90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

Tim and Veronica are hogging up the rage room talking while angry people are waiting to smash up some stuff. 

[LEILANI2]

Does Matt Sharps own a chain of ax throwing  and rage rooms all over the country, because those are the only two spots they highlight on this show.

Edited November 15, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uh oh, I’m already yawning. Not a good sign.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I find it hard to chat the Single Life so I hope it hasn't been said already, but every time I see Trish, I think it's LIbby's dad Chuck in a wig.

Every time I see Grossgela, I see Trump in a wig. (Sorry for getting potentially controversial there.)

[Tuneful]

Looking at those Culpos makes me want to throw a brick through my teevee. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Poor Carly looks like her daddy

[LEILANI2]

12 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So Tania is bisexual? I missed a few episodes 

Tania has landed the coveted discovering her bisexuality role played previously by Stephanie.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel can’t go to visit Ronald because he’s too busy wiping down the groceries with Lysol wipes.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

This demolition stuff looks like much too much work for me.

You and me both, sister. I'd rather just lie on the couch and complain. 

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Does anyone else think the whole Justin relationship never existed? 

(raises hand). Justin was straight from the local community theater. 

Just now, Tuneful said:

Looking at those Culpos makes me want to throw a brick through my teevee. 

OK, hear me out--a Rage Room, with pictures of the Culpos, Colt, and Bilal taped to every surface. We'd make a MINT.

[goofygirl]

And this crap with Tiffany and Ronald is just meh.  Who cares.  She seems like she's always twisting this way and that. Why isn''t DANIEL getting to go?? School??  This is weirdness!

Needless to say, Tiffany gurl; you are STILL MARRIED TO RONALD!!  Did you forget that part?

Edited November 15, 2022 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Poor Carly looks like her daddy

Actually, she looks exactly like Ronald’s mother. Sadly.

[endure]

Won't Daniel be more confused being left out, wow she has little regard as a mother.

[Frozendiva]

Love does not equal relationship.

[Hotel Snarker]

Y’all let me know when they’re done fucking up their kids.

Meanwhile, some hardcore math: How many gambling problems do you think is the equivalent of one Culpo Sisters commercial? Five? Seven? Ten?

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey Ronald, stolen any major appliances lately? 

Tiffany: "The fights, the lies, the gaslighting..."

Pepper Mostly: And that was just YOU. 

[sainte-chapelle]

You can’t be a family. You live too far apart and due to his record he will never make it to the US.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ronald: I want to sit down at a table and talk.

Ronald’s thought bubble: I saw a nice one to steal at the casino.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

And this crap with Tiffany and Ronald is just meh.  Who cares.  She seems like she's always twisting this way and that. Why isn''t DANIEL getting to go?? School??  This is weirdness!

Me thinks all the fighting cold shoulders and Ronald did on Instagram and broke up was just to land a gig on the Single Life.

[Tuneful]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Tania has landed the coveted discovering her bisexuality role played previously by Stephanie.

And is about as convincing....

Veronica and The Girls arrive. Girls as in: know I always wear a Victoria's Secret type top, one breath away from a nip-slip, when I'm doing heavy physical exertion.  What doesn't she get about setting boundaries with Tim and then his not being there to hear all her breathy, sophomoric blow-by-blows of her love life. I thought V. was smarter than that.  I should've remembered what franchise this is .

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Y’all let me know when they’re done fucking up their kids.

Meanwhile, some hardcore math: How many gambling problems do you think is the equivalent of one Culpo Sisters commercial? Five? Seven? Ten?

This show will make me develop a drinking problem 

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, endure said:

Won't Daniel be more confused being left out, wow she has little regard as a mother.

Ikr when she said she bought tickets for her and the daughter  I immediately shouted "what about Myboy!  

[endure]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Every time I see Grossgela, I see Trump in a wig. (Sorry for getting potentially controversial there.)

That's all I've ever seen from day one and Mikul was a T lover so I figured that was why he was attracted to her lol.

[LEILANI2]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Uh oh, I’m already yawning. Not a good sign.

This franchise has fallen off a cliff. They have really lost their way with the casting.

[Hotel Snarker]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK, hear me out--a Rage Room, with pictures of the Culpos, Colt, and Bilal taped to every surface. We'd make a MINT.

I like where you’re going with that idea. I’d absolutely love to smash a toaster with Bilal’s face on it.

The smell of desperation and pathetic permeates the air.

[sainte-chapelle]

So we came home from vacation and noticed a drawer had been pushed open. I noticed a tuft of fur stuck in one of the corners. Our darling kitty has been too fat to fit in there for a while. I think she tried to hide from her caregivers and got stuck 😂 

[Frozendiva]

I was kicked out!

