90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Hotel Snarker]

This Monday felt refreshing too! I was expecting a monster Monday like usual, but nope! I made it to Part 2 of my snarking journey, The Single Life! Let us watch folks attempting to put Humpty Dumpty Pred back together again.

[Frozendiva]

Why did Jesse's question of did Cacua pay you to go out with him trigger you so much?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I hope we get to see Pred humiliated again tonight. That never gets old.

Oh you know it. I'm living for it. 

How are you all, chicas and chicos? Will we see a Great Love Affair die tonight? (oh please oh please oh please)

[Hotel Snarker]

Coyote needs to run.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Quickly coming in and finding a seat. I had to run around the house closing windows because I’m being deluged by a severe storm. Great!

[Pepper Mostly]

Jeniffffffer is going to "figure out what she wants".

I think she wants to continue to play an espicey Latina on TV. Sigh.

[My Girls]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Coyote needs to run.

I would SO love it if she would just ghost him!

[Frozendiva]

Jeniffer, you stand for only yourself.

[OneGuy]

"Baby listen, it's like I already told you.  You are wrong.  I have no responsibility in this matter baby."  - Jesse

[Auntie Anxiety]

Of course Jessiffffer had to have a fight because they A) there was never a relationship to begin with and B) they need to find new victims for next season.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why is Jeniffer wearing a cowboy hat?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for fucks sake Jennifffffer. If the shoe fits. 

She is way too defensive about this. 

That's right, Jennifffffer. You and you alone stand for all the women of the world. 

[sagittarius sue]

Greetings everyone!  Hope you're all set with drinks and snacks.  We have a 2 hour session tonight!

[Frozendiva]

Jeniffer, don't dangle Cacua along with other dudes who may come by.

[Gobi]

He still hasn't apologized. "I'm sorry you're a whore."

[Hotel Snarker]

Is that a hickey on her shoulder?

[OneGuy]

"Let's get ready for snorkeling, alright?"  That was clearly a deep wound Jennifer has endured.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Why is Jeniffer wearing a cowboy hat?

Stupid hats are par for the course on this franchise.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Whoever told Jenniffffer to wear that horrible wig in the talking heads should be fired. Not good.

[Gobi]

Debbie Does San Diego.

[Mindthinkr]

Oh gosh. I’m late and Debbie looks Goth! Am I in the right place? Hello Everyone. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I was laughing hysterically when Colt was talking to Debbie about dick pics. Ummm, Colt, dont be a hypocrite.

[Pepper Mostly]

Debbie's already hammered. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

"Let's get ready for snorkeling, alright?"  That was clearly a deep wound Jennifer has endured.

How can they afford some of these activities? No dinner and a move, or bowling, or something relatively inexpensive?

[OneGuy]

This is 2 hours?  That's a lot to ask on a Monday night.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie’s hair looks extra assy brassy.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ummmm…I think you’re supposed to show up alone to a date.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

This is 2 hours?  That's a lot to ask on a Monday night.

Right? I'm afraid I'll die of boredom. Not of your clever and witty barbs, just of the droning  drunken bloviating that will surely be flung at us.  

Edited May 17, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Bees52]

Hi everyone!

So, I just watch Jeniffer manipulate an apology out of Jesse and I saw no sincerity on either side. Just extra screen time.

[Mindthinkr]

SipGin, you are making your hands greasy running them thru your hair. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Syngin will need a few many cocktails before he goes on the date.

WHAT!!!! Seeking Sister Wife? We are so blessed!

[Pepper Mostly]

OH MY GOD SEEKING SISTER WIFE IS BACK!

Now with extra skeeviness!

[Gobi]

Just a friendly reminder to hate Belial.

[Hotel Snarker]

I’m shocked Coltee was able to wipe his own butt without seeing Debbie for 12 hours.

My hatred for Coltee’s face is visceral. I literally feel sick to my stomach looking at him.

[Frozendiva]

Oh the horror! This thing is on for two hours this evening!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

OH MY GOD SEEKING SISTER WIFE IS BACK!

Now with extra skeeviness!

I am SOOOOOO there. That show is on par with Love After Lockup.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I am SOOOOOO there. That show is on par with Love After Lockup.

I felt the lack of Love After Lockup most keenly on Friday. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I felt the lack of Love After Lockup most keenly on Friday. 

Me too. I didn’t know what to do with myself. I considered going out to the local strip club for a shrimp Alfredo dinner.

Edited May 17, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Oh the horror! This thing is on for two hours this evening!

And to think, I would never spend even two minutes with any of these bozos in real life.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Me too. I didn’t know what to do with myself.

Watch Mama June?

[Hotel Snarker]

7 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

This is 2 hours?  That's a lot to ask on a Monday night.

If you make it a drinking game it flies by. Trust me.

[OneGuy]

They must have trouble getting advertising for these shows because 90% of it is just self-promotion.

[Frozendiva]

You couldn't wash your hair or tie it up to look presentable?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Syngin has lost his hunkish figure. Wow.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sagittarius sue said:

Watch Mama June?

A bridge too far. Even I have some standards, it appears. 

[Gobi]

I think it's time to think seriously about a salad, Sipgin.

[Hotel Snarker]

I don’t need to know you’re washing your balls!

[OneGuy]

Unlike Patrick, I don't think Syngin could bench 90 pounds.

[Bees52]

Waaaay TMI on Sinjin's showering process. Waaaayyyy bleh

[Pepper Mostly]

You know, I could have gone to my grave cheerfully without knowing the state of Sinjin's balls.