90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Trish is inside sharpening the knives right now. 

Oh, right Mike. You never dated anyone? Besides your mother, I mean. 

Thought he was with some reality star.

[OneGuy]

Natalie is changing her story.  I suppose this is in the script.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie thinks the pout and the fluttering eyelashes are going to win the day with Mike. Good try, dear.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Natalie is changing her story.  I suppose this is in the script.

Most definitely and I ain't buying it

[Hotel Snarker]

HEY, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR A PRIMETIMER CONTEST! The objective: Who can make the best makeover of Treeeeesh?

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nuttie thinks the pout and the fluttering eyelashes are going to win the day with Mike. Good try, dear.

They're what's gotten her this far in her marriage(s) and dating life.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

HEY, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR A PRIMETIMER CONTEST! The objective: Who can make the best makeover of Treeeeesh?

I can't think of anything that would improve Trish, other than possibly a gag, a gunny sack, and total darkness. 

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

HEY, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR A PRIMETIMER CONTEST! The objective: Who can make the best makeover of Treeeeesh?

You can use all the filters that Meri uses from Sister Wives 😂

[endure]

I found yas, late as always.  I read Mike has his property for sale.

Edited November 15, 2022 by endure

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

They're what's gotten her this far in her marriage(s) and dating life.

And how’s that working out for her?

[sainte-chapelle]

I was watching the latest season of Unsolved Mysteries and a great deal of them are less mystery and more “my daughter wasn’t suicidal ( she was) “ or “ my dad didn’t do coke anymore ( he did)”

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I can't think of anything that would improve Trish, other than possibly a gag, a gunny sack, and total darkness. 

A blindfold 

[Pepper Mostly]

Those Culpo girls are terrifyingly skinny. Far be it from me to body shame anyone but holy moly, they are skin and bone. 

[Hotel Snarker]

The happiest I’ve been is to see the rat made it through living in Da Vood.

[Auntie Anxiety]

How dare you not tell me that Libby is pregnant, like anyone even cares.

[endure]

They should call this The Single Leftovers

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

A blindfold 

Well, a blindfold for anyone who happened to be in the same room with her, so you wouldn't have to look at her perma-sneer and mean, beady eyes. Not to mention her horror show of a haircut. 

Edited November 15, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tania is still trying to find herself. How old is she now? Another wasted(heh) life.

[sainte-chapelle]

So Tania is bisexual? I missed a few episodes 

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

You can use all the filters that Meri uses from Sister Wives 😂

I was thinking a more Kathy Bates-style look.

2 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

A blindfold 

I am imagining a pirate now.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

So Tania is bisexual? I missed a few episodes 

Only if it’s fashionable this week. And she needs a storyline.

[OneGuy]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

So Tania is bisexual? I missed a few episodes 

Tania is whatever works best for the forthcoming episodes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tania doesn't know how "it works" with a woman? That's it. I'm dead. Who doesn't know "how it works"? Is today "Its Not Rocket Science Day"?

[endure]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

So Tania is bisexual? I missed a few episodes 

It's something new for her in 'desperation storyline' I assume

[Frozendiva]

Yes, you do have a legal attachment to Syngin.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So Tania is bisexual? I missed a few episodes 

Oh, she's just trying it on. You know, like a blouse or a pair of shoes. 

[sainte-chapelle]

But..

the law cares about legal attachment 

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

How dare you not tell me that Libby is pregnant, like anyone even cares.

“Of course she’s being influenced by Uhndraaaaaaaaaaay.”

UUUUUHHHHHNNNDDDDDRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY. 🙄

[Frozendiva]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, a blindfold for anyone who happened to be in the same room with her, so you wouldn't have to look at her perma-sneer and mean, beady eyes. Not to mention her horror show of a haircut. 

Ssssssh. The mullet comeback is way overdue.

[endure]

Didn't cold shoulders know it was over when she broke up with the gambler?  (I can't recall their names.)

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

“Of course she’s being influenced by Uhndraaaaaaaaaaay.”

UUUUUHHHHHNNNDDDDDRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY. 🙄

Instead of blaming Andrei perhaps they should look into a mirror. Apparently snaggle tooths Ex really liked Andrei.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So Tania is bisexual? I missed a few episodes 

I don't think Tania knows what she is!  Besides dazed and confused.  I'm still trying to figure out how she landed on Aruba for "a while".... Whut?  Is she not a magician anymore? Whatever happened to the Witch Doctor stuff?  She's just decided she likes the TV money more than she does the voodoo.  Probably more lucrative.

[sainte-chapelle]

Tania is as bi as Whitney Thore….got it.

[endure]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tania is still trying to find herself. How old is she now? Another wasted(heh) life.

Looking for the soulmate!

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Instead of blaming Andrei perhaps they should look into a mirror. Apparently snaggle tooths Ex really liked Andrei.

But does she sing good nursery songs? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ummm, Veronica, you don’t need to put your tits on display for Tim. He’s already seen them.

[Frozendiva]

How convenient to find a good parking space!

[endure]

Oh these fickle women on this show!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Jesus, I just noticed that one of those appalling Culpos does that thing where she covers all her books on her bookshelves with plain white paper. Why bother to put books on bookshelves that scream "I never read! I wouldn't read a book if it would save my miserable life!"? That makes me stabby.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What? No axes this week?

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Instead of blaming Andrei perhaps they should look into a mirror. Apparently snaggle tooths Ex really liked Andrei.

In fact, I gotta tell ya: If I had to convey how horribly fake and scripted that Potthast fight in the preview looked by amount of gambling problems Ronald has suffered from, I’ll guess and say it’s probably 100.

[LEILANI2]

I find it hard to chat the Single Life so I hope it hasn't been said already, but every time I see Trish, I think it's LIbby's dad Chuck in a wig.

[Frozendiva]

Smashing things does sound like fun.

[Pepper Mostly]

Rage room. Because the ax throwing bar is closed, I guess. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This demolition stuff looks like much too much work for me.

[sainte-chapelle]

Does anyone else think the whole Justin relationship never existed? 

[LEILANI2]

I like these two but are we really supposed to believe these two stopped being 'friends' for Josh.

[goofygirl]

Why is Veronica mad at Tim?? It was HER idea to take the break, set those boundaries and now she's reading him the riot act.  Jeebus.  What the whut??

[Tuneful]

DON'T DO IT, Mike. 

Don't fall for her new sweetness-and-light persona. Dogs know people. Dogs remember people. This dog doesn't want anything to do with Nuttily. 

Do not move her in, especially with your Mom living there. Let Nuttily show you through her actions that she is willing to work, make money, and live responsibly. He probably knows that in her mind she will always be the star of a Hollywood movie. 

Tell her to get her own place in Seattle and you two can try dating, no guarantees. 

[Hotel Snarker]

10 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So Tania is bisexual? I missed a few episodes 

And sistersexual, apparently…