90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Hotel Snarker]

Thanks a lot, Dr. PP - now I can never eat oatmeal again.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m hoping Cacua takes Jesse into the back alley and beats the shit out of him until he cries like a little girl.

[Frozendiva]

Cacua seems to be a real jerk.

[Pepper Mostly]

Cacua has spent the last few years wishing he was as big an asshole as Paola's Juan. And now he has his chance. 

Cacua: Jenniffffffer is an espicey Latina! What makes you think your pale Dutch weenie can satisfy her? 

[Gobi]

Guessing by the look on his date's face, Cuckuo is sleeping alone tonight.

[Pepper Mostly]

AND he's a creepy stalker! This guy just gets better and better! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Jennifer is a liar…she has been sleeping with him on and off for 10 years

[Bees52]

Wait... why is Jenifffer translating between her ex's (current's?) and Jesse? Is she enjoying this?

[OneGuy]

Jesse, always the relationship therapist.

[Pepper Mostly]

Send her home and head to the airport, Jesse. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse, you’re being played. Jennifffffer just wants exposure on tv and has no problem making you look like a schmuck.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Wait... why is Jenifffer translating between her ex's (current's?) and Jesse? Is she enjoying this?

Of COURSE she's enjoying it! She's loving every second. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Cacua is living in a telenovela. Man is declaring his whole devotion to her right now.

[OneGuy]

Jesse: "I came to Colombia with no expectations."

OneGuy: "Clearly you had some."

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jesse, you’re being played. Jennifffffer just wants exposure on tv and has no problem making you look like a schmuck.

And I'm here for it!

[Pepper Mostly]

She's lying like a rug. She has to look out the window to hide the shit eating grin on her face. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Of COURSE she's enjoying it! She's loving every second. 

She is a narcissistic as Jesse…these crazy kids might just make it

[Hotel Snarker]

Jesse says something rather rational.

[Gobi]

"There was no intimacy with Cuckou. Just oral. And vaginal. And anal. But it wasn't intimate."

[My Girls]

Where is that man's ass???

[Auntie Anxiety]

Who’s the tall pale guy wearing the Speedo?

[Pepper Mostly]

Jenniffffffer. The same woman who flung herself at Tim, who was practically begging Jesse for the D, never had sex with Cacua? Sure, Jennifffffffer. 

[Bees52]

He Constantly wanted to touch you, Natalie? Sheesh....

[sainte-chapelle]

I wouldn’t take style tips from the speedo king

[Hotel Snarker]

OMG - my eyes!!! That suit. Make it stop. MAKE IT STOP!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

No one deserves the likes of Nuttie. She’s insane and exhausting.

[sagittarius sue]

Yes Natalie, you're f'd up in your brain.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh come on! Johnny was a creep. And she made her feeling on the issue of him touching her without her permission quite clear. Natalie, ditch these "friends". You do not have to apologize for feeling uncomfortable!

Natalie is nutty as an Almond Joy but she is not wrong here. 

Edited April 19, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[My Girls]

Does she know a man has to touch her to get pregnant?

[Frozendiva]

So Nats' dad abandoned her?

[Tuneful]

This comment is late but I couldn't believe sleazy Ed inviting Kaory to his hotel room. An openly-praying Christian lady. 

She has amazing posture, I'm jealous. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I'm on Natalie's side. Once she said she wasn't comfortable with the touching, dude should've stopped.

[Gobi]

Is she on a day pass from the psych ward?

[OneGuy]

At least Natalie recognizes her brokenness.

[sainte-chapelle]

I’m kinda with Natalie….from what I recall she told him to stop touching her and he didn’t…it is her body. It isn’t ‘cute’

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie, go get some therapy. And don’t have a baby until you work this shit out.

[Hotel Snarker]

She needs therapy.

[Bees52]

Ahh... I should have known her emotional issues ran deeper than Mike and his mother...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed: Life is short.

Me: The jokes just write themselves.

[OneGuy]

Don't have a child to fill emptiness Natalie.  It doesn't work that way and puts way too much responsibility on the child.

[Gobi]

"Life is short, it could have been taken away. So, we should have sex now."

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh come on! Johnny was a creep. And she made her feeling on the issue of him touching her without her permission quite clear. Natalie, ditch these "friends". You do not have to apologize for feeling uncomfortable!

Natalie is nutty as an Almond Joy but she is not wrong here. 

Right? This is a huge problem. No means no…even if it is just a peck on the cheek

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Life is short, it could have been taken away. So, we should have sex now."

Ed says this in every circumstance. 

"Its Tuesday, we should have sex now"

[Tuneful]

What happened to Big Ape's, I mean Big Ed's, revenge (on Liz) weight loss that he bragged about? Looks like he gained it all back and then some. 

[OneGuy]

Total Lack of Conscience channel doing a Ukraine special is beyond the pale.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Ed says this in every circumstance. 

"Its Tuesday, we should have sex now"

Can Natalie slap Ed next?

[SunnyBeBe]

Just realized I’m missing this!  I’m enduring, I mean watching The Great American Song contest.  Will return here after NC performs.  

[Gobi]

What are the odds that Pred asks Coyote what the Spanish word for "kiss" is?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Tuneful said:

What happened to Big Ape's, I mean Big Ed's, revenge (on Liz) weight loss that he bragged about? Looks like he gained it all back and then some. 

He bragged at the beginning of the season that he's lost 25 pounds. That's his story and he's sticking to it. 

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Can Natalie slap Ed next?

Someone should. Repeatedly and with feeling. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Off topic: My 98yo father’s girlfriend died last week. They lived together for 17 years and did a lot of caregiving when she got ill. Her daughter didn’t even mention him in the obituary and I’m pissed. The daughter (62yo, lived far away) didn’t get a long with my dad. Thoughts?