[endure]

7 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

And this crap with Tiffany and Ronald is just meh.  Who cares.  She seems like she's always twisting this way and that. Why isn''t DANIEL getting to go?? School??  This is weirdness!

Needless to say, Tiffany gurl; you are STILL MARRIED TO RONALD!!  Did you forget that part?

I guess Ronald is all she has in her current single life, her other two potentials bailed

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tania, it’s customary to shed a tear every so often when you are sobbing. Just saying.

[Hotel Snarker]

#wheredebbieat

[Pepper Mostly]

Looks like Tania got all the boobage in the family. /shallow

[goofygirl]

Been in Aruba FOR A FEW MONTHS....  WHUT??  And now,let's breathe in on three and exhale on four... Focus on the future....  Oookey! What a giant pantload, Tania.  Just go to the beach.

NO!!! YOU NEVER WILL!!!!  REMEMBER??  He WAS NOT YOUR SOUL MATE!!!  Go find THAT guy you dipsydoodle.   Lort.  This whole shit is making me want to hurl!

[Frozendiva]

Some sort of Reiki?

Just now, goofygirl said:

Been in Aruba FOR A FEW MONTHS....  WHUT??  And now,let's breathe in on three and exhale on four... Focus on the future....  Oookey! What a giant pantload, Tania.  Just go to the beach.

NO!!! YOU NEVER WILL!!!!  REMEMBER??  He WAS NOT YOUR SOUL MATE!!!  Go find THAT guy you dipsydoodle.   Lort.  This whole shit is making me want to hurl!

The soulmate comes in to your life when you are not looking.

[LEILANI2]

Maybe if you hadn't told your husband at the time he wasn't your soul mate, things might have gone a different direction.

[Zombness]

Tiffany is going back to Ronald, she still loves him and they will then go on to Happily Ever After.

Tania has never gotten over Syngin, she doesn't know what to do with her life.

And Nuttie now want to go back to Mike for the green card.

These ladies have such low energy..........

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tania, one step forward would be to get the divorce. I know, crazy, right?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tania, it’s customary to shed a tear every so often when you are sobbing. Just saying.

She is tryin* hard to squeeze one out….like a murder defendant proclaiming his or her innocence 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Some sort of Reiki?

Looks like she's an acoustic sound healer, like they had on Seeking Sister Wife. 

[Hotel Snarker]

No tears coming out of this face. Completely dry face. Therefore, zero gambling problems.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Tiffany is going back to Ronald, she still loves him and they will then go on to Happily Ever After.

Tania has never gotten over Syngin, she doesn't know what to do with her life.

And Nuttie now want to go back to Mike for the green card.

These ladies have such low energy..........

They must be working on another spinoff: 90 DAY--- Reunited or 90day-- 2nd time around.

Edited November 15, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Zombness]

And now.....Trish will run Nuttie out of Mike's life ......again...

[OneGuy]

It's very enlightening to share in Tania's long journey toward healing.

[Tuneful]

Right. What the H does Titsya need workshops for. She has the easiest life of probably anyone I've seen on any 90 day show. Except maybe Kara. Who (along with a couple of others) has ruined PT for me. Into each life a little rain must fall.   

[Hotel Snarker]

Treesh and Hooker Gate and her butter loving, pig collecting bullshit.

[Zombness]

The only one that has spunk is Debbie, she is a no nonsense doer.  In a world full of Tanias, Tiffanys, Nutties and Veronicas....be a Debbie!!!!

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

It's very enlightening to share in Tania's long journey toward healing.

Mine has been long and painful.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

They must be working on another spinoff: 90 DAY--- Reunited or 90day-- 2nd time around.

We already have those concepts in HEA and What Now and Diaries.

[Pepper Mostly]

Fucking Trish. Just seeing her angry, spiteful ferret face makes me ragey. She looks like she needs a visit to the ax throwing bar. Or maybe Debbie could show her how to set up a Tinder profile. Something. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Fucking Trish. Just seeing her angry, spiteful ferret face makes me ragey. She looks like she needs a visit to the ax throwing bar. Or maybe Debbie could show her how to set up a Tinder profile. Something. 

I bet my fridge that she treated his first wife like trash

[OneGuy]

What in the world is on Tiffany's steering wheel?

[goofygirl]

I'd be more enlightened if I could just smack her and tell her to GROW THE F UP!!!! TWIT!

So, let's see if Trish and Nuttly have a warm welcome for each other!

Tiffany, honey; you and Dan aren't exactly ENGAGED or anything...  I think he's gonna be JUST FINE!