90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

I chatter like mad with my hair stylist but when I get a pedi I just like to read trashy magazines and let the tech do her thing. Isn't that weird?

[Doublemint]

When they showed the Camp Lejeune sign, I thought it was a commercial for lawyers, then Cesar popped up.

[goofygirl]

Chris Farley in drag??

Edited November 8, 2022 by goofygirl

[Doublemint]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I chatter like mad with my hair stylist but when I get a pedi I just like to read trashy magazines and let the tech do her thing. Isn't that weird?

That sounds about right to me.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I chatter like mad with my hair stylist but when I get a pedi I just like to read trashy magazines and let the tech do her thing. Isn't that weird?

You've obviously never had a pedi from Caesar.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

"This is the woman/man I want to spend the rest of my life with."  This could be, if not already, a bingo square.

"Find love" too.

(scribbling notes)

I think there is a square that's something like "I/she/he deserves love". And of course "soulmate")

[judylo]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She says she's lost 75 pounds since WLS but she still looks pretty sturdy. She's super beautiful and doesn't look like she would ever be a slender reed. She's a strapping lass. 

Batshit crazy though. 

Yes, it’s weird how her body is still pretty big but her face is gorgeous and not fat at all!

[sagittarius sue]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I chatter like mad with my hair stylist but when I get a pedi I just like to read trashy magazines and let the tech do her thing. Isn't that weird?

Well, you can't read trashy magazines when someone's doing your hair, and you finally get the opportunity to indulge in them when having a pedi.

[Mindthinkr]

Remind me to turn off my phone during these shows. 
 

Did the girl A from Ukraine ghost Caesar? I missed that bit and can’t record. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve gotten more exercise in the last three days walking the new dog than I’ve gotten in the last 2.5 years. At this rate, I’ll be ready for walking the Appalachian Trail by next spring.

[goofygirl]

Did dingleberry Tania MOVE to Aruba??  What's the deal, girl?  And you're not SINGLE sister; you are MARRIED still.  Ugh.  Can't stand her.

[endure]

I don't know why Caesar can't find a nice challenged local woman, he must meet a lot of women at the salon.

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I chatter like mad with my hair stylist but when I get a pedi I just like to read trashy magazines and let the tech do her thing. Isn't that weird?

I really think most NTs don’t want to talk unless they chat up first. At least that’s how we do it here in NC.

[judylo]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I chatter like mad with my hair stylist but when I get a pedi I just like to read trashy magazines and let the tech do her thing. Isn't that weird?

I don’t get pedicures all that often, but in NYC/Brooklyn, most nail techs don’t speak much English.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tania is dating a woman. Of course she is. She’ll do anything to create a storyline out of a boring existence.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sagittarius sue said:

Well, you can't read trashy magazines when someone's doing your hair, and you finally get the opportunity to indulge in them when having a pedi.

Right? All the ladies at the nail salon know me and know I like to grab a stack of People magazines and find out what the "stars" are up to. I'm no trouble and I tip well. I'm sure they're delighted. 

[endure]

Tania is really milking the lesbian angle now.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I really think most NTs don’t want to talk unless they chat up first. At least that’s how we do it here in NC.

True. I had one I would talk to but then she moved back to Viet Nam and I’m back to quiet 

I really don’t mind it. 

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

(scribbling notes)

I think there is a square that's something like "I/she/he deserves love". And of course "soulmate")

“With everything that’s happening”

“With everything I’ve/we’ve been through”

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rebecca is no Syngin and I’m not really sure if that’s a good or a bad thing.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tania looks prettier with her hair down and wild. that bun doesn't suit her. I do think she's pretty though. 

[Frozendiva]

Tania, you love attention.

[goofygirl]

Can we just go to Aruba and lay out on the beach?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, endure said:

Tania is really milking the lesbian angle now.

Well, she saw her opportunity to play the Bi angle with Steph gone. 

