90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Mindthinkr]

4 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

Oh I have a friend who worked there!  

Small world. Did she enjoy it there. On camera there seems to be a lighthearted vibe although they sometimes tease each other mercilessly. 

[heatherchandler]

2 hours ago, Mindthinkr said:

Small world. Did she enjoy it there. On camera there seems to be a lighthearted vibe although they sometimes tease each other mercilessly. 

He liked it, he didn't last long, he ended up leaving because he got a role in a movie (that never actually came out).  I think it is a tight group!

[Hotel Snarker]

14 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

Wait what?  Why?

Code for saying, “I’m sick and tired of seeing that same doggone Shauna Rae commercial for the nth time!” My apologies for being driven ballistic.

[heatherchandler]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Code for saying, “I’m sick and tired of seeing that same doggone Shauna Rae commercial for the nth time!” My apologies for being driven ballistic.

Oh no I get it, TLC really beats a sound bite to death.  

[Scout Finch]

On 11/7/2022 at 6:06 PM, Tuneful said:

What kind of idiot calls the guy she's currently seeing as she's almost at her CURRENT HUSBAND'S house?

I think Josh is the one who called, and then asked her to call him after she saw Mike.

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

I thought Nutty said the rat ran away? At least Mike is taking care of it. Coltee looks like an Amish person that fell off his wagon, got trampled on by a few horses, then stood up and got hit by an 18 wheeler

[Hotel Snarker]

On 11/8/2022 at 5:10 PM, heatherchandler said:

Oh no I get it, TLC really beats a sound bite to death.  

TLC’s theme song should be Repetition by Information Society at this point…

[Auntie Anxiety]

On 11/7/2022 at 8:07 PM, sagittarius sue said:

I hope you provide us with a photo sometime soon.

I think I got this figured out.

She’s pretty cute, yes? She needs a grooming, in desperate need of a dental cleaning (her breath smells like tuna fish, and not in a good way) and she’s kinda farty. Maybe it’s her food (Wellness, Grain Free). I’ll ask the vet.

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She’s adorable.

[Mindthinkr]

11 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think I got this figured out.

She’s pretty cute, yes? She needs a grooming, in desperate need of a dental cleaning (her breath smells like tuna fish, and not in a good way) and she’s kinda farty. Maybe it’s her food (Wellness, Grain Free). I’ll ask the vet.

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She is a cutie and will bring you lots of companionship and exercise. I’m happy for you. 

[Hotel Snarker]

HOI, MAH FRENS! So excited to be back with another snarkful (hopefully) episode of Single Life! Let’s grab our water moccasins and get it on!

[Mindthinkr]

Hello. Anybody around? 

[Frozendiva]

And we are back…..

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s 8PM.🎶 We want the snark, we want the snark🎶🎶

[OneGuy]

Here we go with the Single Strife.  Good evening all.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tiffany: Every time we speak, Ronald tries to reel me back in.

Me: Because you have no say in the matter?

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola amigos! Let's start the evening with that utter failure of a human person, Tiffany! 

[Frozendiva]

Tiffany can say ‘no’. She does have a kid with him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Umm, Tiffany, you can tell him that you’re not getting back together. Right?

[Pepper Mostly]

I love how Tiffany is utterly affronted that Ronald wants to actually see his daughter. How dare he? Of course Tiff makes it all about her. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tiffany’s friend needs to find better friends.

[Hotel Snarker]

Crazy town bus to SHKQVEEM! All aboard! 🚂 

[OneGuy]

"So, Ronald texted me and I have trouble thinking on my own."

[Frozendiva]

Too bad Tiffany can’t afford a nanny to take the kids there.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus fuck Tiffany! You can tell Ronald that you will bring the kids to visit but that there is no chance that you and he will get back together. This is not rocket science. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Tiff wasn’t scared  to hook up with refrigerator Ron and immediately move there and get pregnant. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tiffany’s friend is good about asking open ended questions to get Tiffany to show how stupid she is.

[Frozendiva]

Change is hard. people do not want to change unless they want to.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Of course Tiff makes it all about her. 

Of course she does. She's literally despicable.

[sainte-chapelle]

«  you need to think about Tiffany for once » I don’t like these jokes 

[Pepper Mostly]

Tiffany magnanimously allows that Ronald acknowledges his faults. She, of course, bears no responsibility for the failure of their relationship (cough fucking the cameraman cough).

[OneGuy]

Making wise decisions on the front end makes these later decisions irrelevant.

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy shit did Nat pull up into a horror movie? Trucks and run down trailers and blondes is how it always begins.

Edited November 15, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Mindthinkr]

This is the third time I’m seeing Nuttie greet Mike. Must be the highlight of the footage. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now suddenly Nuttie is in love with Mike again? 

[Zombness]

Good evening to all!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tiffany’s friend is good about asking open ended questions to get Tiffany to show how stupid she is.

Granted, getting Tiffany to show how stupid she is is not difficult.  

[OneGuy]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

This is the third time I’m seeing Nuttie greet Mike. Must be the highlight of the footage. 

That's more often than a Shauna Rae commercial during the first break!

[Frozendiva]

Nats, you are a legend in your own mind.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Natalie. You are batshit crazy. Never change. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Trish will be happy to show Nuttie the door. And quickly close it behind her.

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Tiff wasn’t scared  to hook up with refrigerator Ron and immediately move there and get pregnant. 

How are we STILL hearing about Ronald?? Next, we’re gonna learn that he has a gambling addiction!!

Edited November 15, 2022 by Hotel Snarker

[sainte-chapelle]

Wow she thinks highly of herself. I don’t like Mike but why did he take on responsibility for her pet? It was good of him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mike is plotting his revenge. He's going to open a huge can of whoopass soon, and laugh while Natalie weeps. Natalie's crazy but Mike? Is an Asshole Supreme. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie, you made your bed.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Trish will be happy to show Nuttie the door. And quickly close it behind her.

Trish is inside sharpening the knives right now. 

Oh, right Mike. You never dated anyone? Besides your mother, I mean. 

[Frozendiva]

At least Mike said that he hurt.

[Hotel Snarker]

Butter is gonna be such a bitch.

[Mindthinkr]

Even Mike’s dog ran the other way. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Mike is plotting his revenge. He's going to open a huge can of whoopass soon, and laugh while Natalie weeps. Natalie's crazy but Mike? Is an Asshole Supreme. 

He is really passive aggressive and I don’t trust him at all, it surprised me that he helped her mother. It was very kind.