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe Ed’s mother will learn her lesson and never go on a dating weekend with her son ever again.

[OneGuy]

"I thought of you.  I thought of Teddy.  I thought of my penchant for much younger women . . ."

[Bees52]

Hi there everyone!

*sigh* We start out with Big Egg, again. I swear he pronounces Kaori's name a different way each time he says it.

[My Girls]

I didn't realize 56 was almost dead.  Geez, I'm 55...

[Frozendiva]

Jesse changed his outfit.

[Pepper Mostly]

It brought you closer together?? It was your first fucking date, Ed. Slow your fucking roll.

Ooooh, he's 56. One foot in the grave. 

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Man, oh man. What a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. First I got attacked and berated out on the sidewalk. Then I had to go to work and take soooooo many meetings and workshops, to the point where it was TMI. My brain was really driven into the ground today. I desperately need some quality snark. Thanks, guys. You are my people.

We are here for you. I will invite you to dinner with my secret lover and spend the whole night speaking in a language you don’t understand 

[Auntie Anxiety]

There is absolutely no chemistry between Jenniffffffer and Jesse.

[kacesq]

can I just say I love this forum? And Love After Lockup? Some of the other forums here don’t have our excellent sense of humor....

Jesse and Jenifer...blech...

[Frozendiva]

Don't these folks do anything boring on a date like go to a movie or dinner? Who does boxing and some sort of hang gliding? Not all folks can afford these things.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

There is absolutely no chemistry between Jenniffffffer and Jesse.

Remember when he briefly hooked up with Maria? This is all bullshit

[Hotel Snarker]

I'm pretty sure Ed waited until the next day to tell his mommy about his near death experience.

[Pepper Mostly]

Your mom is the most important thing? I thought your daughter was the most important thing? 

Oh wait. Being on TV is the most important thing. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now Jennifffffer tap dances around her true relationship with Cacua.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

There is absolutely no chemistry between Jenniffffffer and Jesse.

There is no chemistry to be found with Jesse.

[OneGuy]

Jesse has a wicked front comb-over.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Your mom is the most important thing? I thought your daughter was the most important thing? 

Oh wait. Being on TV is the most important thing. 

Man was I wrong about Veronica…she had this girls number

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, Jennifffffer, the espicey sexy Latina who is so sexually adventurous and uninhibited, wants us to believe that she and Cacua dated but never had sex? 

Because Cacua is gay as a box of birds, that's why. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Your mom is the most important thing? I thought your daughter was the most important thing? 

Oh wait. Being on TV is the most important thing. 

No more calls folks. We have a winner.

[Hotel Snarker]

Caca? Cacao? Come on Jesse.

[OneGuy]

I didn't know Deb was visiting Bilal's place.

[sainte-chapelle]

725?!?! That is dirt cheap where I live

[Auntie Anxiety]

On 4/20/2022 at 1:02 AM, MrBuhBye said:

Yeah I had to turn on the closed captioning because I ain’t fancy like that.

Did I mention that Jesse is insufferable?

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Caca? Cacao? Come on Jesse.

Doesn't caca mean bird shit?

[Gobi]

"I had no feelings with him. Other than him feeling me up, I mean."