Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Scott has been BUSTED!

These two deserve each other. 

Lindsay is just reveling in being on the moral high ground.  Hahahaha

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I almost forgot too. But snarkers always find each other. 

Like beacons of light on a foggy night

[Floatingbison]

Wow, she gave up a "pen" pal, big loss there!!!!  It might have been Brad Pitt.  

[kacesq]

I wish I had one tenth the delusional self confidence of some of these ladies....

[candall]

Lip speaks his truth!   Team Lip!

Lindsey has quite a bit of self confidence to emit such a high level of arrogance while wearing that rat-fuck hairdo. 

[Leilani]

She's lovely, I wouldn't be afraid she'll slit my throat while I'm asleep at night if I was Scott.

[Coltee Gal]

Scott should not be snooping on Lindsay

[Auntie Anxiety]

Flap, what the hell do YOU think she’s with you for? Come on, man.

[RealReality]

OMG, no Scott, its completely weird to go through peoples private shit!  JFC.  

And why does Scott thin Lindsay should be in love with him for anything other than his money?

[Pepper Mostly]

Better watch your back, Flappy. Lindsay is inches from smothering you with a pillow or slipping some cyanide in your power shake. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Pen pal. So that’s what we are going to call it? 

Because we're in elementary school 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Flap is pissed because Lindsay isn’t putting out for him. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, I'm on the edge of my seat. Does Destinee have an eggotopic pregnancy?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn is desperate to get his money back.

[candall]

I just want Shawn to leave me alone.  With his credit card.

[Pepper Mostly]

Destinee hopes that things will work out with Shawn. So she has his car and his credit card and wants her space and won't talk to him. 

[Floatingbison]

Leggo my eggotopic

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shawn is desperate to get his money back.

He will never see one penny of that $$$

[candall]

I love the "becoming your parents" commercials.  Too bad it's only one of ten promo lines Progressive has going.

[OoogleEyes]

OMG...That gold lipstick needs to GO

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shavel, sucks to be you. 

Mother Shavel gives excellent advice to her daughter, “go pounce on some other guy.”

[Pepper Mostly]

I have to say I do admire Shavel's mother's commitment to gold lipstick. 

Jesus, don't these people talk about anything else? They've been having the same conversation for weeks!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shavel, there are plenty of prisoners to choose from. I’m sure there’s another soul mate out there (or in there) for you.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I have to say I do admire Shavel's mother's commitment to gold lipstick. 

I always wear gold lipstick when I fry up ten pounds of ground beef.

[Pepper Mostly]

I love the refinement and intelligence that shines from Shavel's bovine face. 

[Floatingbison]

Dropped some truths there.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

I always wear gold lipstick when I fry up ten pounds of ground beef.

Doesn't everyone? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shavel, here comes the UPS guy. Your daughter can start calling him “daddy.”

[RealReality]

Damn, why that wig Shavelle's mom, WHY??????

 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shavel, here comes the UPS guy. Your daughter can start calling him “daddy.”

That UPS man neither wants to deliver or drop off that package!

[OoogleEyes]

How does anyone function in the real world with those nails?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mumbles answers the door in his teddy bear suit.

[Pepper Mostly]

Sarah: "and someday, maybe we can talk about something that's not Michael"

 

[RealReality]

JFC Sarah, no one is jealous over you.  

Sarah is so fucking pressed over this ugly ass deadbeat dad. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael knows how to turn on the romance. “I thought you came up here to get poked.” Swoon.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, guys, what's the over/under on these two ending up in bed by the end of this scene?

[RealReality]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Sarah: "and someday, maybe we can talk about something that's not Michael"

 

She is 10 minutes from having a third baby for Michael to ignore.

Girl, Malcolm is begging you to break up with him.

Sarah needed to talk about this RIGHT NOW???  And this couldnt happen over the phone. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Michael knows how to turn on the romance. “I thought you came up here to get poked.” Swoon.

Well, its no "is you ovulation'?" but its pretty smooth.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael is looking forward to his next bowlful; he’s as high as a kite.

[RealReality]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Michael knows how to turn on the romance. “I thought you came up here to get poked.” Swoon.

Its how you get these high quality women like Sarah and Maria

[Leilani]

Michael can talk to all kinds of females........... and sometimes males.

Edited November 28, 2020 by Leilani

[kacesq]

I’m so over Mumbles acting like he’s God’s gift to women.

[OoogleEyes]

"Our personal problems" aired on national TV

[RealReality]

Oh, well another high quality woman falling for this romancing.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Sarah, get that ratty hair cut. Please. 

[RealReality]

Damn, i wish I could go back in time, shape shift into Shawn for 10 minutes and report that car stolen.  

[candall]

Mumbles is so awful, you'd think it would be easy to side with Cabbage.  But then, she's also odious.

It's a toughie.

[Coltee Gal]

Mikhul is high as fuck

[RealReality]

Just now, candall said:

Mumbles is so awful, you'd think it would be easy to side with Cabbage.  But then, she's also odious.

It's a toughie.

I think its a Yuletide gift.  Its hard when you have to root for one person and you see them lose.  When everyone is terrible, you just sit back and enjoy.  What an amazing gift this show is!

 

 

[Coltee Gal]

Sarah’s hairline is weird. She looks like she’s wearing a cheap lace front wig

[RealReality]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’m so over Mumbles acting like he’s God’s gift to women.

I don't blame him because his delusions are enabled by these pathetic women.