[Pepper Mostly]

JESUS CHRIST ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING ROLOFFS AND THEIR FUCKING FARM ALREADY.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Can we just go to Aruba and lay out on the beach?

Ikr how does Tanya afford to travel like she does? I'm jelly 

[Auntie Anxiety]

You know, I took some Aleve after I ate breakfast yesterday and I’ve had a bad stomach ever since. I guess I won’t be taking it anymore.

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

JESUS CHRIST ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING ROLOFFS AND THEIR FUCKING FARM ALREADY.

How many years has it been the subject of all their ads?

[endure]

5 minutes ago, judylo said:

I don’t get pedicures all that often, but in NYC/Brooklyn, most nail techs don’t speak much English.

I think here a lot are Korean

[Mindthinkr]

I lol at Tori Roloff wearing sparkly eye shadow to get her scheduled C-section. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

How many years has it been the subject of all their ads?

Jesus, seems like a hundred. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week, Kody does everything possible to win an award for best actor. What a fucking douchebag. Shut the fuck up.

Tiffany, fuck and marry in haste, repent at leisure. Sucks to be you.

[endure]

13 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

(scribbling notes)

I think there is a square that's something like "I/she/he deserves love". And of course "soulmate")

LOL @ soulmate + Tania!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I see Ronald hasn’t changed at all. He still makes me sick.

[Pepper Mostly]

I feel bad for Ronald. Sure he's a big dumb palooka and has all kinds of issues but he seems to love those kids and its sad that he'll probably never see his daughter in person again. 

[Maybeitsme]

I feel so sorry for those children,  Daniel seems so sad 😞 

[endure]

Stop it cold shoulders,I. hate when parents stop there kids from doing something because they can do it better.... Daniel was doing perfectly fine without her 

[Tuneful]

This is "The Single Life," but aren't at least three of them married? Nuttily, Mrs. Syngin, and Tiff? What are they doing on a show called The Single Life? Is Sharp really that hard up that they can't find some interesting new faces of people who truly are single? 

The low-rent Conan O'Brien won't see Shoulders again. Not only did she not tell him she's married until well into Date 1 (at which he blanched), but he'd be taking on two children by different dads, one of whom is high-maintenance and bullying. Conan looks just a few years out of college. He was nice enough to see the date through but I don't think he'll follow up...we'll see...  

Edited November 9, 2022 by Tuneful

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

How many years has it been the subject of all their ads?

Seriously, all I hear on their show now at this point is, “The farm, the faaaahm, da faaaaaaahhhm, blah, bleh, blih, bloh, bluh…”

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

I feel so sorry for those children,  Daniel seems so sad 😞 

Daniel is in for a lifetime of therapy. Poor kid.

[goofygirl]

Jeebus.  This Ronald & Tiffany shit is boring me to death!

[Pepper Mostly]

Gotta hand it to Tiffany, that makeup is on point. The lipstick is divine. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt shows how much of an asshat he is in 3....2.....1

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Gotta hand it to Tiffany, that makeup is on point. The lipstick is divine. 

Just to stay in the loop, what about her tools?

[Frozendiva]

Colt, your mom can do what she wants.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Gotta hand it to Tiffany, that makeup is on point. The lipstick is divine. 

She really is attractive, and the kids are beautiful.

[goofygirl]

I swear, Coltee looks like a dang Amish farmer with that scraggledy beard/facial hair on his face!  Not to mention, he's an ASS!

[Hotel Snarker]

Coltee needs to act like a grown man and do what’s best for his mom.

[Pepper Mostly]

One constant is some cast member droning on about how they're terrified to have dinner/drinks/brunch with members of their family because they think things will "get ugly". Its so ridiculous. 

And shut up Colt. You are a gaping, dripping, oozing, gangrenous asshole. 

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Just to stay in the loop, what about her tools?

DEAD

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt, remember how you decided to marry Larissa after a hot minute? Hypocrite.